When a woman is to embarrassed to fart so she leaves the room to fart in the bathroom. Fart is silent but deadly.
> Maria is having a dinner party, she needs to fart but to embarrassed to fart in front of her friends. Maria gets up and tells her friends she is going to powder her nose. Maria went " to fluff"

Some say that love’s a little boy, And some say it’s a bird, Some say it makes the world go round, And some say that’s 1) absurd, And when I asked the man next-door, Who looked as if he knew, Hi

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-Wow!This room's kind of small for a big castle. No bed, but check out these awesome dustpans they give ya . -Quiet, you fool. what wapons are you keeping in this container? Your pitchforks? I can't breathe. It's killing me -Yeah, definitely due fo

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I pull back the covers. 我拉开被子。 The covers, covers, are the blanket, the comforter, and the top sheets. 被子(covers)可以是毯子、羽绒被和上层床单。 We take those things and we have to pull them back. 我们拿着这些物

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Pussy can sit by the fire and sing, Pussy can climb a tree, Or play with a silly old cork and string To 'muse herself, not me. But I like Binkie my dog, because He knows how to behave; So, Binkie's the same as the First Friend was, And I am the Man i

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第一, 迷你对话 A : I am confused. 我真有点迷惑不解。 B: What is the matter? 怎么啦? A : You really believe what he says? 你真相信他说的话? B: But frankly speaking, he has never fluffed you off. 坦率地说,他从来就

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大名鼎鼎的美剧《Friends(老友记)》大家是都知道的,这可是大家学习美语的宝典之一。我们为您精选出一些实用的口语,供您学习。 That's not why we bought the ticket。那并不是我们买票的原因。

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One Inch Tall If you were only one inch tall , you'd ride a worm to school. The teardrop of a crying and would be your swimming pool. A crumb of cake would be a feast And last you seven days at least , A flea would be a frightening beast If you were

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文本 Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me? Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant. Monica: No Mom, I don't have a restaura

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