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元旦幽默短信

and to good year the May many YearBest wishes for the year to come! 恭贺新禧！ Good luck in the year ahead! 祝吉星高照！ May you come into a good fortune! 恭喜发财！ Live long and proper! 多福多寿！ May many fortunes find their w

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(80) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

万万没想到：经常大笑的好处竟然有那么多！

You don't laugh enough. Yes, humor can improve your life. 你笑得不够多。对，幽默可以改善你的生活。 Humor is your brain rewarding you for finding errors and inconsistencies in your thinking. 你发现了思维的错误和前后不一

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

摩登家庭 第二季 04

Phil被邀请主持房产经济人年度宴会，而Claire 觉得Phil根本就没他自己想的那样幽默。Cameron穿着那条过于显露身体的单车热裤，Mitchell也无法说实话伤他的心。Gloria 对Jay不参加下属女儿的成人礼

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 摩登家庭

英语幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍

英语幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小短文

白领英语100句(1)

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英文幽默笑话：一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了

Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(62) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：霍迦斯

The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced，a hitch arose over the fee，and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：要否结婚

Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor. He courted a lot, he said, but never boiled over-just simmered. On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends. Upon his return

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：问问你自己的吧

Ask Your Own It was a cold，raw day at Washington．Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor．The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius．Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask a

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

实用英语辅导:销售词汇大全

1.Your T shirts can find a ready market in the eastern part of our country. 贵国的T恤在我国东部市场很畅销。 2.We all understand that Chinese shippers are very popular in your market on account of their superior quality and competitive

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

实用英语100句（1）

实用英语100句1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(53) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

英文幽默笑话：手锯的用处

At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. Sca

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

50句上班族常用英语口语

白领（white-collar worker）是指有教育背景和工作经验的、从事脑力劳动的阶层，对这些人来说，英语应该算得上是一种利器，有些公司甚至直接将晋升机会与英语水平挂钩，这使得职场白领平添

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

英文幽默笑话：我可以干得慢一些

I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work? Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like. 我可以干得慢一些 病人：拔一颗牙收费多

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：CD唱机打油诗

Limerick There was a young lady of Niger， Who smiled as she rode on a tiger． They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger 打油诗 有个尼日尔小姑娘， 笑咪咪骑在虎背上。 他们兜风回返

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：一个有心的乘客

Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had some work there．He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty air hostess．Mr．Green said to her，Goodbye，Miss Harris， a

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：接着走吧

Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial. The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon.

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(94) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：一个好一点儿的男人

What a world of pathos in this: A barren room, illkempt children, a worn out patient wife, a dissolute husband, and weak. Mary, you ought to have married a better man. John, I did. 一个何等沮丧的情景：空荡荡的屋子，脏兮兮的孩子，

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：关于水的笑话

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: Anyone knows the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. What, what? reasked the instructor. H to O, explained the chemistry expert. 生化战

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英文幽默笑话：傻爸爸

A Silly Father Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room. He cried, Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face. Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语
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