Stop it.Hi jon,hi.It's glad to see you 别这样呐 你好Jon 好啊 见到你真高兴 Well you have to be happy.I have to be happy.well apparently it's required 你最近一定很开心啊 我不得不开心 很显然 这是必须的 I'm actually,y

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I really didn't want this to be a big news story,that's the whole reason I didn't go to hospital 我不想这事变成新闻 着就是我当时为什么没去医院 The paramedics wanted me to go to hospital to get fully checked out and I didn't wann

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Thank you very much.That's a lot of love and thank you so much,that's very very sweet. 非常感谢你们 感谢你们的厚爱 太窝心了 Tony,did you have any idea that was gonna turn into what it did.I didn't have slightest Tony 你知不知道那

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and that for most people those two things are connected.So you don't even think about it,right 对很多人来说 这两部分是结合在一起的 无需再考虑其它 是的 You just assume if you are a boy,you feel like,you are supposed to feel l

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Now you have seen that thing,you have seen that thing 你看过他的那个东西吧 你看过他的那个东西吧 You have seen it.Yes,I have seen that thing 你看到了 是的 看到了 I love referring to it as that thing by the way,that's wha

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I don't think my Mama found that very very funny,at least that's what her lawyer told me 我不认为我妈妈觉得那很搞笑 至少他的律师是这么说的 So here I have something to share with you.I have written another book 我这儿有些东

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I really,I didn't think it was that big of a deal,cause there was no rain.I looked outside,no rain. 不过 我认为那没什么大不了的 我向屋外看了 一滴雨也没有 Just some rumbling thunder,So I got my kite and I went outside 就是轰隆

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The entire life of living,you know.As the first family,in the White House 你们全家的生活 作为第一家庭 入住白宫的这种生活 They were,how old,7 and 10? 7 and 10 when we moved into the white house 两个女儿那时多大 7岁 10岁

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I do,I like.Again I think I'm kind of the same as you 是的 我喜欢 我想有些地方还是像你一样 I don't like gorry,I can't deal with any like that,and I just find upsetting 我不喜欢惊叫 不知道怎样对待那种情况 只感到很不

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20 years is hard period.20 years is hard in any relationship 20年很艰难 任何一种关系维持20年都很艰难 Much less living in the White House,Much less the stress and the pressures that you both have on you 不管是入住白宫 还是你们

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I love your dress.Thank you! I love it too.I love that it says love. 我爱你这条裙子 谢谢!我也爱它 我超爱那上面写的love Good to wear things like that.It actually makes a difference, you know?Does it really? Yes! 穿这样的东西

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they have choice.because they are hungry.they are the most spoild cats.they are.I love them so much. 它们有选择 因为它们很饿 它们是被宠坏的猫咪 是 我又很爱它们 what else,anything else?that's all.That's all.move on.what's ne

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and have you met Charlie before have you met him.I haven't met him at all 你之前见过Charlie吗 我没有遇到过他 he twittered at me and said very nice things and was like hey you got the right guy for the job 他twitter上加了我 并说了些

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I just wanted to say I love you and the person writes back,Oh babe, I love you too so much 我只想说我爱你 那个人回 哦 宝贝儿 我也爱你 If I could, I'd buy you a casket then Gah A castle Damn auto correct Way to ruin a moment 如果我

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And Marc, so tell me what uh...explain the Q'viva is...what does Q'viva mean? Marc跟我说说 Q'viva是什么意思 Q'viva, uh...It's almost like a war cry justlong live.Just, you know, Q'viva you callQ'viva!And uh...so that means long live. Q'viva 比

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Oh my god, those're too dangerous.I wore this for Ellen.So dangerous. 我的天 这是不是太危险了 我特意为Ellen穿的 太危险了这 Those are very...those are weapons.You see this scar right here? From those type of shoes. 随身携带着兵

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have a seat,that's totally unnecessary and yet i loved it all,thank you so much 快坐下吧 这完全没有必要 但是我喜欢 非常感谢大家 I appreciate it right back at you,all that noise and love and warmth,I send that right back at ya 感

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It's cool because so many people,there are so many talented people, like God's blessed so many people 这很酷因为很多人 有很多受到上帝眷顾很有才华的人 But it takes a lot of hard work as well,He wants you to work for it 但这同样

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I know I know,But it definitely might, they keep me grounded and stay humble,It's great,Yeah 我知道 我知道 但是这确实会 他们让我不骄不躁 保持谦逊 这很好 是的 Well that's hard to keep you humble because you are so great at

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I wanna live as normal life as I possible can,because my life is not normal 我想尽可能的过平凡人的生活 因为我的生活不平凡 Like I travel so much,I'm away from my friends,When people say I'm not normal,it's wrong 我要到处去巡回

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