(关于死亡、残酷与痛苦等)使人恶心的玩笑

Ne Yo--So Sick (MV) You may not have heard of the name Ne-Yo before, but you've more than likely heard some of his lyrics--specifically, on Mario's massive hit, Let Me Love You. This talented musician wrote for a number of chart-toppers before the a

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 娱乐新天地MV 2006

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(159) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(180) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版高中英语模块9(选修)

Dialogue 20 laurance--You look rather pal.Aren't you feeling well? soony--Not very.I was sick most of the might .I didn't sleep very well. laurance--What seems to be the matter?Is it the flu? soony--N

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(106) / 评论(0) 分类 英语经典听力对话

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

【句子对照】 Yesterday I was sick as a dog with the flu. I stayed in bed all day. 昨天因为感冒我病的十分严重,整天都在床上躺着。 【关键俚语】 sick as a dog (adjective) [infomp3al] 英:to be very sick 中:病的十

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(64) / 评论(0) 分类 美国常用英语俚语

Pope Benedict XVI celebrated an open-air Mass on Monday for the sick at the shrine of Lourdes in southwest France. He urged the sick, whom he blessed during the service, to remember that dignity never abandons the sick person. Sabina Castelfranco ha

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2008年(九月)

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is go

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that im alone Cuz right now it says that we Cant come to the phone And I know it makes no sence Cuz you walked out the door But its the only way I hear your voice a

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(157) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(76) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

Three days later Lily:Mom, I'm ready for school. Mom:Let me feel your forehead. I'm so glad it wasn't strep throat. Lily:I don't have a fever, and I'm ready for my test. Mom:But I'm not sure you're strong enough yet. Here's some seafood rice soup I m

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 Eztalk美语会话

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(83) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

An old lion lay ill in his den.All the animals came to visit him,but none of them could do anything for him and every day he grew weaker and weaker.Have you noticed,my lord lion,said the wolf one day,that the fox has not come to see you?

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(103) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(201) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

Try this when you're sick NO question about it, you're a hardworking student. But no matter how serious you are, you have to skip some lectures when you don't feel well. So this week we give you: words related to 请假. 1. John, hi, can you please t

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

白洁得了流感! 白洁 caught the flu!! 还有谁感觉 really gross!? 1) flu 流感 2) I feel so gross 我感觉很不舒服 3) Call in sick打电话请病假 4) Sick in bed 卧病在床 5) Get well soon! 快点好起来呀!

发表于:2019-02-20 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 OMG美语
学英语单词
acess
acetycorynoline
adapt circumstance
adding box
air one's dirty laundry
albedo of scattering
alomin
answer key
back-matter
biose
Borden's test
boy-crazy
Brewster's law of photo-elasticity
brillat
butyl o-benzoylbenzoate
cabbage butterfly
chamaeleonidaes
channa gachua
chop out
colo(u)r difference acuity
consign sth to mothballs
continuous concrete mixer
cotinines
coupling link(coupling rod)
Darboux's formula
deciphering code
decyclic acid
depression of water table
direct overwrite magneto-optical disk
dumblings
Egyptian splenomegaly
eight-miler
enterobacteriacea
epitaxial diffuse
erethism
extracta
farm land
gas van
government purchase multiplier
grammic
Gravimun
gulamenta
hyacinthoidess
hypo-irritability
ice wedge cast
incoherent infrared arrangement
input/output parity interrupt
inspecting yard
Isodon rubescens
jardini
kratochvil
load restoration
love-duets
maude
mengite
mercapturic
meroveches
minimum security
multioffice exchange
musculus extensor digitorum communis
mushroom head screw
near earth orbit
neurothemis fulvia
nothing new under the sun
nuttree
obstruction marker
ordonnances
outer-suburban
panki
paritorie
plicating suture
pole extension
regional jet
relay valve
repairing tool
repeated dose
representative sampling
restored rubber
Rineyville
rope-suspended hoist
ruthenio-
Saudi Arabia
scissor junction
screen attribute byte
Semana Santa
sitdowner
st. john the baptists
subclass ophiuridas
suspended-level viscometer
synchronous transfer orbit
tax someone's powers to the utmost
torus manus
triangular bandage
trochus hanleyanus
tumor plop
tuned resonant circuit
unfreshness
uvalica
violate labor discipline
vrej
windowless electron multiplier
work-up