The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.
> We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.

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anaemic
attids
Baastedo's sign
balducci
be doubtful of
binucleate phase
blackfish
blind arcade
Bragg-Gray cavity principle
buchlers
cabrerite
call loan transaction
Canoeiros
chimane
compactablility
corsetlessness
counter sinking
curved lamellar
daughters average index
deep-draw press
DHCAG
discharge ring liner
DMO4
dominicks
doubledotted
eutomostethus hyalinus
evaporation furface load
explosive venting
gas flush package
gentronics
guard against sth
gyromytrin
high-kicker
hooksett
horrisonous
inactivaor
incentive price
Jewishy
jiggle bar
jobclubs
Karijoki
knife pouch
kookaburras
large-screen projection
late pay traffic
levels-of-analysis
levoprotiline
lipocheilus carnolabrum
Malaya Lipovka
material age
material balance component
multiple regression correlation analysis
multisystem mode
Mundybash
murexides
ndi
neopsychedelia
no trouble found
noncontacting vibration pickup
nonocclusive mesenteric ischemia
open the debate
oven-dry weight
overhead fan
oxalosuccinic carbosylase
packet sequence numbers
pars anteriors
performance indicator
photocenter
Phyllium
pre-main sequence star
premedicate
prepared to do
pressurized still
preta
primary amyloid degeneration
Proust, Joseph Louis
Q scale
QQQQ
rakoczi
ritualized response
Sangai
scientific alexandrite
segment saw
shield factor
shrink welding
somersault long jump
spiraltron
springstyle
stand on one's own legs
stegosaurid
storaro
subterranean part
suricata suricata
symptomatise
three-blade propeller agitator
Trochocercus
tropholytic layer
undigested securities
viewfinder frame coverage
Wade's suppositories
Wallenbergs
wireless modem