A receptacle for you and the rest of your town to put your ejected semen in. said recepticle is usually a slutty ho.
> hey dude, I just got back from using the cum dumpster. I hope I didn't catch the itchy dick.

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学英语单词
absolute read out
al-gore
alguazils
Ambatosoratra
Andévalo, Sa.de
balancing organ
beyond past peradventure
booster resistor
broncho-spirometer
carpet overedge machine
cast from the bottom
cerebralpalsied
chum around with
clawliker
color position combination
colosigmoidostomy
Commercial Bank Act of Norway
complex of circles
component building
congenital nonspherocytic hemolytic anemia
construction method system
control surface torque
course and drift indicator
cushion cover
Cypripedium montanum
differentiation factor
disclocse
do penance for something
Estill County
Exceptional Item
feed charge door
fussify
generals
genus Mirabilis
glial cell
Gnetophyta
Gotsu
gravinasty
grip myotonia
helianthus
IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency)
information management display system
inking ball
integrated missile early warning system
integrationist
intradecidual
JCBL
Jāyezān
Kamyshev
lamster
level er
Lillie
linear selection memory
live over
living trust
log drive
loop checking system
m. tensor veli palatini
marshal general
matrix ring
maximum service volume
Mbeya Reg.
mountain artillery
non-white noise
numb-ray
nursing station
out of date equipment
pagone
preferential contracting
pressure-ulcer
progess
railway journal grease
roll-on capping machine
rough-housing
saint-aubin
saw type platform
second hand clothes
shared index database
Skarvsjö
soap-oil emulsion
soul-bell
spanwise lift distribution
storage signal
stretchiest
stvs
systematic name
tarik
total evaporator
traffic signal lamp
unaskable
underwater body
unlittered
uretero-interstinal
urokymography
utility truck
Vaginoceras
vivandiere
volume initialization
well-constructeds
Wellerian
wheelbirds
wood moulding machine