时间:2019-02-25 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

 Class, Lass and Ass 


  Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, 
  so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. 
  A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 1 the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erased the l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way. 
  班级、情人和蠢驴 
  汤姆教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:汤姆教授明天将和大家见面。 
  一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将class中的c擦掉,将意思变为汤姆教授明天将和情妇见面。教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把lass中的l擦掉,将意思改为汤姆教授明天将和蠢驴见面。看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。

v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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accessible part
adenosarcorhabdomyoma
air-circulating
anchor shackle
Antrim Bay
arcticize
artefactitious
backs-to-the-wall
be beyond hope
benzyl penicillin
biological substance
body dose
Bothrops atrox
brehon
Brumaire
carcinoembryonic
cervicectomy
charge-card
chief signal officer
chillest
chipping sparrows
cutting tool for drill
de-authorises
deprehension
dermatofibromata
desponsated
detailly
dilutant
duplicarii
editing clause
egg and dart, egg and anchor,egg and tongue
elimination run
errand girl
expostfacto
fear-of-fear hypothesis
filter loss
financial policy with respect to dividends
finishing auxiliaries
fissure-filling deposit
full delivery
ga-
gentleman of three outs
genus eriogonums
girth gear
gymnasiums
H-mode
hardness unit
hereditary allergy
heterocarpous
hyperstore
in pledge
in the market for sth
intensity effect
JMAG
kao ch'ang chi
labetalol
larijani
leucomethylene blue
loading disc
Lower Arrow L.
main block
marine pendulum
NFPC
nonsingular idempotent matrix
normalisings
Notoseris formosana
number-plate
on-line computer
opt-out election
periodic continued fraction
point of observation
pole climber
polyendocrine adenomatosis
polypropylene pipe
pseudo-optogram
puri
quesion
rare earth metal
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recursively defined sequence
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ripplons
sagbut
schrich-owl
see one's way clear to do doing something
sell-by date
singletary peas
six-spindle polishing machine
solid-state electrolyte ion transducer
splitting of income between spouses
STN-LCD
theoretical-throat
time pulse code
tooth pitch gauge
triangular-wave polarography
tuberculosis of irides
turgescence
undern-tide
Valanginian Stage
vondel
Yudono-san