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New Dad 初为人父 One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did eve
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God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所
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relative A husband and wife were driving down the road arguing with each other. They passed a pig farm and the husband said, Are they relatives of yours? Yes， she replied, I married into the family. Notes: 1. A husband and wife were driving down th
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【生词预览】 matron主妇，antique古董，shade色度／色调，eccentric古怪的 【笑话原文】 I Painted the Vase A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as
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【生词预览】 violent猛烈的，thunderstorm雷暴，tuck给?盖被子，tremor颤抖，sissy胆小鬼 【笑话原文】 A Big Sissy One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about
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【生词预览】 rural农村的，concession stand小吃摊，purchase购买，grin咧嘴笑 【笑话原文】 We Have Sound Now For the first time in many years, an old man travelled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying
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【生词预览】 secondhand二手的，bazaar义卖市场，prospective预期的，paperback平装本，triumphant得以洋洋的 【笑话原文】 Keep the Change Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospe
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E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape
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That's the difference 这就是区别所在 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, retu
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If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it! You could improve your appearance by adjust
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How did I do? 我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a s
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It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and tol
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Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're sho
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[00:07.18]Listen and Share [00:10.34]Super power line 超级电线 [00:25.47]词汇扫描 [00:29.34]blackout ['bl?kaut] 断电 [00:32.81]ferry ['feri] 轮渡 [00:35.40]inquire [in'kwai?] 询问 [00:38.74]plug [pl?g] 塞入 [00:41.10]英文原文 [00:
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Annual performance review [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.72]Annual performance review 年度绩效评审 [00:24.36]词汇扫描 [00:28.58]aggressive [?'gresiv] 积极的 [00:31.60]annual ['?nju?l] 每年的 [00:34.88]overbearing [??uv?'b??ri?] 专横
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Can't make it work [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.44]Can't make it work 不能上班 [00:21.56]词汇扫描 [00:24.78]construction [k?n'str?k??n] 建筑现场 [00:28.68]crew [kru:] 工作队 [00:31.10]英文原文 [00:33.08]One of the workers on m
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[00:15.08]Get closer to the sun, 离太阳近一点 [00:27.35]词汇扫描 [00:31.00]charter ['t?ɑ:t?] 包租 [00:33.60]overboard ['?uv?b?:d] 从船上落入水中 [00:38.07]英文原文 [00:39.71]Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel [00:42.
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[00:14.98]Good place for smoking 吸烟的好地方 [00:24.14]词汇扫描 [00:28.81]knack [n?k] 诀窍 [00:32.21]go one better 更胜一筹 [00:36.20]designated ['dezigneitid] 指定的 [00:40.80]英文原文 [00:42.60]Some people have a knack for r
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[00:28.68]impose [im'p?uz] 强加 [00:32.13]relieve [ri'li:v] 减轻 [00:35.90]ethic ['eik] 道德规范 [00:39.90]英文原文 [00:41.23]As a new federal employee, [00:43.13]I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety [00:46.61]about meeting the
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Three men, a doctor, an accountant [00:25.69]and a lawyer are dead [00:27.61]and they appear in front of St Peter. [00:30.37]St Peter tells them [00:31.83]that they have to answer one question [00:33.74]in order to get to Heaven. [00:35.66]He looks a
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