英文笑话：Skinny Dipping 裸泳

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smith saw Jimmy, she grabbed the nearest object - whi

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英文笑话：Chaude and Cold 热与冷

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.

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英文笑话：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says,

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英文笑话：Free advice? 免费的建议？

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, t

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英文笑话：Very stupid robbers 两个笨贼

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英文笑话：Stopover 中途停留的优惠

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices.

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英文笑话：The Mean Man's Party 吝啬鬼餐会

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

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英文笑话：你是怎么引起洪水的？

How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？ A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,

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英文笑话：Reached Shore Fast 快速靠岸

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raise someone on his m

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英文笑话：Honest？诚实吗？

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

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英文笑话：Endearing terms 可爱的称呼

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morr

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英文笑话：Life after death 死后重生

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英文笑话：It worked 真的有效！

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t

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英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

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英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,

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英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho

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英文笑话：我把他吊起来让他晾干

I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来让他晾干 Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the de

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英文笑话：粉红西装卖出去了！

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了！ When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some v

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英文笑话：Blind Date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave

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英文笑话：Six or Twelve?六还是十二？

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