欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

win--获胜 wind--风 winter--冬天 window--窗户 wife--妻子 wise--聪明的 wild--野生的

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Todd: OK, Keith, if you won 1,000,000 dollars? No, wait, 10,000,000 dollars. 基思,如果你赢得了1百万美元,不,1千万美元,你会怎么做? Keith: 10,000,000. 1千万。 Todd: If you won 10,000,000, what would you do? 如果你赢得

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Four Wives There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies 1 . He took great care of her and gave her nothing bu

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Honesty A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place... Man:What's the problem,officer? Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone. Man:No,sir,I was going 65. Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives

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CHRISTMAS EVE, ONE ALWAYS CRASHING IN THE SAME CAR Saturday, December 24, 1988 (Henry is 40, Clare is 17) HENRY: Its a dark winter afternoon. Im in the basement in Meadowlark House in the Reading Room. Clare has left me some food: roast beef and chee

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Most people are looking forward to the retired life, they have a lot of plans, such as travel around the world or do something they have never done before. But for some old and retired persons, who have lose their wife or husband, feel lonely all the

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One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said

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The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife,

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I was recently traveling in the Highlands of New Guinea, and I was talking with a man who had three wives. 最近,我正在新几内亚高地旅行,我访谈了一位有三个老婆的人。 I asked him, How many wives would you like to have? 我问

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Dialogue A A:Hello? B:Hello.is this 4474716?I'd like to speak to Mr.Wang,please? A:I'm sorry.Mr.Wang is out right now. B:May I know when he'll be back? A:I don't know,b

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TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

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听音乐学英语 Three Blind Mice三只瞎老鼠 Three blind mice, three blind mice. See how they run, see how they run. They all ran after the farmers wife, She cut off their tails with a carving knife. Did you ever see such a sight in your life.

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Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, My wife makes all the small decisions, he explained, and I make all the big ones, so we never interfere in each other's business and never get annoy

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A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. All had a wonderful time. The bride was gorgeous in her white weddi

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For many, a successful marriage can be put down to attraction, devotion, patience and true love. But one group of statisticians begs to differ. They have developed a distinctly unromantic formula to predict how compatible a couple are based on their

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家丑怎么说 一个大家都不陌生的笑话:老师问谁见过男女混合双打,有学生回答他前一天晚上刚刚看过。于是,老师请他描述当时的情形,学生则回答:Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic

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In Life We Are Happiest When 生活中,我们最幸福时 A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. 一个男人和他的女朋友结婚,举行了一场盛大的结婚庆典。 All of their friends and family came to see th

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You are the boss. 你是老板,(你说了算)。 You have the conn. 你说了算。 You have the final say. 你决定吧。 It's all up to you. 全听你的了。 The final decision is yours. 你做最后定夺吧。 You are in chargehere. 你是这里

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Not Knowing Her Well Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too? Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 我

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