英文幽默笑话：新员工

A New Employee Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is the meaning of this? the director asked. When you applied for the job, you told us you had five years' experience. Now we disco

英文幽默笑话：我懂他的话

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard. Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying. He says he wants some ketchup, my husband said calmly A

英文幽默笑话：是哪两个词？

What Are The Two Words？ A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter．My dear， said the old lady，I wish you would do something for me．I wish you would promise me never to use two words．One islousyand the other isswell．

英文幽默笑话：两个比目鱼问题

Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away. But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invited a few friends over to dine, then tried to figure out how bes

你心目中的“十佳男性”是谁？

Wealth, knowledge and looks are no longer the only key factors that make a man in China. Because if a man wants to win the hearts of women he has to respect them and believe in gender equality . Perhaps for the first time in the country women will ch

英文幽默笑话：借公牛一用

Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man. After the servant gave the note to the rich man

英文幽默笑话：斯威夫特博士与小厮

A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble．One day as Swift was busy with his writing， the boy rushed into his

幽默笑话：视力训练

Visual Training The squad were having visual training． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots， but unhesitatinglyt

幽默笑话：报丧方式

Ways to Report Death Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, he left Herbert meticulous instructions about the pet' s

英文幽默笑话：老虎来了

When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look

Mr. Fox is Dead

Mr. Rabbit was a very bad little beast; he was always doing things that made other persons angry and they wanted to catch him. But it was very hard to catch Mr. Rabbit. One day Mr. Wolf said to Mr. Fox, We will catch Mr. Rabbit and eat him tonight. Y

I Have Turned It Over

I Have Turned It Over A woman said to her husband, dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now? The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet ove

Get a Job

One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny creature to its home, my dad went to get a ladder . When

Cut that out

Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask. The next weekend, they are in the same bar. The first guy says Man, I don't think that our idea was s

The Rescue

A man had fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all crowding around trying to get him out before the train ran him over. They were all shouting. Give me your hand! but the man would not reach up. Mulla Nasrudin elbowed his way thr

詹妮弗·劳伦斯成最吸金奥斯卡候选人

Jennifer Lawrence is the highest-earning actor or actress to earn an Oscar nomination in this years awards, according to Forbess magazine. The magazine, which publishes an annual list of the top-earning male and female actors, lists Lawrence as the w

The Mistaken Father

The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room, he bent over the nap- ping mother, whose back was turned to him, and gave her

这酸爽!肯德基推出有炸鸡味的防晒霜!

KFC's signature fried chicken has kept millions of diners clucking for more for over 80 years. But would you want to smell like you've been cooking with the Colonel all day? 在过去的80年中，数以百万计的食客吃着肯德基的招牌炸鸡。

may it be 歌词

English Quenya Lyrics by Roma Ryan Performed by Enya May it be an evening star 愿夜空之中闪烁明星 Shines down upon you 无尽星光指引你前行征程 May it be when darkness falls 愿黑暗之幕就此倒下 Your heart will be true 邪恶之

Flower & Rice

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?The Japanese replied, When your friend come