Fat free 油是免费的 I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the fryer which were drip
One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't y
Blue BeardⅠ Once there was a very rich man. He lived in a beautiful house, and had a beautiful garden. The rich man had a blue beard: so he was called Blue Beard.Near the rich man's house there lived a poor woman. She had three sons, and two beauti
An astronomer used to walk out every night to gaze upon the stars.It happened one night that,as he was wandering in the outskirts of the city,with his whole thoughts rapt up in the skies,he fell into a well.On his holloaing and calling out,
Duke Mu of the state of Lu sent his sons to the states of Jin and Chu to occupy high positions in their governments.His minister Li Chu said,If your son is drowning and you send for a man from the state of Yue so far away to come and save the chi
A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. What time do you open up in the morning ? he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire. The owner was so furious, he slammed
An old farmer called his sons to his bedside to read them his Will.Children,he said,the time has come for me to die.You will find all my treasure hidden in the vineyard. As soon as the old man was dead,the sons took their spades,their h
An Adult Decision The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough, a few day
Many people have come across others who they suspect are cheaters. 生活中,许多人都曾怀疑过伴侣可能感情不忠。 But the secrecy surrounding infidelity makes it difficult to gather much evidence. 然而,出轨本身就具有秘密性
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would free
Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department, but when we returned, we couldn't find her. Thinking she might be in the fitting r
About 51 million people have diabetes in India, more than anywhere else. Simple additions and subtractions can help reduce the risk. 在印度,大约有51万糖尿病患者,是患病最多的国家之一。正确地选择食物,会减少罹患疾
Got a nagging cough? Before you reach for the cough syrup, try one of these natural remedies. 得了烦人的咳嗽?在你伸手拿咳嗽糖浆之前,试试这些天然疗法的其中之一吧。 1. Pick some thyme. Thyme is an officially approve
Walnuts are the healthiest of all the nuts and should be eaten more as part of a healthy diet, US scientists say. 美国科学家称核桃是所有坚果中最为健康的一种,应该作为健康饮食的一部分多吃。 Scientists from Pennsylv
A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nud
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One day a rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, he had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, drugs, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles