时间:2019-02-17 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课

    One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:

    WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

    MAN: Definitely 1 not!

    WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?

    MAN: Of course I do.

    WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

    MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.

    WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)MAN: (makes audible groan)WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

    MAN: Where else would we sleep?

    WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures ofher?

    MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

    WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

    MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed 2.

    WOMAN: - - - silence - - -MAN: shit. shit. shit.....



adv.一定地,肯定地;明确地,确切地
  • The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛,这个队肯定会输。
  • I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前,我一定回家。
adj.左手的;用左手的
  • She played left-handed to give her opponent a fair chance.她用左手进行比赛以给对手一个较大的机会。
  • If you do most things with your left hand, you are left-handed.如果你用左手做大部分事情,你就是左撇子。
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