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英语笑话：Two More "Dialog" Jokes

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Alphabet Riddles

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect? A: B. (bee) Q: What letter is a part of the head? A: I. (eye) Q: What letter is a drink? A: T. (tea) Q: What letter is a body of water? A: C. (sea) Q: What letter is a vegetable? A: P. (pea)

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Punishment

A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：How many? 还有多少?

Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five! 老师：假如你有五块巧克力，你妹妹问你要一块，你还剩几块？ 特里：还剩五块！

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：The Drive-Thru 得来速餐厅

Tony刚结束在当地的麦当劳餐厅的培训。 当他第一次站在收银台后工作时他不免有点紧张。他的第一位顾客点了一分奶昔。 “Tony,”经理说，“记得在客人

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：space mountain 不想再玩太空山

我们第一次带我们七岁的女儿去迪斯尼乐园并直接去太空山时，她十分激动。 我担心过山车对她来说太刺激，她却坚持要玩。使她高兴的是，我们玩了两

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生

Jerry went to a psychiatrist.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a tough teacher 强悍的老师

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(140) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话【2】

I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文笑话【1】

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says,

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：听笑话学英语:good choice 选得真不错

一天，两个工程系的学生在校园里碰面了。一个大声地招呼另一个：嗨！这单车真棒！你在哪弄到的？ 哦另一个回答，有一天，我在去教室的路上遇到一个年轻漂亮的姑娘骑着这辆车，她跳下

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Blonde Detectives美女侦探

Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Bargain讨价还价

[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：谁觉得自己很愚蠢?

[00:13.68]Substitute Teacher [00:15.92]代课教师 [00:19.13]A substitute teacher [00:20.73]was trying to make use [00:22.68]of her psychology background. [00:25.29]She began her class by saying, [00:28.78]Everyone who thinks you're stupid, [00:32.3

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Collateral(押品)

[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你最想要的签名

[00:00.28]Most wanted autograph [00:02.55]最希望得到的签名 [00:05.01]Our university newspaper [00:08.02]runs a weekly question feature. [00:15.23][00:12.80]Recently, the question was: [00:13.36]Whose autograph would you most want to have, [00

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：是什么让你早晨从床上跑起来?

[00:13.70]Motivation [00:15.59]动机 [00:17.95]MY ENGLISH PROFESSOR [00:19.40]once launched into a lecture on motivation. [00:23.22]What pushes you ahead? he asked. [00:26.86]What is it that makes you go to school each day? [00:31.31]What driving fo

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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