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I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

Naughty Monkey调皮的猴子 Its very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the old mans nose. The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old mans nose again. T

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THE NAUGHTY BOY Along time ago, there lived an old poet, a thoroughly kind old poet. As he was sitting one evening in his room, a dreadful storm arose without, and the rain streamed down from heaven; but the old poet sat warm and comfortable in his c

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The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

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发表于:2018-12-18 / 阅读(417) / 评论(0) 分类 人教版九年级英语

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

说一口流利的英语,从简单的单词开始。 听听,读读,背背,今天你的词汇量又增加了5个。 单词/词义 中英例句 单词听读 jam [ dVAm ] The bus was jammed full.

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Once upon a time, there was a huge forest with many tresses of all kinds. In that forest lives a mother goat and her little lamb. They were happily living in the forest. The lamb was very naughty. The mother goat found it difficult to manager her chi

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naughty vs. active 久未见面的老外问我:How is your baby son?我想说我的儿子非常顽皮活泼好动,就说:He is very,very naughty。 哪知老外一听愣了,随即意会到我的用词的不当,他告诉我naughty是个贬

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(68) / 评论(0) 分类 美国俚语

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

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TATA YOUNG,这位美泰混血的漂亮宝贝,虽然年仅23岁,但已创下全球1200万张唱片销售的辉煌纪录,被喻为亚洲的碧昂丝。 TATA YOUNG曾被封为泰国最有影响力的十大人物;亚洲周刊将她选为亚洲最具影响力的25位 时尚 创造者之一;她也登上了时代杂志的封面,被称为亚洲最成

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In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

Sally wanted a teddy bear for Christmas. On Christmas Eve, she asked her mom, Is Santa going to bring me a teddy bear? Her mom said, Yes, if you've been a good little girl. Have you been naughty or nice this year? Sally asked, What's naughty? Mom sai

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英文短篇故事(纽约)

naughty MonkeyIt's very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man's nose. The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old man's nose again. The monkey chases

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