Be kind to animals 爱护动物 The owner of the hamburger stand was rather surprised to see a man walk in with three iguanas, 有个人牵了三只大蜥蜴走进一家汉堡店,老板吓了一跳。 but when the man ordered four hamburgers with f

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Unit6 Umgwalagwala 第六节 安瓜拉瓜拉 A politician was out on the Indian reservation displaying his sympathy for the oppressed Native Americans. He addressed a gathering of the people. 一位政客抵达一处印第安人居留地向居住在该

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Men enjoy half an hour more of leisure time each day than women, a report claims. The international survey found that men spent longer watching television, meeting friends, playing sport or pursuing hobbies than the fairer sex. The Organization of Ec

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Jaguar is an endangered animal. It is said that there are less than 20 jaguars in the world currently, one of which is now living in the national zoo of Peru. In order to protect this jaguar, Peruvians singled out a pitch of land in the zoo for it, w

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They say having a family changes a man forever. But it may not just be a sense of duty that drives new dads to swap evenings in the pub for quiet nights at home。 A study has found that when men become fathers, their bodies suppress production of th

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Blindness leads to new vision on life 年少时,英语教授杨佳曾梦想能够像书中人物那般生活。 When she was younger, English professor Yang Jia dreamed of being like characters in the books she read. 她想象自己是意志坚强且

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Do you feel overwhelmed and tired? Is there not enough time in the day for you?Maybe its time to step back and take a look at what is really important in your life. This article explores different ways to put some more time in your life. Stress free

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We know you mean well and youre just trying to make us feel better, but there are some things single women just wish they didnt have to hear。 作为单身狗,虽然知道你是一片好心,你只是想安慰我们,但是有些话单身女性就

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How to fuck up your entire day(or life)in 5 simple steps五个会让你虚度人生的简单步骤: Step1.Grab your dumb phone as soon as you wake up,before stretching and having a tall glass of water,and start looking at all the shit everyone else

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The significant inscription found on an old key---If I rest, I rust---would be an excellent motto for those who are afflicted with the slightest bit of idleness. Even the most industrious person might adopt it with advantage to serve as a reminder th

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As a recent college grad, I was starting to figure out this adult life thing I got a job, found a place to live and managed to balance a social life with these new 9-5 responsibilities. Things were going according to plan, until they weren't. I lost

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I like for you to be still 我喜欢你是静静的 I like for you to be still: it is as though you are absent and you hear me from far away and my voice does not touch you It seems as though your eyes had flown away and it seems that a kiss had seal

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ChopinThe Beautiful Soul of Music 钢琴诗人肖邦 Can Frederic Chopin, who wrote no symphonies, no operas, and no string quartets, who wrote only for the piano, be considered one of the greatest classical composers of all time? Instrument makers a

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Wife's Begging 妻子的祈求 Two men were talking at the break-room. 两位男士正在休息室淡论着。 One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. 一位对另一位说起他与妻子的一场争斗。 In the end he said

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Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, What a beautiful night, look at the moon. 其中一个对另一个说,多么美丽的夜晚呀,看那月亮。 The second drunkard st

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Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教育孩子。她的儿子中有3岁。 One day, she took a plug and s

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Kid's Perspective 孩子的视角 On the way home from the first day of school, 在上学第一天回家的路上, the father asked his son, What did you do at school today? 父亲问儿子,你今天在学校做了什么? The little boy shrugge

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Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Because of absence. 因为缺考。 You mean you were absent on the day of the test? 你的意思是考试那天你没去?

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A Touching Farewell 一个感人的告别 Two old friends were out golfing. 两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球, As they were preparing to tee off near a road, 当他们在一处路旁准备开球时, a funeral cortege drove by and one of the tw

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Wait till Next Year 等明年再说 The woman was reading the newspaper as she and her husband were eating breakfast. 一位女士和她先生正在用早餐,她边吃边看报纸。 Did you hear about this, dear? she asked. 亲爱的,你听过这则

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