英文笑话：How Long, Doctor? 要多久，医生？

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really th

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英文笑话：你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘

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英文笑话：我要表现得象位女士！

One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He s

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英文笑话：real play 逼真的演出

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英文笑话：The Swimmer 游泳者

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times

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英文笑话：Nouns 名词

Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun? First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow. 教师：名词就是一个人或一种物的名称。现在谁能给我举出一个名词？ 第一个男孩：一头奶牛。 教师：

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英文笑话：An Abstract Noun 抽象名词

Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam. 老师：珍妮，什么叫抽象

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英文笑话：Say Sir 要叫先生

Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什

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英文笑话：Beer 啤酒

The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: Gentlemen, order! The entire class yelled: Beer! 教授敲打着桌子喊道：诸位，请安静！ 全班大声喊：啤酒！ [注]order 一词可作安静解，也可作点菜，点饮料解。

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英文笑话：A Speeding Motorist 超速的司机

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英文笑话:looking for a companion 找个伴侣

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英文笑话：a boy with a big head 大头娃娃

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英文笑话：The Composition Class 作文课

The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on the most beautiful thing I ever saw. The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishin

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英文笑话：new discovery 新发现(音频)

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英文笑话：Mommy is hitting the bottle

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英文笑话：I Lost 我输了

It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy

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英文笑话：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice

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英文笑话：The best answer 最佳答案

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I will change my name

At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your

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英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master to let him know if her body was found. Two weeks later he

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