The Art of Cry

The Art of Cry When Mrs Johnson entered Belli's room, she found that he was binding up his thumb. What's the matter with you? she asked. It is because of that hammer. Belli answered. But I didn't hear you cry. Oh, I thought you were not in just now.

Giving the Seedligns a Hand

Giving the Seedligns a Hand A man of the state of Song was worried about his seedlingsgrowing too slowly He pulled up the seedlings one by one and went home exhausted．I am tired out today．I helped the seedlings to grow，he said to his family．H

12 Post Cards

My teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. Her grandfather gave her 12 post cards . Here, write us a few lines every month, he said. Months passed and the cards remained unused-

英文幽默笑话：日复一日

A teacher was always so involved in the text being studied that he never looked up. He would call on a student for translation and explanation, and-without realizing it-he often chose the same student day after day. Out of respect, the student wouldn

英文幽默笑话：手锯的用处

At the mall, my wife and I picked up some hardware items, including a handsaw. We were heading back to the car when we passed a steakhouse. Let's try it. my wife suggested. Although I felt a little foolish carrying the saw, I followed her inside. Sca

英国国家电视奖揭晓：《唐顿庄园》获最佳剧情

The final series of ITV's Downton Abbey has won best drama for the fourth time in five years at the 2016 National Television Awards. 英剧《唐顿庄园》最后一季获得2016年英国国家电视奖最佳剧情奖，这是该剧五年内第四次获

别人家的学校：学生边玩网游边做寒假作业

Students at a high school have been assigned to playing online games to finish their chemistry homework during winter break in southwest Chinas Chongqing Municipality, according to website Cqnews.net on Monday. 周一，根据重庆新闻报道，重庆

科学家最新发现 长痘痘的人老得慢!

If your teenage son or daughter is blighted by acne, they can take heart. 如果你那处在青春期的儿子女儿正饱受粉刺痤疮的摧残，那么是时候振作起来了。 For while they may feel greasy and unattractive at the moment, by m

Pressure

A 104 year-old woman was being interviewed by a reporter: And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter asked. She simply replied, No peer(窥视）pressure.

三人同舟

Three Men in a Boat Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A passing policeman stopped to watch the

Making His Mark

A man from the state of Chu was crossing a river in a boat when his sword fell into the water．Immediately he made a mark on the boat．This is where my sword fell off，he said．When the boat stopped moving，he jumped into the water to look for h

Coffee break

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.I think librarians are the easiest, said the second. When you open them up,

You Never Called

A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. I didn't? the doctor says. Then what are you doing out of

Pain Transference

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to tr

dead turtle

Mommy, my turtle is dead, the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on the head, then said, That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then h

Dis-Comcerting

I had been trying to get my friend Mike-a rock' n roll fan-interested in classical music. When I offered to purchase tickets to a Mozart festival, he willingly agreed to accompany me and seemed to enjoy the symphony. After the concert, I mentioned ho

The Monkey

A man went into the woods．He felled a tree，and began to cut it into pieces．He lifted one end of the tree on the stump，sat astride up-on it，and began to saw．Then he drove a wedge into the cleft，and began to saw farther along；then he re

肯德基推出吮指原味鸡防晒霜 性感新定义

Chicken is the next level of sexy. Yes yes yes. 性感已迈入了新的维度！ Use the sunscreen you wanna use. Be the chicken you wanna be. That's life babe! 用你想用的防晒霜，成为你想成为的鸡，这才是追求！ Are you tired o

The Land of the Halt

Many years ago in a small territory，there was not one of the in-habitants who did not stutter when he spoke，or halt in walking；both these defects，moreover，were considered accomplishments A stranger saw the evil，and thinking how they would

《盲点》第二季将有大变动！

《盲点》第二季出现了很多新面孔，新增的演员阵容包括雅奇潘嘉比、卢克米切尔和米歇尔赫德。第一集将揭露神秘女主角的真实名字。播出时段将由晚10点改为晚8点。 一定程度上因为播出时