生活大爆炸第四季第九集_2

 　　生活大爆炸第四季第九集_2

　　剧情简介：
　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
　　台词：
　　-Howard: C-7.
　　C-7格
　　-Rajesh: Miss.
　　miss: 未击中
　　没中
　　-Howard: How could that be a miss?
　　这怎么可能没打中?
　　C-6 was a hit, c-8 was a hit.
　　hit: 击中
　　C-6格上打中了 c-8格上也打中了
　　Part of your starship has to be on c-7.
　　starship: 星际飞船
　　你的星际飞船肯定有一部分在c-7格上
　　-Rajesh: Not if it has a hole in the middle.
　　hole: 洞
　　除非它中间有个洞
　　-Howard: What kind of spaceship has a hole in the middle?
　　哪有飞船中间有洞的啊?
　　-Rajesh: A romulan battle bagel?
　　battle: 战役 bagel: 百吉饼（先蒸后烤的发面圈）
　　罗慕伦人(星际迷航的一个种族)的面包圈之舰?
　　-Bernadette: Knock-knock.
　　knock: 敲
　　我来咯
　　-Howard: Oh, great, you made it.
　　太好了你来了
　　Come on in.
　　进来吧
　　I invited her.
　　invite: 邀请
　　我请的她
　　-Bernadette: So where's the telescope?
　　telescope: 望远镜
　　望远镜在哪呢?
　　-Howard: It's in Hawaii, but Raj controls it from here.
　　control: 控制
　　在夏威夷不过Raj能在这控制它
　　He's hoping to see epsilon eridani dim, which would be evidence of a planet orbiting it.
　　epsilon eridani: 【波江座】 dim: 变模糊 evidence: 证据 planet: 行星 orbiting: 轨道运动
　　他在等着看ε族波江座变暗这可能会是有行星在其轨道上运行的证据
　　-Bernadette: So we just sit and stare at the screen, waiting for something to happen?
　　stare: 注视 screen: 屏幕
　　那就是说我们就盯着屏幕坐等这事发生?
　　-Howard: I did it with you when we rented "The Notebook".
　　rent: 租
　　我们租电影"恋恋笔记本"的时候我就这个状态啊
　　Yes, Gena Rowlands is a treasure.
　　treasure: 财宝
　　好啦 Gena Rowland是国宝级的
　　You'd better open up that bottle of wine or I'm gonna end up with swimmer's ear.
　　wine: 酒 end up: 结束 swimmer: 游泳者
　　你最好赶快喝点酒不然我耳朵早晚要发炎
　　-Rajesh: Excuse me.
　　喂喂
　　I can't be drinking, I'm about to make an important scientific discovery here.
　　scientific: 科学的 discovery: 发现
　　我怎么能喝酒啊我马上就快有一个重大的科学发现了
　　-Howard: What? Galileo did his best work while drinking wine.
　　Galileo: 伽利略（意大利物理学家和天文学家）
　　啥? 伽利略那些最成功的理论都是喝酒的时候发现的
　　-Rajesh: How do you know that?
　　你怎么知道?
　　-Howard: Well, he was Italian.
　　Italian: 意大利人
　　他是意大利人啊
　　It's a reasonable assumption.
　　reasonable: 合理的 assumption: 设想
　　这猜想多合理
　　-Rajesh: Dude, can you even open your mouth without spewing a cultural stereotype 1?
　　dude: [用作称呼语]朋友 spew: 吐出 stereotype: 陈腔滥调
　　老兄你为什么每次一张嘴吐出来的全是文化成见呢?
　　-Howard: Oh, I... I'm sorry, Galileo drank diet sprite.
　　diet: 不甜的 sprite: 雪碧
　　喔我... 真抱歉伽利略喝的是无糖雪碧
　　Look, you're my best friend, she's my girlfriend, you should bond.
　　bond: 团结在一起
　　你看你是我最好的朋友她是我女朋友你俩应该成为朋友
　　You know, like you and my mom did.
　　就像你和我妈妈一样
　　-Rajesh: Your mom creeps the hell out of me.
　　creep: 毛骨悚然的感觉 hell: 该死
　　你妈可把我吓死了
　　-Howard: Yes, but she's stopped calling you slumdog millionaire.
　　slumdog millionaire: 【贫民窟的百万富翁】 millionaire: 百万富翁
　　算是吧但她不再叫你贫民窟的百万富翁了
　　-Rajesh: I do appreciate that.
　　appreciate: 感激
　　这点我倒是很欣慰
　　-Bernadette: Here we go.
