伍迪单口相声精选 第2期:拉斯维加斯Vegas
时间：2019-02-07 作者：英语课 分类：伍迪单口相声精选
英语课
In addition to my vodka ad, I also played Las Vegas for the first time.
除了我的伏特加广告，我还第一次去了拉斯维加斯玩。
You see I'm not a gambler, you should know that about me. I went to the racetrack once in my life and I bet on a horse called Battle Gun, and when allthe horses come out, mine is the only horse in the race with training wheels.
你看我根本不会赌博，你们应该了解我。我曾经去过一次跑马场，我把赌注押在了一匹名叫“战炮”的马身上，当马儿们都亮相后，我的那匹是场中唯一安着一对辅助轮的马。
You have to believe me when I say, that there is something seductive about me, when I shoot crap.
你们得相信我，我说我掷骰子（又有“吹牛”和“拉屎”的意思。）时还是相当富有魅力的。
And I'm at the crap table, I'm...dicing 1.
我在赌桌旁坐了下来，我投出骰子。
A very provocative 2 woman comes up to me, and she begins to...size me up...and I take her upstairs to my hotel room.
这时有个非常撩人的女人朝我走了过来，她开始上下打量我，我领她来到楼上我旅馆房间。
Shut the door. Remove my glasses. Show her no mercy.
关上房门，摘掉眼镜，对她肆无忌惮地表现着。
I unbutton my shirt, and she unbuttons her shirt. And I smile. She smiles.
我解开我的衬衣纽扣；她也解开她的衬衣纽扣。我微笑；她也微笑。
I remove my shirt and she removes her shirt. And I wink 3 and she winks 4.
我脱掉我的衬衣；她也脱掉她的衬衣。我眨眼；她也眨眼。
And I remove my pants. She removes her pants. And I realize I'm looking into a mirror.
我脱掉裤子，她也脱掉裤子。我意识到我看着的是一面镜子。
n.掷骰子，（皮革上的）菱形装饰v.将…切成小方块，切成丁（ dice的现在分词 ）
- We are dicing for drinks. 我们在掷骰子赌喝酒。 来自辞典例句
- A lady doesn't crawl around on the decks dicing with the crew. 高贵女士可不会和船员们在船的甲板上来回爬。 来自电影对白
adj.挑衅的，煽动的，刺激的，挑逗的
- She wore a very provocative dress.她穿了一件非常性感的裙子。
- His provocative words only fueled the argument further.他的挑衅性讲话只能使争论进一步激化。
n.眨眼，使眼色，瞬间；v.眨眼，使眼色，闪烁
- He tipped me the wink not to buy at that price.他眨眼暗示我按那个价格就不要买。
- The satellite disappeared in a wink.瞬息之间，那颗卫星就消失了。