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A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two blocks this way, then one block to the left.

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-04 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 听一分钟英文-J

The Funniest Jokes in the World by Chris RoseRecently, a group of scientists and psychologists decided to try and find out what the funniest joke in the world was. This was obviously going to be a difficult task, as no two people ever really agree ab

发表于:2018-12-07 / 阅读(61) / 评论(0) 分类 英文杂志-Magazine

[00:05.59]Reading [00:08.33]NONVERBAL HUMOUR [00:11.49]Do you find it funny to see someone sliding on a banana skin, [00:17.76]bumping into someone else round a corner,or faling down a hole in the road? [00:25.03]If you do,you are not alone. [00:29.4

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(164) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版必修

[00:00.00]Unit 26 [00:04.30]Task: tell a story to make people laugh..or cry [00:08.98]2 Listen to the story and put the pictures [00:12.24]in the right order. [00:14.01]For many years, Matenko, the great comedian, [00:16.86]had performed in all the g

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Secret Love 美国天才少女《暗恋》情歌 演唱者:jojo 梦工厂电影《鲨鱼黑帮》(Shark Tale)插曲。好像已经和电影情节没有什么直接关系,只是一个暗恋中的女孩,看到喜欢的男声和其他女孩子在

发表于:2018-12-14 / 阅读(123) / 评论(0) 分类 E乐吧

I love jokes. I could listen to people telling jokes all day. I laugh at even the silliest of jokes. In fact, I love silly jokes. I still laugh at the jokes I laughed at when I was a child. Im not so good at telling jokes. I have just a few of my fav

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(69) / 评论(0) 分类 纯正英语一分钟

[00:00.00]UNIT 5 [00:07.89]Lesson 18 [00:12.86]Exercise 1.1 [00:15.10]Quiz [00:17.24]1.Do you find it easy to meet new people? [00:22.24]2.Do your moods change suddenly for no reason? [00:28.42]3.Do you often give presents? [00:33.29]4.Do you find it

发表于:2018-12-29 / 阅读(135) / 评论(0) 分类 北师大版初中英语八年级上

By Tendai Maphosa One of Zimbabwe's oldest private schools could be the first casualty of a standoff over fees between private schools and the Education Ministry. The board of Eaglesvale Junior and Hi

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(112) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA2004(下)--新闻盘点

By Ernest Leong Washington 09 October 2007 Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean. That is how U.S. mystery writer Raymond Chandler once described the American detective. He took it for granted the investigator was a man. But m

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(119) / 评论(0) 分类 2007年VOA常速英语(十月)

By Barry Wood Washington 18 October 2007 World Bank President Robert Zoellick, three months into the job, said Thursday his vision for the development lender is to partner with the private sector to promote growth in developing countries. VOA's Barry

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 2007年VOA常速英语(十月)

By Scott Bobb Johannesburg 28 November 2007 A pioneering partnership of public and private donors in the past year has funded vaccinations for several hundred million children in the world's poorest countries, saving countless lives. VOA's Scott Bobb

发表于:2019-01-07 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA常速英语2007年(十一月)

Private Number《私人专线》911乐队与范文芳合唱 1999年英国911合唱团在专辑《The Greatest Hits A Little Bit More》『我要我的911 青春纪录全精选』的台湾版特别收录。 这是文芳第一次演唱英文歌曲《PR

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(128) / 评论(0) 分类 英语说唱歌曲

'Let There Be Laughter': Modern Jewish Jokes Poke At Assimilation play pause stop mute unmute max volume 00:0000:00repeat repeat off Update Required To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flas

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(87) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年NPR美国国家公共电台9月

LULU GARCIA-NAVARRO, HOST: A warning for any sullen teens listening - our next piece is about dad jokes, that groan-y (ph), goofy humor favored by fathers everywhere. (SOUNDBITE OF YOUTUBE VIDEO) UNIDENTIFIED MAN: What type of food is good for your f

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(82) / 评论(0) 分类 2017年NPR美国国家公共电台6月

In the UK, we are traditionally allowed to play jokes on people until what time in the day? 在英国,我们允许跟别人开玩笑,除了哪个时间段? Is it: a) midnight b) midday c) 4 o'clock April Fool's Day Kate:Hello, Im Kate Colin and this is 6 minute Engl

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

By Lisa Bryant Paris 16 March 2008 David Paterson is replacing Eliot Spitzer as New York governor. Spitzer resigned last week over an affair with a call girl that made international headlines. From Paris, Lisa Bryant reports the private lives of Euro

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(109) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2008年(三月)

AA: I'm Avi Arditti with Rosanne Skirble, and this week on WORDMASTER some ways to help you improve your memory. ELDH: We don't forget, we just haven't learned it in the first place.RS: That's Wendi Eldh. She's a communications trainer who teaches me

发表于:2019-02-14 / 阅读(205) / 评论(0) 分类 英语单词大师-Word Master

My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(113) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Jessica在北京学汉语,她的中国朋友要是遇到了不知道用美语怎么说的词,就会来请教她。今天是Luis要问的:冷幽默。 LZ: Jessica, you won't believe it! Last night, I met the funniest guy ever! Jessica: No way! 他

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语
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adoptee
air bubble breakwater
air lubricating skid bag
alcohol trough
aluminum chromium
Amance
ammotragus lervias
apopinol
aquarians
assist mutually
asym-
back bearing box
biogeographic subprovince
Blaw-Knox decarbonizing process
Bobinski
bugfuckers
cancer of liver
cascade shower
checks as cash
Committee on Institutional CooperationNetwork
constitutional repeating unit
cycle length
Danjuro
darwin tulips
digital computers
dihydroergotamine
dispatching telephone equipment
elasto-optical coefficient
elementary substance
endogenous fire
excitonic luminescence
exhibition drawing
family Resedaceae
finger language
gas emission isovol
gear lock
ghost element
granolite
greca
house bill
image surface curvature
index sequential
indicator of swing
information extraction ability
iso-alleles
Jaanai
jade gates
lamentability
lead-up
lyndonville
Léua
mariko
microphone modulation
microwave wind scatterometer
N-stearyl-cyclam
now that you mention it
null measurement
occluding ligature
ore band
outparcel
physisorphtion
pleochroism (polychroism)
positive hypergeometric distribution
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Pythians
quantosome
ramjet engines
regional succession
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sarek
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secretary birds
self-service analytics
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tilled lands
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TWCF
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utile dulci
William Butterfield
with fire and sword
work something out
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yeast replicating plasmid
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