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Once a fisherman lived in a village. He led his life with his earnings from fishing. One day he cast his net into the sea. He waited for some time and pulled the net out. But there was nothing in the net. He felt worried and thought in his mind, To d

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(285) / 评论(0) 分类 一千零一夜英文故事

(ringing of the phone) Ben hello Ben sievers residence. Carol, its your stupid boyfriend. Carol shut up Ben, just shut up. Hang up the phone Ben. Jason Ben, is your mom home yet? Ben nope Jason I thought I heard her car. Ben thats mike. He just wash

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(250) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Ben: Tick tick tick tick. Hi this is sixty minutes. But it won't take that long. Hi, Im Ben seaver, and welcome to my class project. A day in the life of the Seavers. And what a day it is. Its chore day and everybody has a job to do. Mrs. Seaver and

发表于:2018-12-05 / 阅读(247) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Mother:Dont pull the dogs tail! 母亲:别扯那条狗的尾巴。 Son:Why? What will happen if I do? 儿子:为什么?如果我这样做会怎么样? Mother:If you pull his tail, he will bite you. 母亲:如果你扯它的尾巴,它会咬你

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(145) / 评论(0) 分类 天天练口语

a tooth pulled A man and his wife entered the dentist's office. The man said, I want a tooth pulled. We're in a big hurry, so forget about any pain killers. The dentist said,You're very brave. Which tooth is it? The man said to his wife, Show him y

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(206) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

Mike: Alright! Say it one more time. We got one ski trip, seventy two hours, twenty three women, thirty guys, and one near sighted chaperone. Gentlemen, the possibilities rae endless. E Yeah, I'm only talking one ski. Boner: There's no way my folks

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(223) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

Mike: Alright, the king is mean. The king is lean. He's shooting. Here he goes. Hes up to three... Boner: Mikey. Its four am. Any time to get some studying done? Mike: relax. You are acting like this is finals week. Boner: It is. Mike: Yes! One hund

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(253) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

Jason: You can be sure the wok is at the correct temperature by sprinkling water on the surface. The droplets should dance before evaporating. Yes, ballet or rumba? Perfecto! Mike: Hey dad, look. We got a deal for you. If you'll just order pizza we'

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(244) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

A long, long time ago--September a place far, far away--Long Island three children faced the challenge of their young lives--the first day of school. Jason: One million students report back for first day of school. Two million parents giggle hysteri

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(231) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

A: Do you have any idea why I pulled you over today? B: I'm not sure. A: One of your brake lights is out. B: Really? I'm sorry. I did not know that. A: I'm going to give you a ticket. B: Why can't you just let me off with a warning? A: It's just a ti

发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 英语情景对话-犯罪

A: Are you aware of the reason why I pulled you over? B: No, sir. A: I pulled you over because your brake light is out. B: I'm sorry. I did not know that. A: I have to write you a ticket. B: Can't you give me a warning? A: I'm not going to be able to

发表于:2019-01-15 / 阅读(206) / 评论(0) 分类 英语情景对话-犯罪

Maggie: Jason, if I tell you something, will you promise not to laugh? Jason: Sure. Maggie: I miss Mike already. Jason: Excuse me. Ah ha ha ha. Eggs or pancakes. Maggie: You know what I think? Well Ill tell you what I think. I think you miss Mike as

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(321) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第四季

( Mike is singing and dancing while listening to headphones ) Mike: Baby, ba-ba di ba.....baby! Dad!? Jason: Mike, you promised me you'd be studying for your speech class exam. Mike: I am! Jason: Well, start over! Mike: I don't get it, I was wearing

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(286) / 评论(0) 分类 成长的烦恼第二季

The Disobedient Donkey There was once a donkey who never did what he was told to.If his master wanted him to go to right he pulled to left.If his master wanted him to go to left he pulled to right.In fact he always wanted to do exactly the oppo

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(190) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always awake up his wife

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(182) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road, but from time to time, cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road. This hole was always full of water, and the drivers of the cars could not see

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(231) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

酒后驾车英文怎么说 DAN在北京学汉语,他的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教他。今天是吴琼问的:酒后驾车。 DAN: 吴琼, 你怎么无精打采的? WQ: 别提了!昨天晚上让

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(194) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

Have they all gone then?”asked Alice. “他们都已经走了吗?”爱丽丝问道。 “Yes. I don’t know when. A long time ago.” “是的。我不知道是什么时候走的。好长时间了

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(230) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

商务会议之他昨晚熬夜了 【情景再现】 今天周一,公司召开例会,讨论如何开发新产品的问题。上周老板已经把这个任务交给Tom去做了,并让他今 天在会上陈述自己的计划。可是,会议刚进

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(290) / 评论(0) 分类 天天商务口语

Another year has raced down the streets of eternity Another year Another year pulled down by gravity Oh oh what a wonder it would be If you if you could set yourself free And praise this responsibility Hole there's a hole there's a hole There's a bla

发表于:2019-03-13 / 阅读(367) / 评论(0) 分类 英文摇滚歌曲
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a wet smack
anastomotic ulcer of jejunostomy
anisotropic plate
apodal
articulation of financial statement
autosomally
basilar impression
biflow
biooscillation
blabbering
bochonpo (pochon-up)
book in advance
Brucea amarissima
cartes du jour
chemical wood pulp
Cleome pinnata
clists
coarse cereals
consumer-based
Cryptocarya kwangtungensis
cultivated soil
Dentel.
depend on each other
developing flow
dial ga(u)ge
dishonored
diverticular hernia
dookit
downhill operation
easy-care sheep
fan veined
Finn, Huck
Forestier Peninsula
functional illiterate
genus Citrullus
gouttes
grain configuration
hand-to-mouth purchasing
Harmil
high-speed A-D converter
histologies
holomorphic principal fiber bundle
Hua Tuo
hyperpanchromatic
Kolliker's reticulum
Kröpelin
lauries
liquid-laugh
mamola
marketeers
medium-height trestle
Mexticacan
microlensed
nitrovasodilator
non-directional radio beacon
nonpatron
nonverbal behavior
nosle
of one's own making
opal triplet
Patarin
pigsty
pneumorrhagias
porosity factor
product portfolio management
prognosticative
redistribution procedure
reflectance exposure meter
reflection layer
reflectoscope
replacement length
roof-bolting machine
santino
satin spar
secondhand evidence
self-assertiveness
shallowhearted
shoure
Slovakian monetary unit
snow petrel
ST_controlling_managing-and-organizing
staphylea bumalda dc.
steady stage
superior temporal sulcus
synchronized pulse jamming
Tectibranchiata
temprature
terminal operator
to kill the fatted calf
total solids
train mate
tripleurospermums
trumpet-type horn
TSHV
two dose of the same gene
u-k
upheaped
vacationer
voltage regulated inverter
West Chester
white heel
will away from sb