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搞笑英文短信

Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花

发表于:2018-12-08 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

马克·亚伯拉罕:笑并思考 搞笑诺贝尔奖

作为搞笑诺贝尔奖的创始人，马克 亚伯拉罕探寻着世界最不可思议的研究。在这个发人深省，也让人捧腹大笑的演讲里，他分享了一些与众不同，却又真真切切的科学故事 。 他同时强调了，

发表于:2018-12-09 / 阅读(116) / 评论(0) 分类 TED公开课:会心一笑

访谈录 2008-02-21&02-23, 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-1

Now Scary is, you comfy? Beckham, what about you? (All right) Listen, just coz this is Comic Relief, doesn't mean you should speak in a silly voice, right? OK, let me, now, where did you two meet? We met at the football. Beckham, was you into the Sp

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

访谈录 2008-02-27 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-3

But that ain't an insult and that is the biggest compliment you can pay for a woman. Respect. No, but seriously, does you take it up the butt? No, of course I don't. Beckham, you telling me you ain't never been caught offside? No. But me heard you w

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

访谈录 2008-02-24 贝克汉姆夫妇超搞笑访谈-2

I can see Yeah, that's more like camel whose girl? Now, it must be amazing going out with a Spice Girl, but in an ideal world and no disrespect to your bitch, wouldn't, in an ideal world, wouldn't you rather be with Baby? No. So how many the Spice G

发表于:2018-12-11 / 阅读(73) / 评论(0) 分类 访谈录2008

必备常用商务英语（2）

必备常用商务英语（2） 常用商务英语As you know, we are a well-established firm in the line of textiles, and we enjoy good relations with all the wholesalers, chain stores and distributors in Canada. 你知道，我公司在纺织业有良

发表于:2018-12-17 / 阅读(118) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

万花筒 2011-01-05&01-07 美国2010语录大盘点

Plenty of politicians, celebrities and other newsmakers follow those directions quite well this past year. Or they said something worth repeating, just for the fun of it. For ultimately, the buck stops with me. Right, it's too damn hard. It's a lie,

发表于:2018-12-24 / 阅读(58) / 评论(0) 分类 万花筒2011年

大学英语四级词汇 061

pure a.纯粹的；纯净的；无邪的；完全的 purple a.紫色的 purpose n.目的，意图；意志，决心 purse n.钱包 pursue vt.追赶，追求；继续，从事 push v.推，推动；促使，催促 n.推；突袭 put vt.放；记下；表

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 大学英语四级词汇拼读版

超级搞笑翻译句子

超级搞笑翻译句子 1 Great minds think alike. (英雄所见略同，这句做第一句最合适不过了，不过最好翻译成英雄 和美女所见略同，嘿嘿) 2 Get going!(赶快动身吧，用在开始行动时) 3 We've got to hit the road.(我们要赶快了，和上一句用法相同，hit the road表现出紧急

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(99) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

情感美文:爱情语录

What on earth is love , that makes lovers vow to stick together in life and death. 问世间情为何物,直教人生死相许． Having no wings ,I can not fly to you dear, our heart as one,my inner call you should hear. 身无彩风双飞翼，心有

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

双语视频：印度阿三卖鱼大叔搞笑神曲“一磅鱼之歌”

ONE-POUND FISH 一磅鱼 英语歌词及中文翻译 Can you do the fish song for me? Okay. 你能为我表演鱼之歌吗?好。 Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! Cmon, ladies! One-pound fish! 来吧，小姐!来吧，小姐!来吧，小姐!来

发表于:2019-01-05 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 英语新闻视频

高中英语北京模块版4单词14

[00:-1.00]sewing machine persuasive diagram quotation [00:-1.50]缝纫机 善说服的 图表 引用语 [00:-2.00]advertier apply standard wealth [00:-2.50]登广告者 应用 标准 财富 [00:-3.00]circumstance latest graphic effective [00:-3.50]环境

发表于:2019-01-10 / 阅读(150) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语北京必修模块

微笑的方式-用搞笑的人包围自己(3)

Ways to smile 微笑的方式 Get a flow. 获得生活之流 You all ready have a flow if you have a hobby that causes you to loose track of time and get lost in it. 如果你有爱好能够让你忘却时间忘我于其中，那么你就已经拥有了

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力广播—Listening

英语如此搞笑，翻译如此残暴

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。 于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(74) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

“铁娘子”撒切尔语录

法新社报道，英国前首相撒切尔夫人4月8日中风去世，享年87岁。有铁娘子（Iron Lady）之称的撒切尔于1979年到1990年间执政长达11年之久，也是英国第一位女首相。你如何评价这位铁娘子呢？ N

发表于:2019-02-03 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

2016年搞笑诺贝尔奖得主出炉：奇葩得笑哭了

Rats in tiny trousers, pseudoscientific bullshit, the personalities of rocks, and Volkswagens, shall we say, creative approach to emissions testing were among the research topics honored by the 2016 Ig Nobel Prizes. The winners were announced last ni

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(78) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

甘地语录

1.Hate the sin, love the sinner. 鄙视罪恶，但爱那犯罪的人。 2.Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. 快乐是当你所想的、所说的、与所做的，都是和谐一致的。 3.I object to vi

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(84) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

说多了都是泪：家长整教师的雷人语录

下面是这些老师们聚在一起整理的家长语录，句句听来都是泪，这年头当教师也太不容易了TT~英语君把它们归为三类，大家也来感受一下： Type 1: Unexpected demands. 类型一：要求袭来，措手不及。

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(60) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

科比的经典语录

Love me or hate me, it's one or the other. Always has been. Hate my game, my swagger. Hate my fade away, my hunger. Hate that I'm a veteran. A champion. Hate that. Hate it with all your heart. And hate that I'm loved, for the exact same reasons. 爱我

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(104) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

小熊维尼经典语录

If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you. 维尼熊If ever there is tomorrow when were not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than y

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(159) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语
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