欺骗的代价 The Revenge Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:

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The Farmer in the Dell The Farmer in the dell . The Farmer in the dell . Heigh Ho ! The Derry O ! The Farmer in the dell . The Farmer takes the wife . The Farmer takes the wife . Heigh Ho ! The Derry O ! The Farmer takes the wife . The cheesse tands

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Four Wives There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies 1 . He took great care of her and gave her nothing bu

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Honesty A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place... Man:What's the problem,officer? Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone. Man:No,sir,I was going 65. Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives

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CHRISTMAS EVE, ONE ALWAYS CRASHING IN THE SAME CAR Saturday, December 24, 1988 (Henry is 40, Clare is 17) HENRY: Its a dark winter afternoon. Im in the basement in Meadowlark House in the Reading Room. Clare has left me some food: roast beef and chee

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One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said

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The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife,

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TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for hi

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In a cold winter, a couple had to move out from the luxury villa because of bankruptcy. The husband worked day and night to support the family but with no care of his wife. So she thought, he doesn't love me any more, he just cares his businessnot me。

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现代人离婚已经不是什么新鲜事儿。但是有些离婚理由却让人大跌眼镜。今天,小编为你盘点全球十大离奇的离婚理由。 离婚理由:妻子太害羞 1.一个已结婚一年的男人同妻子离婚的理由是,

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E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of pape

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A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony and to partake of the festivities and celebrations. All had a wonderful time. The bride was gorgeous in her white weddi

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For many, a successful marriage can be put down to attraction, devotion, patience and true love. But one group of statisticians begs to differ. They have developed a distinctly unromantic formula to predict how compatible a couple are based on their

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家丑怎么说 一个大家都不陌生的笑话:老师问谁见过男女混合双打,有学生回答他前一天晚上刚刚看过。于是,老师请他描述当时的情形,学生则回答:Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic

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A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that he had been asked to speak about sex. Thinking quickly, he replied, I'm talking about sailing.Oh, that's

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In Life We Are Happiest When 生活中,我们最幸福时 A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration. 一个男人和他的女朋友结婚,举行了一场盛大的结婚庆典。 All of their friends and family came to see th

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You are the boss. 你是老板,(你说了算)。 You have the conn. 你说了算。 You have the final say. 你决定吧。 It's all up to you. 全听你的了。 The final decision is yours. 你做最后定夺吧。 You are in chargehere. 你是这里

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Is the Cat There? 猫在那儿吗? A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. 一个人无比痛恨他妻子的猫,他决定把它处理掉。于是

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