Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德：但
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The Oscar statuette is the symbol of the Academy Awards. Here are some facts about the trophy itself. 奥斯卡小金人是奥斯卡金像奖的象征。这里有一些关于奖杯本身的事实。 1. The original design of Oscar was by MGM art dire
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It's taken three seasons but The Vampire Diaries and The Originals are finally intersecting thanks to the vampire shows' oldest friendship - Stefan (Paul Wesley) and Klaus (Joseph Morgan). 《吸血鬼日记》和《初代吸血鬼》要串剧了！距
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Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him. Both of them stopped, staring at each other. Then the critic said, I'll never make way for a fool. But I wil
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Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John's brothe
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Eventually all TV shows?must die. But why worry about that when there's so much to watch nowadays? 最终所有的电视节目都难逃一劫。但是如今有这么多的剧可以选择，为什么还要担心呢？ Plus, there's always the chance （
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Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate? Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come? Peter asked his mother, and she said, Yes, you can go. She phoned Paul's mothe
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最近，友谊的小船说翻就翻火的不要不要的。不过你们想过么：为什么友谊的小船说翻就翻？网友神回复：因为friendship 又称作：翻的ship。。。 在这里，小编要为Friendship来平反。实际上，此
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All of life is an act of letting go, but what hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye. 人生也许就是不断地放下，然而令人痛心的是，我都没能好好地与他们道别。 Pi: Religion is a house with many rooms。 Writ
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The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the arm
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A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He thr
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Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it u
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Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor a
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Patient:I'm so frightened, this is my first operation. Surgeon:I know just how you feel. This is my first operation, too. 病人：我很害怕，这是我第一次动手术。 外科医生：我完全理解你的心情。这也是我第一次动手术
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He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他曾发誓要死 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 六十年后，他死了。
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Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 不算太坏 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还是受到了鼓励，他回答说，有人偷走了一幅
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It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling. 不是我的错 妈妈（正教训她的女儿）：你不该拽猫的尾巴。 女儿：妈，
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Creative Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. I
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