(关于死亡、残酷与痛苦等)使人恶心的玩笑

Ne Yo--So Sick (MV) You may not have heard of the name Ne-Yo before, but you've more than likely heard some of his lyrics--specifically, on Mario's massive hit, Let Me Love You. This talented musician wrote for a number of chart-toppers before the a

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(151) / 评论(0) 分类 娱乐新天地MV 2006

A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(170) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(191) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版高中英语模块9(选修)

Dialogue 20 laurance--You look rather pal.Aren't you feeling well? soony--Not very.I was sick most of the might .I didn't sleep very well. laurance--What seems to be the matter?Is it the flu? soony--N

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语经典听力对话

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(77) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

【句子对照】 Yesterday I was sick as a dog with the flu. I stayed in bed all day. 昨天因为感冒我病的十分严重,整天都在床上躺着。 【关键俚语】 sick as a dog (adjective) [infomp3al] 英:to be very sick 中:病的十

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 美国常用英语俚语

Pope Benedict XVI celebrated an open-air Mass on Monday for the sick at the shrine of Lourdes in southwest France. He urged the sick, whom he blessed during the service, to remember that dignity never abandons the sick person. Sabina Castelfranco ha

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(85) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2008年(九月)

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is go

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(110) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Mmmm mmm yeah Do do do do do do do-do Ohh Yeah Gotta change my answering machine Now that im alone Cuz right now it says that we Cant come to the phone And I know it makes no sence Cuz you walked out the door But its the only way I hear your voice a

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(168) / 评论(0) 分类 音乐咖啡厅

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(92) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

Three days later Lily:Mom, I'm ready for school. Mom:Let me feel your forehead. I'm so glad it wasn't strep throat. Lily:I don't have a fever, and I'm ready for my test. Mom:But I'm not sure you're strong enough yet. Here's some seafood rice soup I m

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 Eztalk美语会话

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(96) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

An old lion lay ill in his den.All the animals came to visit him,but none of them could do anything for him and every day he grew weaker and weaker.Have you noticed,my lord lion,said the wolf one day,that the fox has not come to see you?

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(111) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(210) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

Try this when you're sick NO question about it, you're a hardworking student. But no matter how serious you are, you have to skip some lectures when you don't feel well. So this week we give you: words related to 请假. 1. John, hi, can you please t

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

白洁得了流感! 白洁 caught the flu!! 还有谁感觉 really gross!? 1) flu 流感 2) I feel so gross 我感觉很不舒服 3) Call in sick打电话请病假 4) Sick in bed 卧病在床 5) Get well soon! 快点好起来呀!

发表于:2019-02-20 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 OMG美语
学英语单词
Abercrombie R.
active drains pump
against the ear type earphone
ambulatory typhoid fever
arrested bone development
axis lentis
be young
betaughte
bit-mapped raster image
blood lake
boat tanks
bollocksing up
bowie method of adjustment
boyla
brainbuster
candidate confidence
capacitance unbalance protection device
carbon monosulfide
central network supervisor
Cezac
cladophora catenata
constitutional ash
couche-couche
cuenca del anelo
curd mill
current instruction
D. S. D.
diastatic
difference register
elastooptic material
emimycin
end of file
entering plan
family psilophytaceaes
Fermi sea
flexible brush
gasbags
gateway center
genetic codes
glialer
glo
heneguen
high centring
high-epithermal neutron range
hospital sewage
IFLS
impedance diagram
income return
kenco
kobbekaduwa
lactofil
lighting instrument
lipoblast
locking cross bar
macknin
magistery of bismuth
medicine liqueur
milk-tester
minimal hearing threshold
miscellaneous tankers
moebiuss
movingstaircase
night lights
non-sliping chock
optional interface
output beam power
over-slope
Paroo Chan.
pars us
plain loom
plasma disturbance
plate theory
prescribed nuclear stockage
profile shaping machine
quadraplex cable
rate of pulse repetition
rated steam exhaust pressure
rejoiceth
relation derivation
remotely sensed image
Rheum przewalskyi
rust prevention during manufacture
saguinus oedipus oedipus
salveti
Saponaria vaccaria
savondinskite (hessite)
sheep station
silicon gate MOS integrated circuit
SNCB
somatization
sound diffraction
sparus
speedometer driven gear
steam-jet ejector
the eye of typhoon
timing display
tobacco leaf miner
troublemakers
tsiolis
variable-frequency cavity
waterhouse-friderichsen syndromes
Witopet