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英语笑话：School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英文笑话：I'll Change My Name 我会改一个名字

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Thinking Back 回忆

We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our widowed mother's 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, Of course, we were bound to be poor because we wer

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：Industrial Spy 产业间谍

IndustrialSpy Tenmenappliedforajobasanindustrialspy. Theinterviewergaveeachmanasealedenvelope. Theywereorderedtodeliverittothefifthfloor. Onemansecretlydisobeyedandopenedhisenvelope. Itread ， You'retherightpersonforthisjob.Reporttothepersonneldepar

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Donkey 驴子

Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一种社交上的赞词、恭维的。但是如果太过分的话，就变成了巴结

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女人

【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwasandcleaneditupabit.WhenIfinallyenteredthehouse,Icalledout. Thewomanwholovesyouthemost

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Peep 偷看

Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. 一位老师担心地说：希望不要

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：本性难移

【生词预览】 tightfisted 吝啬的， stingy 小气的， Yama 阎罗王， escort 护送 【笑话原文】 TightfistedTilltheEnd Whenaverymiserlymannicknamedthestingyghostdiedandwenttohell,theYamaKingreproachedhim,saying,Youstingyghost!Whenyo

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：Headache 头痛

Headache A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species. Notes: 1. A male panda bear told his wife, What do you mean you have a headache? 一只公熊猫对他妻子说：你说你头疼是什么意思

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探

The Greatest Detective A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? His father replied, Know her say, I married her! Notes: 1. A little boy asked his dad, Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? 一

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈

the last doughnut Do you know which two people at a nudist colony are the most popular? The first one is the guy who can carry a glass of cola in each hand and a dozen doughnuts. The second one is the girl who can eat the last doughnut. Notes: 1. Do

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：It worked有效

It worked 有效 Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and tol

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(54) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Want a day off想请一天假

Want a day off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. Boss, he says, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.We're sho

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Super power line超级电线

[00:07.18]Listen and Share [00:10.34]Super power line 超级电线 [00:25.47]词汇扫描 [00:29.34]blackout ['bl?kaut] 断电 [00:32.81]ferry ['feri] 轮渡 [00:35.40]inquire [in'kwai?] 询问 [00:38.74]plug [pl?g] 塞入 [00:41.10]英文原文 [00:

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Annual performance review 年度绩效评审

Annual performance review [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.72]Annual performance review 年度绩效评审 [00:24.36]词汇扫描 [00:28.58]aggressive [?'gresiv] 积极的 [00:31.60]annual ['?nju?l] 每年的 [00:34.88]overbearing [??uv?'b??ri?] 专横

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Can't make it work不能上班

Can't make it work [00:07.30]Listen and Share [00:10.44]Can't make it work 不能上班 [00:21.56]词汇扫描 [00:24.78]construction [k?n'str?k??n] 建筑现场 [00:28.68]crew [kru:] 工作队 [00:31.10]英文原文 [00:33.08]One of the workers on m

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(63) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Get closer to the sun 离太阳近一点

[00:15.08]Get closer to the sun, 离太阳近一点 [00:27.35]词汇扫描 [00:31.00]charter ['t?ɑ:t?] 包租 [00:33.60]overboard ['?uv?b?:d] 从船上落入水中 [00:38.07]英文原文 [00:39.71]Tourists ask a lot of questions as we travel [00:42.

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Good place for smoking吸烟的好地方

[00:14.98]Good place for smoking 吸烟的好地方 [00:24.14]词汇扫描 [00:28.81]knack [n?k] 诀窍 [00:32.21]go one better 更胜一筹 [00:36.20]designated ['dezigneitid] 指定的 [00:40.80]英文原文 [00:42.60]Some people have a knack for r

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Ethics: Coming Soon道德(规程):即将推出

[00:28.68]impose [im'p?uz] 强加 [00:32.13]relieve [ri'li:v] 减轻 [00:35.90]ethic ['eik] 道德规范 [00:39.90]英文原文 [00:41.23]As a new federal employee, [00:43.13]I felt a combination of excitement and anxiety [00:46.61]about meeting the

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)

Three men, a doctor, an accountant [00:25.69]and a lawyer are dead [00:27.61]and they appear in front of St Peter. [00:30.37]St Peter tells them [00:31.83]that they have to answer one question [00:33.74]in order to get to Heaven. [00:35.66]He looks a

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(130) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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