艾伦脱口秀45 动物死忠粉

We are back with the stars of Two Broke Girls 欢迎回来 嘉宾仍是《破产姐妹》的主演 and animals enthusiast Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs. 动物死忠粉 kat和beth So umm...and before you got this, 所以 在出演此片之前 You actua

艾伦脱口秀46 小猫的尖牙

Oh,betty. That's a horrible picture. 哦 betty 这照片很吓人 What is the name of that cut dog? Betty. 这个家伙叫什么 Betty Betty? yes? betty吗 是的 Oh my god. is it a Yorkie? it's, yes. 天哪 它是只约克夏 是啊 And then this is

艾伦脱口秀30 笑得花枝乱颤的汪星人

Um,but you can tell dogs have feelings 不过你们可以通过狗狗的行为方式 'cause the way they act. 来判断它们是由情感的 They get excited when you come home from work 你回到家时 它们会异常兴奋 and then they get really

艾伦脱口秀23 演示狐狸怎么叫

Is marijuanna legal in Norway?Uh...no... 在挪威吸大麻是合法的吗 开什么玩笑当然不是的 The fun fact is that marijuanna you know is actualy called ,in Norwegian,is the Norwegian word for fox. 不过有趣的是大麻 在挪威语里也

艾伦脱口秀32 狗的笑脸看起来是哭脸

What is that? well, you know. 这是怎么了 好吧 你懂的 I didn't have to tell her twice,so... 对于我的命令她向来是乖乖执行 Well, no, she ah... 好吧 不是啦 实际上她 We obviously love our dogs very much.uh. 很明显 我俩非

艾伦脱口秀31 上演无与伦比的视觉盛宴

Umm...so you know, you wanna...wanna put on a good show. 嗯 你想要呈现一场无与伦比的演出 So...so,and then you do the N'sync a performance 之后 你还有和小伙伴们的合体演出 and that was so exciting for everybody to see you

艾伦·琼斯:大脑的地图

我们是怎样开始了解大脑是如何工作的呢？和我们开始了解一个城市的方式一样：制作一张地图。在这个非常形象化的演讲中，艾伦琼斯展示了他的团队是怎样绘制每个小区域里开启的基因，

艾伦脱口秀第450期:最佳喜剧

Well,congratulations,nice to meet you first of all. 恭喜你 首先很高兴见到你 Really nice to meet you,I'm excited. 很高兴见到你 我很兴奋 And congratulations on the success of the show,it's doing very well. 还有 祝贺你节目获得

艾伦脱口秀第454期:迷人的女人

Thank you very much.I feel the same about you. 非常感谢大家 我对你们有同样的热爱 Thank you so much,that's lovely and I send all of that energy right back to you. 非常感谢 真是太可爱了 我把这些都如数奉还 I appreciate

艾伦脱口秀第452期:游戏很无聊

Umm,he's a great guy.He's the nicest guy in the world. 他人很好 无人可比 We played Light as a Feather,Stiff as a BOard which is my idea. 我们玩了轻如鸿毛 僵如木板的游戏 我的主意 How many people did you have around? 有几个人

艾伦脱口秀第355期:真实的故事

So had you played baseball before.Yeah,I played a little bit as a kid you know 你以前玩棒球么 是 我小的时候玩过一点 I played a little league for my T-ball to the age of about 13 在大概13岁前我参加了一个儿童棒球队 Alwa

艾伦脱口秀第176期:最近一切都好

I missed you,I missed you.I heard the music,like the music 我很想你 我也很想你 我听到了这个音乐 我很喜欢 not Columbia Puerto Rico but Latin music,Here you go, here you go 不是哥伦比亚风或者波多黎各 而是拉丁音乐

艾伦脱口秀第178期:懂得待客之道

I think everything is moderation. I don't go crazy,Alright, you should do things you enjoy 我认为我都是适量运动 我不会很疯狂 你应该做你喜欢的运动 That's great if you like to dance,And you must have so much fun on that show 如

艾伦脱口秀第440期:颁奖礼晚宴

Um,yeah,I remember my mother,because you know they have the Governors ball. 嗯 记得 我记得我妈妈 因为你知道 他们会举行颁奖礼晚宴 Right,you brought her with you?Yeah,she was there. 是的 你带着你妈妈去的吗 是的 她在

艾伦脱口秀第266期:前所未有的礼物

Pretty much,Pretty much.You know,my sister actually has a son Michel 多少都会的啦 你知道吧 我的妹妹有个儿子Michel and he looks a lot like me,especially Sheldon which is very weird. 看起来跟我蛮像的 更像Sheldon 这件事很诡

艾伦脱口秀第376期:粉丝特别疯狂

Well,howdy.How do you do? How are you all doing? 你好啊 你好 你们都好吗 We're doing just fine.Now do you get used to this? 我们很好 你们都习惯吗 It must,I mean you just,Every where you go,you hear screaming like this all the time

艾伦脱口秀第445期:愿意嫁给我吗

So,Jeannie,do me a favor,Just stay in those pajamas. Jeannie 帮我个忙 你就穿着睡衣吧 Jeannie,would you take Stephanie to the car?because you have to go. Jeannie 你能带Stephanie去车那里吗 因为你必须去 We're going to the car.Yo

艾伦脱口秀第256期:很有运动天赋

We are back with Justin Bieber 我们回来了 今天的嘉宾是Justin Bieber And should I ask now or should I ask later about where's my gift 我应该现在问还是等会再问 我的礼物呢 You told me you're gonna bring me something，like yo

艾伦脱口秀第444期:毫不知情

Well,this is the first time we've ever done something like this, 这还是我们第一次 我们以前还没做过这样的事 Clinton asked for our help,proposing to his girlfriend of three years,Stephanie. Clinton请我们帮他 向他交往三年的

艾伦脱口秀第400期:非常有意思的人

I'm exausted,This is must be how you stay to thin. 好累啊 原来这就是你保持好身材的原因啊 I have to say we really did not rehearsal any of this,because obviously Jimmy is very busy doing his own show. 我们没有排练过 因为Jimm