It's an Ellen full of surprises and miracles! 这就是艾伦 充满惊喜与奇迹的艾伦 I am not talking about child birth.We all konw how that happens.It is not a miracle, just disgusting. 我说的可不是生孩子 咱们都知道那是咋回事

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi Simon,Hello Ellen,It's been a week,I know it's been a week 嘿 西蒙 你好 艾伦 一周过去了 我知道一周过去了 I just said it's so weird now being on your show 我是说现在出现在你的节目上真不可思议 Cuz you know we ar

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

This is from Custer South Dakota,10:10pm,suspicious people were reported doing something with flashlights by the side of North 5th street in Custer 这条来自南达科塔州的卡斯特 晚上十点十分 几个可疑分子拿着手电筒 鬼鬼祟祟

发表于:2019-03-04 / 阅读(108) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Thank you very much,Thank you very much.Back at you and all that noise love and energy.Right back at you,thanks for being here.How are you,are you good 太感谢了 非常感谢 感谢你们对我的支持 谢谢你们今天的到来 你们过的怎么

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(121) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,Hi sweetheart.How are you Paula,I'm great.Good,Simon how are you,I'm great,thank you. 嗨 你好啊 甜心 你好吗Paula 我很好 太好了 你呢 Simon 我很好 谢谢 Good,I'm so happy to see you all together again.This is actually,uhh,I real

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(101) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

You look handsome,thank you,you too.you look great and I'm so happy that you are here 你看起来很帅 谢谢 你也是 你起色不错 很高兴 看到你来 and I wanna catch up with,I haven't seen you really in a long time 我想跟你叙叙旧 真

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I would be at the first doctor,I will make the laundry lesson to be the first doctor 我将是他的第一个医生 会从洗衣开始 学习成为他的第一位医生 This is not happening to me,so I can't imagine how you live your whole life 这我都

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(215) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right,you don't even know about this,we are back with Chaz Bono and we have somebody on the phone right now 你不知道有这个电话 欢迎回来 我们嘉宾是Chaz Bono 现在有人电话正在线 Okay,hello,hello.Cher,yeah.It's your mom 好啊

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I think I'm,I mean in really kind of stereotypical,you know different male and femal way 我比较倾向于传统固定的男女思维方式 I think I am probably more like want to fix things a little less emotional,a little bit more there's a proble

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

One of my girlfriend had a transgendered male friend 我一个女性朋友有一个变性后的男朋友 and I remember thinking you know he must feel like I do,but way worse 我想他的感受应该跟我差不多 或者更糟糕 I knew we were like

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right boy,first of all I have to say,what a brave brave human being you are 首先我必须得说 你是一个非常非常勇敢的人 Thank you.Because for so many reasons and then to be this lightening rod right now that is getting all this att

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We are back with Jon Cryer.So now I assume Ashton,he probably doesn't know every single thing that Demi has been in 欢迎回来 这是Jon Cryer 我想Ashtoon很可能不清楚跟Demi合作过的每个人 But did he know that you had worked with his

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's great,and Ball that dog is cute.He is very cute.Yeah,that's a really really cute dog 这样很好 Ball太可爱啊 非常可爱 非常非常可爱 My head writer Kevin has a dog just like that.They're good looking dog.The curling,yeah.he's ver

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Get out of there,get out of there.It makes sense if you can see this film 离开那里 离开那里 如果看了电影你就会明白怎么回事了 Yes,I got there when they going to show the scene,when the little face when you looking out of the wi

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

How are your?Not bad.How are you?I'm great.You're here on a good day,huh? 你好吗 还不错 你好吗 很好 你今天来适逢好日子 对吗 Yeah,absolutely.that was cool.Did you.I actually met Mrs Obama once before 是的 当然 非常酷 你以前

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(136) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Court?Lisa?Ah,It's Jennifer! 柯特? 丽萨? 我是詹妮弗! You're sleeping with her too?No,no,of course not. 你也和她打炮? 不 不 当然不了 You are still dating that writer guy,right?Ah! 你还在和那个作家约会对吧? 啊!

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(133) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

That's where he live.I mean.Maybe he lives in Pasadena. 那是他住的地方 我的意思是... 也许他住在帕萨迪纳 Because he went that way.yeah.That's Pasadena. 因为他从这条路离开 对 那是帕萨迪纳 he could be going...but tha

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I never actually ran into him when I was shooting.Because he was right next door.I know. 我从来没在拍的时候遇见过他 他就在隔壁 我知道 I was gonna surprise you.He's not here.He's out of town. 我本打算给你个惊喜 但他不在

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(124) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

well,maybe one one tiny thing comes to mind.ok. 好吧 也许有一件很小很小的事 好 don't get mad.I'm not getting mad.so I make dinner.not here.Not on TV,honey,not now. 不要生气 我不会生气的 晚餐都是我做 不能在这里 不能在

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(114) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I've missed you so much, I've missed you so much. 我可想你们了 想死了 I love being here which is good because thanks the stock market I have to be here. 我喜欢回来做节目 因为股票不景气我不得不来 but I really do.I just rea

发表于:2019-03-05 / 阅读(143) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