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英文幽默笑话：昂贵的建议

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him. Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：我要表现得象位女士

I Am Acting Like a Lady One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：CD唱机梦中的幸福

There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his newspaper and said, Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them. 妻子告诉丈夫说：昨天晚上我梦见你给我买

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：一位前台小姐的八级英语！

前台小姐：hello.你好 老外：hi.嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing？你有什么事？ 老外：can you speak english？你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what？ 如果我讲的不是英语，那是

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：Good news and bad news

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. 一个画家问画廊的主人有没有人对他正在展览的画作感兴趣。 I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied. 我有个好消

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：亚历山大大帝

Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to lack ambition．Why，at your age Alexander th

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：两个比目鱼问题

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how bes

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：诵读课

I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDialogues between a Missionary and an Indian．It was a poor performance，full of inconclusive arg

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：三十年前发生的事

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke, when Aunt Rebecca looked up from her knitting and said: Silas, do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding? I swan，said Silas，is that so，and what about

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：吃醋的妻子

A Jealous Wife There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldnt find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, so now you re cheating on me with a bald woman! The next night, when she didnt smell any per

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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