英文幽默笑话：一个有心的乘客
英语课
Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had 1 some work there．He came 2 back last Monday，and his young wife 3 met him at the airport．They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty air hostess 4．Mr．Green said 5 to her，Goodbye，Miss Harris， and the air hostess smiled and saidGoodbye too．
Mrs．Green stopped and looked at the air hostess．Then she said to her husband，How did 6 you know her name？
That was 7 easy，answered Mr．Green．The names of the captain 8 and all the crew 9 were on a piece of paper in front of our sests．
What was the name of the captain？Mrs．Green asked with a smile．
Mr．Green laughed and answered，I don't remember any of the other names．
格林去了德国，因为他在那里有些工作要做。他上星期一回国，他年轻的妻子到机场去接他。他们向他们的汽车走去，遇见了一位高挑、漂亮的空中小姐。格林先生对她说：再见，哈里斯小姐。那位空中小姐莞尔一笑，也说了声再见。
格林夫人停下来，看看那位空中小姐，然后她问她丈夫：你怎么知道她的名字？
这很容易，格林先生回答。机长和机组全体人员的名单都写在我们座位前的一张纸上。
那机长叫什么名字？格林夫人笑着问。
格林先生笑着答道：我不记得其他任何人的名字。
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
- I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
- The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
v.动词come的过去式
- I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
- The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
n.妻子，太太，老婆
- She is my wife.她是我妻子。
- He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
n.女主人，女房东，女老板
- The hostess set a lamp on the table.女主人把一盏灯放在桌子上。
- The hostess pressed fish on her guests.女主人催促客人吃鱼。
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
- He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
- He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
v.动词do的过去式
- How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
- Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？
n.队长；首领；船长，舰长；（军）上校
- Have you seen our captain?你看到队长了吗？
- The captain sailed his ship through the narrow channel.船长驾驶他的船穿过了狭窄的航道。
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