This is the first week of season 11.I can't believe it's been 11 seasons. 这是第11季的首周秀 真不敢相信这都第11季了 It's crazy to me,but like they say,If you work hard and you make risky investments,you can never retire. 我惊呆了

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 2010年ESL之商务英语

All right,let's talk about your kitty cat.Now ,what made you get the kitty cat? 我们来谈谈你的小猫吧 你怎么会想要养猫呢 Eh,well,I wanted a dog,but I was like I can't take... 我本来是要养狗的 但是我就像 我不能 Awwww,

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Do you know you have an action figure? 你知道你有仿真玩具模型了吗 The twerk figure? yup. 那个抖臀造型的 是的 Yeah, I haven't seen it. But you've not... 知道啊 我还没见过它 但你没有 It's not you,but someone else doin

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

You're so amazing. 你人太好了 Because justin does not feel well. justin今天不太舒服 He's sick,and yet he's still here. 他病了 却依旧过来了 And you didn't have to come 你今天本不必来的 and do all these that you're doing tod

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And how much should they cost to buy? 要买的话多少钱 this particular award is 4000 dollars. 这个奖是4000美元 Wow,I will sell you one of mine for 2500. 我卖你一个我的吧 只要2500美元 Think about it. 考虑考虑 And you've got

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And when it happens there's not much you can do about it,you can try and cover you know, 但是当事情发生的时候 你其实做不了什么 你可以试着掩饰 你懂的 and say you didn't let me finish,and I was gonna say nice to meet you aga

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Just want you all finish it on your own. 只是想让你们自觉停下来 All right,so you know when you text somebody,autocorrect tries to correct the words for you. 好吧 当你们给别人发短信的时候 自动修改功能会试图帮你们改正

发表于:2019-01-11 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

It really is a love fest and considering you quit the day I started and I hold no grudge 这个真是一场爱的集结 考虑到我开始的那天你就辞职了 我没什么怨恨的意思 by the way I do actually feel guilty about that,I genuine

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Thank you.Thank you kindly.Thank you kindly tony.Yes 谢谢 十分感谢 十分感谢 Tony 嗯 Are you excited about Brad Pitt being here.Yeah indeed I am really excited first time 为Brad Pitt的到来感到兴奋么 当然 第一次这么激动 Goo

发表于:2019-01-18 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Have a seat,Hello,Ethan HI,nice to meet you you too.All right.So I'm glad...look,you are wearing.... 坐下吧 你好,Ethan 嗨 很高兴见到你 我也很高兴见到你 好了 我很高兴 看看 你正穿着 this is what my idea was.When you came

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right,don't be nervous.This is exciting and you wanna remember this moment,not that you have to, 好的 别紧张 真令人激动 你会记得这一切的 不是说你一定要记住 because we'll show it on tape over and over and over again. 因为

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

I like reality more,just bacause I feel the same way, 我更喜欢现实剧 因为我和你有同样的感觉 you can kind of figure things out and it's hard, 你会猜到结果 所以很难 I like more documentary types of stuff. 我喜欢纪实性强

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

and probably,well you don't care,I was gonna say controversial but 也许 你并不关心 或者你并不想议论这些 但是 who do you think well you can give your opinion if we have no say of who wins 你认为谁 你可以给出你的意见 如果

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Hi,jakie,how are you doing.Surprise. Jakie 你好 惊喜吧 You're sitting there,you don't think you'll be sitting there don't you. 你坐在这儿 没想过自己会坐在这儿吧 No,no.You just thought you just come to show or something like that.

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

And have you bought your mother a car or anything like that yet? 那你给你妈妈买车或者其他类似的东西了吗 No,no.No,I mean,I sounded like I've been stingy with her. 没啊 没有 不是 听起来像是我对她一直很吝啬 All it's

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

that's not hard that's that's the,my back is so far you can iron a shirt on my back 一点都不难吧 你们看看 我的背几乎没有弧度 都可以在上面熨衣服了 and my feet closed together which is just harder to do than 我的脚离的也

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

All right,the first lady was just huge talk trash 好吧 第一夫人真是个大话唠 So we did push-ups,and there spontaneously I did 20 and she did 25 所以我们做了俯卧撑 完全自发的我做了20个 她做了25个 but I watch the tape b

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(42) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

We are back with Jim Parsons from The Big Bang Theory 欢迎回来 这位是《生活大爆炸》的Jim Parson and we are gonna prepare you the first play you did on Broadway was 我们现在要给你预演一下 你在百老汇的第一场演出叫

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Well,have a seat,have a seat,It is a huge show,Tonoy.Yes,it's big.It's a big huge giant.It's a extra large show.yes,yes. 大家请坐 请坐 Tony 今天节目会很热闹 Tony 今天的节目会很热闹 是啊 很受瞩目 是一个盛大的聚会 超

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀

Jennifer Lopez.The Boy Next Door costar.Today, Ellen clears up all the rumors. 詹妮弗洛佩兹 出演电影邻家男孩 今天 艾伦会撇清所有的谣言 So there's nothing going on.What the heck I am not in his business like that. 所以什么都

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 艾伦脱口秀