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The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists. 第二天早上,吃早饭的时候,他们决定谈谈彼此的缺点。 I'll start, offered the wife. She took out her list. 我先开始吧。妻子说。她
A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?
Traditionally, brides hand-pick a group of female bridesmaids and grooms select a handful of male groomsmen to stand by their side on their wedding day. 传统上,大婚之前,新娘总会精心挑几个要好的女性作为自己的伴娘,新郎
A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she returned, she was overjoyed to find that beautiful new cabinets had b
In todays corporate world, its a battle to stay ahead in the race for success. Both men and women are contributing equally to build up the big picture of present society and advancement. But when it comes to parenting and career, women are still faci
在我们结婚周年纪念日那一天,我丈夫将我们首次约会以来的所有短信整理成文档,作为礼物送给我。为庆祝我们结婚六周年,我准备把他送我的礼物升级。我浏览了自约会以来的所有这些短
1. Nevermind, Ill just do it myself. 1、没关系,我会自己搞定。 When you ask your spouse to call the plumber to fix the sink, give him a chance to do it. 你叫配偶打电话给管道师傅修水斗的时候,给他个机会。 Its a fru
Those who knew him as either Baker's husband of 10 yearsor Medley's white knight of almost twosay Bullinger showed no sign of a double life. 有人认为他是贝克结婚10年的丈夫,有人认为他做了麦德利近2年的白马王子,他们表
You know, I'm not sure that your husband is quite responsible for his actions. 你知道,我不敢肯定你丈夫的行动是不是要由他自己负责。 I do not think he is himself. 我觉得他已经不是他自己了。 He seems to me to be p
Chapter 6 六 But when at last I met Charles Strickland, it was under circumstances which allowed me to do no more than just make his acquaintance. 但是最后我同查理斯思特里克兰德见面,并不是在思特里克兰德太太说的那种情
She said, I might get a job offer in Beijing. It pays really well. But I'll have to be there for five years. What do you want to dogo there with me, or stay here in Manhattan? Her husband said, Oh, I'll definitely stay here. Five years of that pollut
The doctor said, You have high cholesterol. You are pre-diabetic. We don't want you to become diabetic. Start drinking black coffee. Eat brown rice instead of white rice. Eat less meat and more fish. Knock off all desserts. Eat more vegetables and fr
Such were Mr. Ransomes thoughts as he sat across from his wife, who was having another stab at Barbara Pym. She knew he wasnt listening to Mozart though there were few obvious signs and nothing so vulgar as a bulge in his trousers. No, there was just
Salt I WROTE THE OBITUARY for the OBITUARIES editor. Her name was Lois Andrews. Breast cancer. She was only forty-five. One in eight women get breast cancer, an epidemic. Loiss parents had died years earlier. Dads cigarettes kept their promises. Moms
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelors degree and the woman gets her masters status. Top 14 Humor of Getting married #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you se
Vacationing in Hawaii, my husband and I went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - When presented with the check, my husband reached into his pocket for his wallet, but somehow lost his balance and fell over. As the people at the