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Shuttering in a Store 百货公司口吃男 A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks the boy at the counter, W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment? 有名口吃很严重的粗壮肌肉男,
He looked around the lake. 他环视了一遍湖。 No other fishermen or boats were anywhere around in the moonlight. 月光下附近没有其他的渔民或船只。 He looked again at his father. 他又看了看他父亲。 Even though no one had
Taipei 101 台北 101 On the 47th floor the custodian emptied the two black garbage cans. Glen watched her for a minute as he stopped to catch his breath. He was almost halfway there. Don't look down, he thought to himself. 47楼的管理员正在清理
Meeting 见面 Mame Thurber, the mother of humorist James Thurber, was a renowned practical joker. In her 60s, she went to visit a friend she had not seen for 30 years. The plan was for Mrs. Thurber to wear a red rose so that the friend could identif
Go to the North Pole 去北极 While touring with a children's theater company I was in a play which involved a character called the Ice Woman, who wanted winter to last all year round. Throughout the play we required the help of the children in defe
Two Bats两只蝙蝠Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, Lets fly out of the cave and get some blood.两只吸血蝙蝠在半夜醒来,想要喝血。一只蝙蝠说:我们飞到洞外去找些血喝。
Blind Benny瞎本尼An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. 一个外地人在乡村公路上开车时不小心开到了路边的沟渠
Cat Heaven猫的天堂One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. 一天,一只猫自然死亡,来到了天堂。 Greeting him the Lord says, You've lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortab
I'll Wait for the Police 我要等警察来 A woman and a man were involved in a car accident-it was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of them were hurt. 一个男人和一个女人的车撞到了一起,撞
Creative Wrong Answers 创造性错误答案 The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As one teacher noted, it is truly astonishing what weird stuff our you
How to Cross a River 怎样过河 One day three men were walking along and come upon a raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it. 一天,三个男人走着走着来到一条湍急的河流前
Love Letter 情书 Dear Thomas: 亲爱的托马斯: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. 我想要的是一个真正懂得爱的人。你宽
A Smart Businessman 聪明的商人 Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. 杰克是个很精明的商人,他找儿子谈话。 Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. 杰克:我想让你娶一个我选的姑娘。 Son: I will choose
God Will Pay the Bill 上帝会付账 A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy, who was waiting by his
How to Save Money 怎样省钱 Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. 三个工程师和三个会计一起坐火车去参加一个会议。 At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the
Nickel or Dime? 5分钱还是10分钱? Little Johnny used to hang out at the local corner store. The owner didn't know what Johnny's problem was, but the older boys would constantly tease him. 小约翰尼过去常在街角的商店附近闲逛。店
Tax Collector 收税员 Little Johnny was playing with his father's wallet when he accidentally swallowed a quarter. He went crying to his mom, choking on the quarter. 小约翰尼在玩爸爸的钱包时,不小心吞下了一枚25分硬币。硬币卡
That Really Hurts 那样真疼了 Mr. Jones undressed for the doctor's examination. 琼斯先生脱了衣服让医生检查。 I am going to press on various parts of your body, said the doctor. Tell me if it hurts or not. 我会按压你的各个部位
Do It Again 再来一遍! The parents had just finished tucking their little girl into bed one evening when they heard sobbing coming from three-year-old Billy's room. 爸爸妈妈刚把小女儿送上床睡觉,就听到3岁的比利的房间里传