说多了都是泪：家长整教师的雷人语录
英语课
下面是这些老师们聚在一起整理的家长语录，句句听来都是泪，这年头当教师也太不容易了TT~英语君把它们归为三类，大家也来感受一下：
Type 1: Unexpected demands.
类型一：要求袭来，措手不及。
1. “Can you change the school lunches? My son prefers them to my cooking.”
“（老师）您能换掉学校食堂的午餐吗？我儿子都不爱吃我做的饭了！”
2. “Please don’t correct her spelling; it knocks her confidence.”
“麻烦不要指出（我女儿）她的拼写错误，那会击垮她的自信心。”
3. Parent: “My son will need two spaces on the coach because he likes to sleep.”
家长说道：“我儿子在大巴上将要占用两个位置，因为他喜欢（躺着）睡觉。”
Teacher: “Unfortunately all of the seats are taken.”
老师（无奈）回答：“不好意思，车上所有的座位都坐满了。”
Parent: “Can you get a bigger coach?”
家长回道：“您能换辆更大的车吗？”
4. “Can you call me if you see her hanging around with boys?”
“如果您看到她和男孩子们一起出去逛，您能打电话告诉我吗？”
Type 2: Comments showing dissatisfactions about teachers.
类型二：对老师们表现不满。
1. “I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to dye your hair.”
“我觉得您染头发（这个行为）并不合适。”
2. “I don’t mind if he swears, so I don’t see why you should.”
“我不介意他（我儿子）骂人，可我不能理解老师您竟然说脏话。
Type 3: Lame 1 excuses and explanations that cannot hold water.
类型三：蹩脚的借口和站不住脚的解释。
1. “He can’t come to revision; he has to go to the gym because he’s fat.”
“他（我儿子）不能来复习课了，他得去健身馆减肥。”
2. “I don’t do homework, so why should my son?”
“我都不做作业，那我儿子为什么应该做？”
3. “Why can’t he wear running spikes 2 for the egg and spoon race?”
“为什么他不能在汤匙盛蛋赛跑比赛中穿运动钉鞋？”
4. “He is only bullying 3 people because he is more developed than them.”
“他只是在欺负人，因为他比这些人更成熟。”
adj.跛的，(辩解、论据等)无说服力的
- The lame man needs a stick when he walks.那跛脚男子走路时需借助拐棍。
- I don't believe his story.It'sounds a bit lame.我不信他讲的那一套。他的话听起来有些靠不住。
n.穗( spike的名词复数 )；跑鞋；（防滑）鞋钉；尖状物v.加烈酒于( spike的第三人称单数 )；偷偷地给某人的饮料加入（更多）酒精（ 或药物）；把尖状物钉入；打乱某人的计划
- a row of iron spikes on a wall 墙头的一排尖铁
- There is a row of spikes on top of the prison wall to prevent the prisoners escaping. 监狱墙头装有一排尖钉，以防犯人逃跑。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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