My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him, What was the name of his other leg? Why is this funny? It's funny because of the confusion between these two phrases; a man with a wooden leg and a wooden leg named Smith. Li

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

The teacher says: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say I am beautiful, which tense is it? The student says: Obviously it's the past tense. NOTES: Present Tense: I am beautiful. Past Tense: I was beautiful. This is funny because

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Trying to Locate Someone Carmen: Hi, Im looking for Waldo. I was told that he comes in here from time to time. Have you seen him? Antonio: Waldo? I havent seen him in a while. He comes in sometimes, but its pretty hit-and-miss. Carmen: I cant seem to

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 2013年ESL之日常生活

地点:钱德勒公寓客厅 人物:钱德勒,乔伊 事件:钱德勒因为担心小鸡退回去之后被杀掉,就没有将乔伊之前买的小鸡退还;不仅如此,他还带回了一只鸭子。 Chandler: I know. See, yes. That's Ja

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Everyone in my family went to school here at Michigan: me, my brother, my Mom and Dad--all of us. My Dad actually got the quantity discount: all three and a half of his degrees are from here. His Ph.D. was in Communication Science because they though

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She loves the circus. The circus has elephants. Elephants are so big. The circus has tigers. Tigers are so pretty. The circus has clowns. Clowns are funny. They drive funny cars. They wear funny costumes. They have funny faces. They make her laugh. T

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(163) / 评论(0) 分类 儿童英语小故事

It's not his fault he's not funny. We put his sense of humor on a high shelf. 他没幽默感不是他的错。我们把他的幽默感放到一个很高的架子上。 Hey, Max, you know, daddy always told me you were special, and now I see it. 麦克

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Dad? Learn her name. Yes, sir. As for you. Rebecca, her name was Rebecca. Is that all you know about her? Not too much more I guess. Does that make you feel good? No, it doesn't. Eric, every once in a while, let your brain in on what the rest of you

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She went to the circus with her parents. She was excited. She had never been to a circus. There were many clowns at the circus. She liked the clowns. They had funny faces. They had big, red noses. They wore funny hats. They wore big shoes. Their shoe

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My funny valentine我风趣的情人 Sweet comic valentine甜蜜如画的情人 You make me smile with my heart你让我由衷地微笑 Your looks are laughable你看起来那样喜悦 Unphotographable无法记录 Yet you're my favourite work of art你

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00:09.09]Lesson 63 Listen,read and act [00:29.07]What's that,Jim?It's an old photo of my family.Can I see it? [00:36.02]Sure. Look! This is my mother and this is my father. [00:42.50]Oh,they look young!Who's that man between your mother and father? [

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 初中英语人教版一年级

以乔布斯生平为主题的《JOBS》目前正在拍摄之中,而另一部由搞笑网站Funny or Die制作的乔帮主传记片《iSteve》已经在今天上映了,由贾斯汀朗主演的这部电影仅用五天拍成,追忆乔帮主果粉们

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Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave. Quentin Crisp 生命是在通往坟墓之路上发生的一件趣事儿。昆汀克里斯 图片1

发表于:2019-01-19 / 阅读(194) / 评论(0) 分类 Daily English-2017.04

Wendi: So. I wanna know why you think The Simpsons were so successful? Ken: They have a kind of humor that funny to people of all ages. It's funny to people from all different walks of life. So I guess it appeals to the masses more than any other sho

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 原版英语对话1000个

最近有听众问我们,为什么自己跟一个外国人说他的刺青很'funny', 结果歪果朋友很生气?Funny这歌词有什么问题呢?其实英语里有些词,很容易引起误会和歧义。今天Jenny、Adam就要说说最容易引

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 美国文化脱口秀

地点:赌场宾馆房间 人物:罗斯,瑞秋 事件:罗斯打电话求助如何洗掉油笔印,毫无结果之后便劝说瑞秋和他一起去赌场大厅。 Ross: Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend'

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Karen hated wearing makeup. She felt fake and weird when she wore any. All her friends laughed at her. Don't be a little boy, they would say. You're going to look ugly without it. Karen believed them. Apart from not liking how it felt, Karen hated th

发表于:2019-01-24 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 英语第4级听力-English Level 4

Commencement address. It's going well, it's going well毕业典礼演讲 准备就绪 一切顺利 Okay 好 This is going to be great 这会很棒 This is going to be a good one. You guys are fun这将是很棒的演讲 你们这些伙计很有趣 It

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Todd: So, Ruth, who is your favorite actor or actress? Ruth: Oh, that's a good question. I think it definitely has to be Ewan McGregor. Todd: Mm, yeah, he's pretty good. Ruth: I really, really like him. Todd: Why do you like him? Ruth: Well, he's rea

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 英语访谈对话

PEOPLE IN AMERICA – April 28, 2002: Milton Berle By George Grow VOICE ONE: I’m Mary Tillotson. VOICE TWO: And I’m Doug Johnson with the VOA Special English program PEOPLE IN AMERICA. Today, we t

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