生活大爆炸第四季第十集_3

 　　生活大爆炸第四季第十集_3

　　剧情简介：
　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
　　台词：
　　-Penny: Oh! Okay. Wow.
　　哦! 这样啊喔
　　-Sheldon: It's simple biology. There's nothing I can do about it.
　　biology: 生物学
　　这是生理需求我无能为力
　　-Penny: Are you sure?
　　你确定?
　　-Sheldon: What are you suggesting?
　　你想说什么?
　　-Penny: I'm suggesting there might be something
　　我想说关于Amy的生理需求...
　　You could do about... Amy's urges?
　　urge: 冲动
　　你或许并非无能为力?
　　-Sheldon: It's illegal to spay a human being.
　　illegal: 非法的 spay: 切除卵巢 human being: 人类
　　切除一个人的卵巢是犯法的
　　-Penny: Yeah. That's not what I had in mind.
　　呃我不是想说那个
　　-Sheldon: Oh.
　　哦
　　Oh!
　　噢!
　　You mean... something I could do.
　　你的意思是... 我可以做点什么
　　-Penny: Exactly.
　　正是
　　-Sheldon: Well, I was hoping to avoid this. But I might as well get it over with.
　　avoid: 避免 get it over: 做到
　　好吧我还一直希望避免这样呢 但我还是把事情搞定好了
　　Thank you, Penny.
　　谢谢你了 Penny
　　I'll let you know what happens.
　　我会告诉你事情的进展的
　　-Penny: Oh, amy, you lucky girl.
　　噢 Amy 你可真是幸运啊
　　-Sheldon: Yes. This is dr. Sheldon cooper.
　　dr.: 博士（doctor）
　　你好我是Sheldon cooper博士
　　Is this the Zack Johnson, who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny?
　　coitus: 性交 neighbor: 邻居
　　请问你是跟我的邻居Penny 进行过交媾的Zack Johnson吗?
　　Sorry to bother you.
　　bother: 打扰
　　不好意思打扰了
　　Hello. I'm looking for a Zack Johnson, who used to have coitus with my neighbor Penny.
　　你好我在找一位叫Zack Johnson的人他曾经跟我的邻居Penny交媾过
　　Coitus. It means intercourse 1.
　　intercourse: 性交
　　交媾它的意思是性交
　　And I have a feeling I'm speaking to the right Zack.
　　我想你就是我要找的Zack
　　This is Sheldon Cooper.
　　我是Sheldon Cooper
　　Fine. Shelly.
　　好吧叫Shelly也可以
　　Yes, that does sound like a girl's name.
　　sound like: 听起来像
　　没错那听起来的确像个女孩名
　　No, it doesn't bother me.
　　不我不讨厌这名字
　　Yes, "Smelly Shelly" does bother me.
　　smelly: 发臭的
　　是的我讨厌"臭臭的Shelly"这名字
　　Let me tell you why I'm calling.
　　让我来告诉你我打电话的原因
　　I'd like to know if you'd be interested in having sex with Amy Farrah Fowler.
　　have sex: 性交
　　我想知道你有没有兴趣与Amy Farrah Fowler做爱
　　Amy Farrah Fowler.
　　是Amy Farrah Fowler
　　Yes, that is a girl's name.
　　没错是个女孩名
　　Good grief. It's like trying to talk to a dolphin.
　　good grief: 哎呀，天哪（表示诧异，吃惊，恐惧的感叹语） dolphin: 海豚
　　天呐真像是对牛弹琴
　　-Leonard: Really?
　　真的吗?
　　This is going to decide who's the hero and who's the sidekick?
　　decide: 决定 hero: 英雄 sidekick: 伙伴【跟班】[The person in a group of two that is the lesser-from urban dictionary]
　　这就是你们要决定谁是英雄谁是跟班的方法?
　　-Howard: You got a better idea?
　　你还有更好的主意吗?
　　-Leonard: Every idea is better than this idea.
　　是个主意都比这个好
　　-Howard: Ding!
　　叮!
　　-Rajesh: Wait. What the hell is "ding"?
　　等等 "叮"是什么?
　　-Howard: It's a bell.
　　bell: 铃声
　　是敲铃的声音
　　-Rajesh: I don't think this kind of wrestling has a bell.
　　wrestle 2: 摔跤
　　我不认为这种摔跤会需要铃声
　　-Howard: Fine. How do you want to start?
　　好吧那你想怎么开始?
　　-Rajesh: I say, uh, how about "One, two, three, go"?
　　要我说呃 "一二三开始"怎么样?
　　-Howard: One-two-three-go? That's for babies.
