英文幽默笑话：霍恩·图克

George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards． Your Majesty， replied Tooke， I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned． I cannot even tell a King from aKnave. 乔治三世问一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩

英文幽默笑话：怕老婆的丈夫

The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives．He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severe

英文幽默笑话：帕蒂

Paddy There was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own，on which he bestowed the name of Paddy，and loved mightily．He was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays，which he

英文幽默笑话：埋在花园里的枪

Guns Buried in the Garden An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden. He wrote to his son about it, a

情人节最受欢迎的英文小幽默

Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelors degree and the woman gets her masters status. Top 14 Humor of Getting married #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you se

Chaude and Cold 热与冷

学英语要生动的学，看故事学英语，看着这幽默的英语小故事，必定会对提高你对学习英语的兴趣。 A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. This is an outrage, he complained. The fau

如何让演讲一鸣惊人？

绝招一：排比的运用 排比是一种写作修辞手法，也是一种普遍应用的演讲技巧。排比是用句法结构相同的段落、句子或词组，把两个或多个事物加以比较，借以突出它们的共同点和不同点。很

英文幽默笑话：The First Day as a Taxi Driver

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. 乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀

怕肉麻？学学幽默地“感恩”

1. If it wasnt weird, I would have sent you a picture of myself. Because I look totally grateful. 要不是怕太怪的话，我真想给你发一张我的照片：好让你看看我充满感激的脸。 2. Thank you (not sent from my iPhone). 谢谢（

常用英语口语100句(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

英文幽默笑话：老虎来了

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look

英文幽默笑话：斯威夫特博士与小厮

A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as Swift was busy with his writing， the boy rushed into his

英文幽默笑话：借公牛一用

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man

英文幽默笑话：我懂他的话

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying. He says he wants some ketchup, my husband said calmly A

英文幽默笑话：我是司机

I am the Driver The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let him aboard. It's too crowded, they shouted. What do you think you are? I'm the driver, he said. 我是司机 一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还

英文幽默笑话：好客

Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visito

英文幽默笑话：你爸爸帮你了吗？

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU? One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right

英文幽默笑话：世界上最伟大的击剑手

The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly i

英文幽默笑话：钓鱼

Fishing Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larr

英文幽默笑话：不算太坏

Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，他回答说，有人偷走了一幅