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THE SWINEHERD There was once a poor Prince, who had a kingdom. His kingdom was very small, but still quite large enough to marry upon; and he wished to marry. It was certainly rather cool of him to say to the Emperor's daughter, Will you have me? Bu
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THE REAL PRINCESS There was once a Prince who wished to marry a Princess; but then she must be a real Princess. He travelled all over the world in hopes of finding such a lady; but there was always something wrong. Princesses he found in plenty; but
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THE RED SHOES There was once a little girl who was very pretty and delicate, but in summer she was forced to run about with bare feet, she was so poor, and in winter wear very large wooden shoes, which made her little insteps quite red, and that look
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THE SHOES OF FORTUNE （注：中英译文有出入） I. A Beginning Every author has some peculiarity in his descriptions or in his style of writing. Those who do not like him, magnify it, shrug up their shoulders, and exclaim--there he is again! I,
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THE FIR TREE Out in the woods stood a nice little Fir Tree. The place he had was a very good one: the sun shone on him: as to fresh air, there was enough of that, and round him grew many large-sized comrades, pines as well as firs. But the little Fi
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The Shadow It is in the hot lands that the sun burns, sure enough! there the peoplebecome quite a mahogany brown, ay, and in the hottest lands they are burnt toNegroes. But now it was only to the hot lands that a learned man had come fromthe cold; t
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THE STORY OF A MOTHER A mother sat there with her little child. She was so downcast, so afraid that it should die! It was so pale, the small eyes had closed themselves, and it drew its breath so softly, now and then, with a deep respiration, as if i
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THE LEAP-FROG A Flea, a Grasshopper, and a Leap-frog once wanted to see which could jump highest; and they invited the whole world, and everybody else besides who chose to come to see the festival. Three famous jumpers were they, as everyone would s
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THE NAUGHTY BOY Along time ago, there lived an old poet, a thoroughly kind old poet. As he was sitting one evening in his room, a dreadful storm arose without, and the rain streamed down from heaven; but the old poet sat warm and comfortable in his c
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Fur seals also feed out in the open ocean, but they are able to dive to a hundred meters or more. The patchiness of the krill requires those that live on it to spend a great deal of time searching. An
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Other creatures benefit from the whales' industry-sea birds forage in their wake. As the whales drive the krill closer to the surface, it comes within reach of birds that are not particularly skilled
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Humpback whales. During the brief summer they gorge themselves on krill. When the krill swarms are near the surface, the humpbacks collect them by lunging . They simply open their cavernous mouths and
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Rivers of ice spill down from the icecap as great glaciers and creep slowly towards the edge of the continent and the sea. When you get beneath the snout of one of these huge glaciers, you begin to ap
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I am at the very center of the great white continent, Antarctica. The South Pole is about half a mile away. For a thousand miles, in all directions, there is nothing but ice. And, in the whole of this
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Throughout the winter, adults come and go from their traditional breeding colonies. Antarctica is home to 2 million Kings. In this one colony alone, there are 600,000 of them. These engaging chicks ar
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讽刺作家Tom Rielly在TED2006大会上进行了一次顽皮的恶搞，解构100美元笔记本电脑，北极熊的悲惨境况，和那些不止一次地提到自己在哈佛工作的人。请看Tom 和Al Gore(美国前副总统）之间的特别瞬
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The Golden Bird 03 黄金鸟 03 Time passed on; and as the eldest son did not come back, and no tidings were heard of him, the second son set out, and the same thing happened to him. He met the fox, who gave him the good advice: but when he came to the
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The Golden Bird 03 黄金鸟 03 Time passed on; and as the eldest son did not come back, and no tidings were heard of him, the second son set out, and the same thing happened to him. He met the fox, who gave him the good advice: but when he came to the
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恶搞：乔布斯大战比尔盖茨 Let me just step right in, I got things to invent. 我长话短说,好多东西还等着我发明. I'm an innovator, baby, 我是创新者 宝贝 change the world, 我改变了世界 Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a
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Toni Braxton是90年代最受欢迎的RB女歌手之一，她同时也是成功的商业歌手。她能够迎合各大阵营的口味：对RB听众来说她的声音够骚灵，在现代成人乐上够柔和；对成年人来说够老练，对年轻一代则够撩人；能够抚慰女性受伤的心灵，同时也让男人消魂。依靠着这些特质，Toni
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