　　一二三开始? 那是给小孩儿用的
　　-Rajesh: Okay, how about, uh...
　　好吧那呃...
　　On your mark, get set, go?
　　on your mark: 各就各位（赛跑起步时的口令） get set: 预备开始
　　各就各位预备开始怎么样?
　　-Howard: That's for a footrace. If you want to race, we have to go outside.
　　footrace: 赛跑 race: 比速度
　　那是给赛跑用的如果你想比跑步我们就得到外面比
　　-Rajesh: No, it's chilly 3 outside. Didn't bring my jacket.
　　chilly: 寒冷的 jacket: 夹克
　　不要外面冷我没带外套
　　-Howard: Oh, for crying out loud.
　　for crying out loud: 搞什么名堂（不耐烦的一种表现）
　　噢我的天哪
　　What kind of superhero needs a jacket?
　　superhero: 超级英雄
　　哪有会需要外套的超级英雄?
　　-Rajesh: What kind of superhero says, "Dibs on the red tights!
　　dibs: 权利要求 tights: 紧身衣
　　那么什么样的超级英雄会说 "我要穿红色紧身衣!
　　Dibs on the red tights!
　　我要穿红色紧身衣!
　　-Howard: All right, how about this? "Ready, wrestle".
　　wrestle: 摔跤
　　好吧这个怎么样 "预备开摔"
　　-Rajesh: Wait. Are we starting now? Or is that what you're going to say when we do start, or...
　　等等现在开始吗? 还是说我们要开始时你才这么说还是...
　　-Howard: We're starting now!
　　现在已经开始了!
　　-Rajesh: Don't yell at me!
　　yell: 喊叫着说
　　别对我喊!
　　-Leonard: Suppose there are worse ways to spend a friday night.
　　worse: 更糟 spend: 度过
　　还有什么会比这么度过周五的晚上更糟呢
　　None come to mind.
　　come to mind: 想到
　　什么也没想到
　　-Sheldon: Look at this stamp. On what authority
　　stamp: 印记 authority: 权力
　　看看这个印章戳是谁给的他们权力
　　are they permitted to mutilate patrons as they enter?
　　permit: 允许 mutilate: 毁坏 patron: 主顾 enter: 进入
　　让他们可以在顾客进门时破坏人家的皮肤?
　　-Amy: I'm sure it'll wash off.
　　我确信这可以洗掉
　　-Sheldon: Little comfort tonight.
　　comfort: 安慰
　　总算有点儿安慰
　　I look like a hell's angel.
　　hell: 地狱
　　我看起来像个地狱天使
　　-Amy: There's Zack.
　　Zack在那儿
　　-Sheldon: Are you sure this is what you want to do?
　　你确定你要这么做?
　　-Amy: It's not what I want to do.
　　不是我要这么做
　　It's what I have to do.
　　是我得这么做
　　-Sheldon: Go, Amy Farrah Fowler.
　　前进吧 Amy Farrah Fowler
　　Follow your endocrine system.
　　follow: 跟随 endocrine: 内分泌 system: 系统
　　遵从你内分泌系统的召唤吧
　　-Amy: Thank you, Sheldon. You're a good friend.
　　谢谢你 Sheldon 你是位好朋友
　　-Sheldon: Please don't drag this out.
　　drag out: 唠叨
　　别扯到这话题来
　　This is never going to come off.
　　这个才不会被洗掉
　　-Amy: Excuse me?
　　打扰一下?
　　Zack, I am Amy Farrah Fowler. We met the other night.
　　Zack 我是Amy Farrah Fowler 我们在几天前的晚上见过面
　　I have spent my life in pursuit of pure knowledge.
　　pursuit: 追求 pure: 纯理论的 knowledge: 知识
　　我这一生都在追求纯粹的理论知识
　　Until I met you, my decisions were founded in logic 4 and reason.
　　found: 建立 logic: 逻辑 reason: 理性
　　遇到你之前我的一切决定都是建立在逻辑与理性之上的
　　And yet here I stand before you, 130 pounds of raging estrogen,
　　and yet: 可是 pound: 磅 rage: 肆虐 estrogen: 雌性激素
　　而现在我站在你面前 130磅的身体里雌性激素在肆虐着
　　longing 5 to grab hold of your gluteus maximus,
　　long to: 渴望 grab hold of: 控制（抓住） gluteus maximus: 股大肌 gluteus: 臀肌
　　诱导着我去抓你的臀大肌
　　and make Shakespeare's metaphorical 6 beast with two backs.
　　Shakespeare: 莎士比亚（英国剧作家） metaphorical: 比喻性的 beast with two backs: [俚语]交媾 beast: 野兽
　　用莎士比亚的比喻就是做一对合体的野兽(指做爱)
　　-Zack: My gluteus what?
