The insult of all insults. When you're stuck and have nothing to say, just say 'ur mum'.
> "This pizza is still warm"
> "Ur mum's pussy is still warm...hurhurhurhur".

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学英语单词
AAWEX
administration of wife's estate
altitude measurement
anacusia functionis
anemometer detector
as you were
average assistance
beered up
Benedict XII
blast inlet
branchiomyces demigraus
Bruceton Mills
bulkhead stuffing box
business-cards
buttner
chronicle-herald
chyme-mass
clay ejector
climatic controls
coclaurine
common bend
conglutinate
cowra
cutaneous osteoma
dimension style overrides
dimensioning standard feature
diphenylenimine
dog spike push out
donnall
enacts
Epipaleolithic
euporphine
expected frequency
fabbriches
family Ameiuridae
flowerless
fluoronitrofen
gadolinium base alloy
genus Thermopsis
ghaf
grab bucket capacity
haptocyst
Highlands, The
inherent priority
iron stearate
joint product offer
kinased
locust beans
loose-limbed
low-power Wi-Fi
make a point of doing
margin voltage
marine resource economics
mesothelioma
Metalflake
metallic ore deposit
methylthio group
moss lichen tundra
mucilage envelope
natural moire
near-sighted
nickel molybdenum steels
nonjuridical
olistomerism
optimum linear filtering
orbital altitude
Ornithoboea calcicola
phosphosulphates
pleurites
pressure fuel
radar instrumentation
remaining hydrogen
remove a blot
reynoldsburg
Rhazes
runways.
rupture of medial accessory ligament
Saponaria officinalis L.
sea level
self maintained discharge
Seventh-Day, seventh-day
squobble
standard system scanner
stationary-
Stefansson
stepwise dilution
subtemporal fissure
switching principle
taylor-made
thermodynamic stratification
thimble punch holder
transmission measurement
trapezoidal tooth clutch
tsutomus
twin strand
Télébodou
unpaired nucleon
up sleeve
Uwekahuna Peak
versatile digital analyser
XylP
zmount of oxygen consumption