用听的背单词-基础2000MP3(HL-10)

hunger---------挨饿 hungry---------饥饿 humid---------潮湿的 human--------人的 humor--------幽默

英文笑话：patience 你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢

垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？ 旁观者：我没那耐性。

英文小幽默（3）

蜗牛买跑车 snail and car There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a w

现在怎么办？

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the

英文小幽默（6）

懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. Turning to her kittens, the cat

英语幽默短剧剧本

AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him foolman, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times.

母亲节怎么过

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor all mothers and express gratitude for the hardships they bear in bringing up a child. 母亲节是向妈妈们致敬，并表达出我们感激她们生育之恩的一种方式。 Most countries including US, Austr

答非所问的各种搞笑对话

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么？ Merry Christmas to ewe（发音同you）! 母羊圣诞节快乐。（祝你圣诞节快乐） What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么

实用英语句子(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

Drew Dudley:平凡的领导力

我们都改变过他人的生活而且常常是在不经意间。在这个幽默的演讲中，Drew Dudley呼吁我们将领导力看成改善彼此生活的平凡行为，并赞美它的价值。

英文幽默笑话：Cheap price for a horse

After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50. 一个人衷爱的马死了，他打算在报上登则广告如下：50元卖马鞍和马缰绳。 Inadvertently the paper added a

今年母亲节换个花样儿过

Mother's Day is celebrated to honor all mothers and express gratitude for the hardships they bear in bringing up a child. 母亲节是向妈妈们致敬，并表达出我们感激她们生育之恩的一种方式。 Most countries including US, Austr

白领英语口语（1）

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

英文幽默笑话：新员工

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we disco

英文幽默笑话：让座

To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈：早

英文幽默笑话：他曾发誓要死

He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 六十年后，他死了。

英文幽默笑话：大五个月

Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John's brothe

英文幽默笑话：三个乞丐

King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ravel out what's in my head． Do men who least desire get most， Or get the most who most desire？ A begg

英文幽默笑话：新生儿

The New Baby Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child． Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there

年长者阶层

Senior Class During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too,