　　我的臀什么?
　　-Amy: On the other hand,
　　从另一方面来讲
　　as I look at the blank, ape-like expression on your face,
　　blank: 茫然的 ape: 猿 expression: 表情
　　在我看到你脸上那茫然的猿猴般的表情时
　　I have decided 7 to adopt the Vulcan practice of Kolinar.
　　adopt: 采用 practice: 实行
　　我决定采用瓦肯人的Kolinar哲学修行法
　　Good-bye, Zack.
　　再见Zack
　　-Zack: Bye.
　　再见
　　-Amy: Hoo.
　　呼
　　That should hold me for a while.
　　a while: 一会儿
　　我应该能坚持一会儿
　　-Howard: I'm legally obligated to inform you that I took a Karate 8 lesson when I was 11.
　　legally: 法律上 obligate: 有义务的 inform: 通知 Karate: 空手道（日本的一种徒手武术）
　　在法律上我有义务通知你我11岁时可学过空手道
　　I'd be a regular Ninja by now, if my mom could've arranged a carpool.
　　regular: 合格的 Ninja: (受过专门训练被雇作间谍或刺客的)日本武士 arrange: 安排 carpool: 合伙使用汽车
　　如果我妈妈当时答应拼车的话我现在就应该是个合格的忍者了
　　-Rajesh: Oh, yeah?
　　哦那又怎么样?
　　Well, I've been taking Pilates class at the Rec. Center,
　　pilates: 普拉提课程
　　呃我还去康乐中心学过普拉提呢
　　and my abs look like sections of a Hershey bar.
　　abs: [口语]腹肌（abdominal的缩写） hershey bar: [美国俚语]金线袖章(表示派往海外6个月)
　　我的腹肌就像巧克力块一样明显
　　-Howard: Oh, yeah? Won't matter, You're going down!
　　哦是吗? 无所谓反正你快完蛋了!
　　-Rajesh: No, uh-uh, you're going down!
　　go down: 被击败
　　不呃呃你才要完蛋了!
　　-Howard: If anybody's going to go down, it's going to be you.
　　如果一定要有人完蛋那个人一定是你
　　-Leonard: Fellas. It's been 30 minutes. Nobody's touched each other.
　　fella: [俚语]伙伴
　　伙计们已经30分钟了你们连碰都没碰一下对方
　　-Sheldon: I'm glad you decided to reject your animal hindbrain
　　reject: 拒绝 animal: 动物的 hindbrain: [胚]后脑
　　我很高兴你拒绝了你那动物的欲望
　　and return to the realm of pure intellect.
　　realm: 领域 intellect: 智力
　　回归到纯粹的理性中来
　　-Amy: As am I.
　　我也是
　　-Sheldon: What are you doing?
　　你在做什么?
　　-Amy: An experiment.
　　experiment: 实验
　　一个实验
　　Nope，nothing. Never mind.
　　nope: 没有
　　没感觉一点没有别管它了
　　-Rajesh: You realize you can't win.
　　realize: 认识到 win: 赢
　　你知道你赢不了
　　-Howard: I prefer to think that I can't lose.
　　但我想我不会输
　　-Rajesh: You're wrong.
　　你错了
　　It's only a matter of time before you fall into Rat-man's rat trap.
　　fall into: 落入 Rat: 鼠 trap: 陷阱
　　你很快就会踩到鼠人的捕鼠夹
　　-Howard: You pathetic fool!
　　pathetic: 可怜的 fool: 笨蛋
　　你这个可怜的笨蛋!
　　If there were a rat-catcher, wouldn't it catch rat-man?
　　rat-catcher: 捕鼠者
　　如果有捕鼠人的话鼠人不是也会被捕到吗?
　　-Rajesh: Just because I didn't express myself well doesn't mean my underlying 9 point was invalid 10!
　　express: 表达 underlying: 根本的 point: 观点 invalid: 无效的
　　我只是没表达好但我的基本观点是有效的!
　　You bloviating buffoon 11!
　　bloviate: 发表冗长演说 buffoon: 丑角
　　你这个唠唠叨叨的小丑!
　　-Howard: You narcissistic 12 nincompoop!
　　narcissistic: 自恋的 nincompoop: 傻子
　　你这个自恋的傻子!
　　-Rajesh: You crimson 13 coward!
　　crimson: 深红色的 coward: 懦夫
　　你这个穿红色紧身衣的懦夫!
　　Oh, Leonard, wake up,
　　哦 Leonard 醒醒
　　You're missing some very excellent superhero quips.
　　miss: 错过 quip: 讽刺语