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发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(1772) / 评论(0) 分类 六分钟英语

Our story today is called Athenaise. It was written by Kate Chopin. Here is Barbara Klein with the story. Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles back on the Bon Dieu River in Louisiana. She did not return in the evening, and

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(377) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(六)月

Athenaise by Kate Chopin 短篇故事: 'Athenaise' 凯特肖邦 Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles back on the Bon Dieu River in Louisiana. She did not return in the evening, and Cazeau, her husband, was worried. Cazeau e

发表于:2018-12-16 / 阅读(394) / 评论(0) 分类 2015年VOA慢速英语(五)月

This is Whats Trending today Americas top dog is a bichon frise. Flynn the bichon frise was named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Tuesday night. The choice surprised just about everyone watching. The Associated Press reported tha

发表于:2018-12-18 / 阅读(419) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年VOA慢速英语(二)月

Jade:What? I don't get it... Chris:Many of the slower dances are danced to the lyrics of tragedies. He meant that you turned it into a comedy. Jade:Well, I'm glad I made everyone happy. Chris:He meant it in a good way. You added a little spice to the

发表于:2018-12-25 / 阅读(330) / 评论(0) 分类 Eztalk美语会话

Types of Humor Kyle: Are you watching that sitcom again? Its so stupid. Theres nothing witty or original about the humor. Paulina: I dont need highbrow jokes. I enjoy all kinds of comedy. Kyle: You mean you like screwball and slapstick humor. Paulina

发表于:2018-12-27 / 阅读(421) / 评论(0) 分类 2014年ESL之餐饮娱乐

A woman is standing at a bus stop at noon. A van pulls up. A young man hops out of the van, grabs the womans purse, gets back into the van, and it drives off. An elderly man is standing on the sidewalk in front of his home at 10:30 p.m. He is admirin

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(376) / 评论(0) 分类 365个英语简短小故事

Humor Mother:Susie,every time you misbehave,I get another gray hair. Susie:Gosh,mom,you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma. 幽 默 母亲:苏茜,每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白头发。 苏茜:天哪,妈

发表于:2019-01-01 / 阅读(297) / 评论(0) 分类 英语沙龙

AMERICAN MOSAIC -August 23, 2002: Tom Cruise in ''Minority Report'' / South of the Border / A Question About the Rock Group R.E.M. HOST: Welcome to AMERICAN MOSAIC — VOA’s radio magazine in Specia

发表于:2019-01-09 / 阅读(487) / 评论(0) 分类 American Mosaic

'Athenaise,' by Kate Chopin 英语短篇小说:《Athenaise》 by 凯特肖邦 Our story today is called Athenaise. It was written by Kate Chopin. Here is Barbara Klein with the story. Athenaise went away one morning to visit her parents, ten miles b

发表于:2019-01-12 / 阅读(423) / 评论(0) 分类 2016年VOA慢速英语(二)月

SIV Vaccine Holds Promise for AIDS Researchers are excited about a vaccine they have developed that protects rhesus monkeys from infection with a primate version of the AIDS virus. They hope to use what they've learned to develop an agent that preven

发表于:2019-01-14 / 阅读(424) / 评论(0) 分类 VOA标准英语2011年(五月)

The story goes that a certain court jester went too far one day and insulted his king. The king became so infuriated he sentenced the jester to be executed. His court prayed upon the king to have mercy for thes man who had served him well for so many

发表于:2019-01-17 / 阅读(414) / 评论(0) 分类 英文励志文摘精选

A: These batteries should be on sale more often. B: I don't think these batteries are on sale. A: Look at the ad. It says they're on sale. B: You're right. Batteries are on sale, but not this brand of batteries. A: Oh. I didn't pay attention to the b

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(365) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

A: I'm glad these batteries are on sale. B: I'm sorry. These batteries are not on sale. A: But that's what the ad says. B: I'm sorry. If you look at the ad again, you'll see that the other brand is on sale. A: Oh, you're right. I misread the ad. B: Y

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(415) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

A: It's about time these batteries went on sale. B: I'm sorry. These aren't on sale today. A: You're kidding me. The ad says they're on sale. B: Yes, the other brand of batteries is on sale. A: Oh, I see. I've got the wrong brand. B: Yes, it's an eas

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(421) / 评论(0) 分类 购物英语对话

SCIENCE REPORT – January 9, 2002: Red Wine and Heart Disease By George Grow This is the VOA Special English SCIENCE REPORT. British scientists may have discovered the reason why red wine appears to

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(455) / 评论(0) 分类 科技之光

PEOPLE IN AMERICA -June 2, 2002: Cochise By Vivian R. Bournazian VOICE ONE: PEOPLE IN AMERICA, a program in Special English on the Voice of America. (THEME) During the eighteenth century Indians tried

发表于:2019-01-30 / 阅读(640) / 评论(0) 分类 People in America

Todd: Hey, Shuan, it's good to see you. How was your break? Shuan: Ah, it was great Ted. I went to, I went on actually, a Caribbean cruise with my friend Jason. Todd: No, way, you went on a cruise? Shuan: Yeah, it was, it was a hectic cruise mind you

发表于:2019-02-05 / 阅读(467) / 评论(0) 分类 原版英语对话1000个

The Flea, the Grasshopper, and the Skipjack once wanted to see which of them could jump highest; and they invited the whole world, and whoever else would come, to see the grand sight. And there the three famous jumpers were met together in the room。

发表于:2019-02-08 / 阅读(399) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

The governor of the Reserve Bank, Alan Bollard, increased the official cash rate (OCR) from 2.5% to 2.75%. This is the first rise in three years. During the economic recession, Bollard reduced the OCR from 8.25% in July 2007 to 2.5% in April this yea

发表于:2019-02-19 / 阅读(312) / 评论(0) 分类 新西兰英语
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2DE
Albertisia
altrigenderism
anthrylene
antiseptic paper
any a
aquilinums
base of notation
betill
biology of animal
boozer
carpet-bag government
climax of succession
close-range fading area
contabulate
cutter-compensation
de-ironing separator
differential survival
electrical recorder
electronic print marking
energy acceptance
Equus caballus
escalators
Etlingera
familial dysautoncmia
flour ash content
for the ages
four-dimensionalism
freeze to sth.
function part
generalize for
genus stizolobiums
geology of petroleum
gonarthrotic
Gramilla
Grenz
guardpost
High Halden
high-frequency impedance
higher temperature material
Hilum ovarii
i-ordred
in a difficult situation
indicate
industrial remote signalling
jogs along
La Granja
Lerich's treatment
lessius
leucocephala
lodgeable
low-energy collision
Lowry process
Manchesterize
Manilla
meta-searching
monodactylus
natascha
oil syphon
Panax quinquefolius
perfluorotrihexylamine
pertinent retrieval
photometer axis
phthirius pubiss
Poseyville
Primitive germ cell
real-time oscilloscope
redissolution
resuscimask
rondimen
sabbatia stellariss
salinometer port
San Bernardo
scrape-penny
screw-conveyor
scuttle hole
secondary marriage
serguei
serpentine-jade
single-handle
slip-type drawing machine
speaking part
split plot design
standard condenser
still-working
strained food
subcutaneous urticaria
thermionic
titanbiotite (wodanite)
toyah l.
true power output
tryout
Tug's Right of Salvage
two-wire winding
ulto.
Vancouver Island marmot
verse form
vestibular ligament
what do you say?
whum
winterwards
WKBJ theoretical seismogram