Jess: Did you get Bean's ten different good luck forwards, like that one from the Dalai Lama? James:Yeah, I deleted all that superstitious crap. What a waste of bandwidth! Jess: I figured I might as well send one or two of them out. Maybe my luck wil
Later, Jess and Ann sit down at their desks Jess: [Checking her e-mail] Did Bean send these dirty jokes to you, too? Look! Ann: What a creep! Phony good luck e-mails are one thing, but sexual harassment is crossing the line. Jess: No wonder he asked
James walks by an hour later James:You know that this afternoon's meeting is cancelled, right? Jess: Why am I always the last to know these things? James:I sent out a notice. You've stopped checking your e-mail? Jess: No, but Bean did send me like a
James:He's only interested in harassing you. How can he expect us to have so much time to waste? Jess: I almost want to send him a virus to shut his stupid computer down. James:As obnoxious as Bean is, we should still try to finish this case. Jess: T
Jess: Oh, no. It looks like my computer really has caught a virus. Ann: Why? Did you open an attachment? Jess: Yes, something called George W. Bush. An hour later, all I see are pictures of George W. Bush in women's clothes. Ann: [Looks at Jess' moni
In the office, Wednesday morning Jess: But still, I didn't want this wallpaper. And every time I try to open a program, all I see is a cross-dressing Bush. Ann: I heard about that horrible virus! It automatically e-mails itself as an attachment to ev
Oma:Good morning, young lady. You can call me Oma. Do you see anything you like? Wei:Yes. Many things! I especially love this beautiful quilt. Oma:That quilt was passed down to me from my oma in Holland. Wei:It sounds like a special quilt. Why do you
Malik:Wassup, ladies! Y'll lookin fine tonight. [to Wen] May I have this dance? Wen:[Whispers to Nikki] He's cute! He looks like Tiger Woods! But, I can't dance... Malik:It's all good. I'll show you all the right moves. My name's Malik. Wen:Nice to m
Kyle: Hey, Meg, I got you a present! Meg: Thanks! But why didn't you lay it on me yesterday, my birthday? Kyle: Because I want you to give me some of your time today! Meg: If you ask me for another favor, I'll hit you! Kyle: Won't you be a dear and h
The hospital receptionist answers the phone Holly:Hello. I was wondering if Taylor Smith has checked out yet? Recept: Just one moment. I'll check with the cancer ward desk. Holly:The cancer ward!? Oh, my. [to Yi-jun] It's worse than we thought. Recep
Yi-jun:Holly! What's wrong? What happened? Holly:Taylor's dead! He...had...stomach cancer. It all makes sense now. Yi-jun:His stomachaches, headaches, bad moods-and he threw up at the reunion! Holly:He had no energy and was so pale and skinny. Why di
Yi-jun is looking in the paper Yi-jun: I don't know what to say. This can't be happening. Here's the obituary. Holly: It's really there? This all seems so surreal-like it's all one big nightmare. Yi-jun: But it explains why Taylor isn't answering and
Holly: You know, Taylor's been in the hospital for a couple of days. Yi-jun: [Sad] And I'm the one who put him there with my football moves. Holly: But you're not to blame for them keeping him there. Yi-jun: Yeah, what was all that stuff about runnin
In Nikki's room Nikki:Wanna chill out and watch cable? [turns on the TV] Wen:[A few minutes later] Wow! Besides The Cosby Show, I've never seen a black sitcom. What's this program? Nikki:It's a drama called Soul Food. This channel is BET-Black Entert
James walks by Jess desk Jess: Don't open any of my forwards! I got a virus! James:Don't tell me you got the dreaded Bush virus. I've heard that that bug is threatening to infect the world. Jess: Yes, that's exactly the bug I got. Though, I do kind o
Jess: I've just got Bean's new brand image. Let's make a T-shirt line with these pics. James:Are you nuts? It's the President of the United States in lingerie! Jess: Exactly! With the war in Iraq, they'll sell like crazy around the world. James:What'
Bean arrives at Friday's meeting with bandages around his mouth Ann: Are you OK, Mr. Bean? We can come another time, you know. Bean: I'll be fine in a few weeks. Damned light bulbs-I thought that forward about them getting stuck in your mouth was jus
Bean: Not bad. He'd probably make a better model than president. Jess: We were thinking the same thing. How about using those images for your new line of T-shirts? Bean: What do you mean? Wouldn't that be kind of controversial? Jess: Yes, but think o
哪里有问题? 小宝听妈妈说床边故事,听到后来睡着了,第二天他跑去问妈妈:「公主后来有找到王子吗?」 Did the princess find her prince at last? 这个句子讲错了。但你知道毛病出在哪里吗? 答
Nikki greets Wen with a hug at the entrance to Howard University Nikki:Hey, Wen! Welcome to D.C.! Glad you came out to visit! Wen:Thanks for inviting me. Actually, I've never been anywhere with so many black people before. It's different. Nikki:Howar
- Eztalk美语【167】给老客户的e-mail
- Eztalk美语【168】基本咖啡,基本美语
- Eztalk美语【169】订制你的独特咖啡
- Eztalk美语【170】I'm burnt out累得口吐白沫
- Eztalk美语【171】choice and fresh 精选又新鲜
- Eztalk美语【172】A match made in heaven.真是天作之合啊
- Eztalk美语【173】he have a lot of nerve他还真有胆子
- Eztalk美语【174】coffee snob 咖啡专家
- Eztalk美语【175】最近已经不流行喝那堤了
- Eztalk美语【177】girly drink 女性化的饮料
- Eztalk美语【178】It's worth a shot值得一试
- Eztalk美语【166】写商业书信
- Eztalk美语【185】Try holding your nose试着捏住鼻子
- Eztalk美语【186】我打电话帮你请病假了
- Eztalk美语【187】You're such a drag你真讨厌
- Eztalk美语【188】Bundle up多穿一点衣服
- Eztalk美语【189】Blow my nose擤鼻涕
- Eztalk美语【190】gargle saltwater 用盐水漱口
- Eztalk美语【191】My bottom still stings我的屁股还在痛
- Eztalk美语【192】真希望我能在现场
- Eztalk美语【167】给老客户的e-mail
- Eztalk美语【168】基本咖啡,基本美语
- Eztalk美语【169】订制你的独特咖啡
- Eztalk美语【170】I'm burnt out累得口吐白沫
- Eztalk美语【171】choice and fresh 精选又新鲜
- Eztalk美语【172】A match made in heaven.真是天作之合啊
- Eztalk美语【173】he have a lot of nerve他还真有胆子
- Eztalk美语【174】coffee snob 咖啡专家
- Eztalk美语【175】最近已经不流行喝那堤了
- Eztalk美语【177】girly drink 女性化的饮料
- Eztalk美语【178】It's worth a shot值得一试
- Eztalk美语【166】写商业书信
- Eztalk美语【185】Try holding your nose试着捏住鼻子
- Eztalk美语【186】我打电话帮你请病假了
- Eztalk美语【187】You're such a drag你真讨厌
- Eztalk美语【188】Bundle up多穿一点衣服
- Eztalk美语【189】Blow my nose擤鼻涕
- Eztalk美语【190】gargle saltwater 用盐水漱口
- Eztalk美语【191】My bottom still stings我的屁股还在痛
- Eztalk美语【192】真希望我能在现场