Worst food ever...1/4 star. 史上最差食物...四分之一个星。 Why give 1/4? They have to learn. 为什么要给四分之一?他们得受点教训。 Eh, I liked the ambience. 呃,我喜欢那的环境。 Well, I'm not pulling any punches

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Aw, man! When do we get to eat? This line's taking forever! 天啊,我们什么时候有得吃啊?这队要排到天荒地老了! Ice bear's tired of staring at this guy's butt. 北极熊已经不想再盯着别人屁股看了。 Can you tell m

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Okay, here it is. 好啦,就是这里啦。 The date is June 24th. 今天是六月二十四号。 I've found what I believe to be a cave. 我猜我发现的这是一个穴居。 Oh. This furniture looks handmade. 噢,这家具是手工制作的。

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Oh, oh, where am I? I am a lost baby. Really nice. 噢,我在哪?我是个迷途的孩子。真不错。 Look for mom. 寻找我的妈妈。 Yeah. 不错。 Mom? Mom? Mom? Ha! 妈妈?妈妈?哈!妈妈? Well, interesting staging. 有点意思

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All right, thank you! Let's hear what our judges have to say. 好的,谢谢!让我们来听听评委们是怎么评价的。 Gluten-cat? Balancing lizard? Nom-nom? Oh, that's so cute. 面包猫?平衡蜥蜴?考拉君?这太可爱了。 Well

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Perfect. Cutest video ever. Righteous, holla. Pandasingle. Icebearforpresident. 完美。史上最萌视频。标签:公正。标签:哈哈。标签:单身熊猫。标签:北极熊竞选总统。 It's public. All right. Step back. Let it brea

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I don't feel any better. 看完我没什么感觉。 But look at how many views it has! 但是看看他的浏览量! 50 million? ! Dude, that's like a-a hundred-million eyes! 五千万?!兄弟们,那得有一亿只眼睛啊! Oh! Click on hi

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Hey! You guys taking selfies over here? 嗨!你们在自拍吗? Oh, we look so hot. 我们看起来可真帅。 Are you guys gonna post it online? Let's do it right now. Boop. 你们打算放到网上吗?现在马上放吧。 Oh, my gosh. Would

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911...what's your emergency? 911 ...请汇报您的紧急情况。 And now Jones inbounds the ball. Shot clock at 18. Waves the screen off. 现在琼斯发球。进攻时间还有十八秒。避开防守。 Wait, grizz! What's the plan? 等等,棕熊

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Aha! Here's our guy, fellas. 啊哈!就是他了,伙计们。 Number 41...evil-est number of them all. 第四十一号... 最邪恶的数字。 Tell us where this criminal is, pigeon! You tell us right now! 告诉我们他在哪,鸽子!快告诉

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My phone is gone forever. I will wear this in remembrance. 我再也找不到我的手机了。我戴上它以此纪念吧。 Bros, keep it together. 伙计们,我们要淡定。 I have an idea. We're gonna take justice into our own hands. 我有主意

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We got next. 轮到我们了。 One velcro wallet. One cellie. 我的尼龙搭扣钱包。你的手机。 Be careful with this, please. It is my life and soul in rectangular form. 拜托,小心轻放哦。我的身家性命可全在这个小方块里

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Okay, brothers, group huddle. 好吧,兄弟们,抱一起。 I'm not gonna lie...it's not looking good. 我不想撒谎 ...情况确实不乐观。 Looks like the real criminal might've been us. 似乎我们就是真正的犯人。 And now we must

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