　　酒来啦
　　-Howard: I'd like to propose a toast.
　　propose: 建议 toast: 干杯
　　我提议大家来干杯
　　To science and friendship.
　　science: 科学 friendship: 友谊
　　敬科学与友谊
　　-Bernadette: Hold on. Wait.
　　等会打住
　　No, it's okay, go ahead.
　　go ahead: 继续（做某事）
　　没事继续喝吧
　　-Howard: What?
　　怎么了?
　　-Bernadette: Oh, I was working with Penicillin 2-resistant 3 gonorrhea in the lab today
　　penicillin: 盘尼西林（青霉素） resistant: 抵抗者 gonorrhea: [性病] 淋病 lab: 实验室
　　喔我今天一直在实验室研究抗青霉素淋病病菌
　　and I was just trying to remember if I washed my hands.
　　我刚刚在想出来前我有没有洗手
　　-Leonard: Thanks for the steak, Wyatt.
　　steak: 牛排
　　谢谢你请我吃牛排 Wyatt
　　-Wyatt: My pleasure.
　　不胜荣幸
　　It's nice to have dinner with a boyfriend of Penny's that knows how to use a napkin.
　　napkin: 餐巾纸
　　和Penny会用餐巾的男友一起吃晚餐感觉真好
　　-Penny: So not funny, dad.
　　才不好笑呢老爸
　　-Wyatt: Let me tell you about this one genius she was going out with,
　　genius: 天才 go out with: 与某人约会
　　我给你说说她以前交往过的那个"天才"
　　This... this fella Donnie.
　　fella: 小伙子
　　那人叫... 叫Donnie
　　-Penny: Oh, will you please let it go?
　　能不能不要说了?
　　-Wyatt: Donnie was gonna make millions turning farm waste into biofuel and selling it to the government.
　　million: 百万 turn into: 变成 farm: 农场 waste: 废料 biofuel: 生物燃料  government: 政府
　　Donnie想着把农用废料转化成生物燃料然后卖给政府赚大钱
　　-Leonard: A lot of people are doing that.
　　挺多人都在做这个
　　-Penny: Oh, see?
　　看吧?
　　-Wyatt: Yeah, but all Donnie did was mix pig poop with a little water and pump it into his mom's Camry.
　　mix: 混合 poop: 排便 pump: 抽水
　　是啊但是Donnie就只是把猪粪和水混合起来直接灌进他妈妈的佳美轿车里
　　-Penny: Yeah, that's great.
　　这下好了
　　It's a funny story. Moving on.
　　这故事真有趣继续说啊
　　-Wyatt: And Donnie was a rocket scientist compared to that boy
　　rocket: 火箭 scientist: 科学家 compare: 相比
　　但Donnie和那个想把啤酒桌球赛加入奥运会项目的孩子
　　who wanted to get beer pong into the olympics.
　　beer: 啤酒 pong: 乒乓球 olympics: 奥林匹克运动会
　　相比可真算个货真价实的科学家了
　　What was his name, sweetheart?
　　那孩子叫什么来着甜心?
　　-Penny: Curtis, and I'm pretty sure he was joking.
　　他叫Curtis 但我很肯定他是在开玩笑
　　-Wyatt: I don't know.
　　这我可就不知道了
　　That petition looked real to me.
　　petition: 请愿书
　　在我看来他那封请愿书是认真的
　　-Penny: Yeah, okay, I think this ends the ex-boyfriend portion of our evening.
　　ex-boyfriend: 前男友 portion: 部分
　　嗯好吧前任男友这话题今晚就到此为止吧
　　-Wyatt: Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper.
　　keeper: 看守人
　　好吧我只是为你高兴你终于找到了个好伴侣
　　-Leonard: Thanks, wyatt.
　　哇谢谢啦
　　I'm a keeper.
　　我是好伴侣
　　-Wyatt: Leonard, you want to come in for a nightcap?
　　nightcap: 临睡前喝的酒
　　Lenard 要不要进来喝杯?
　　-Penny: Oh, gee 4, dad, he'd love to, but Leonard has to work in the morning.
　　gee: [俚语]哎呀
　　噢哇爸他很乐意的，但Leonard明天早上要上班
　　-Leonard: Maybe I could go in a little late.
　　也许我可以晚点上班
　　-Penny: No, no, no, you can't.
　　不不不你不能这样
　　Your career is far too important.
　　career: 事业
　　你的事业太重要了
　　-Wyatt: Behind every great man is a nagging 6 woman who won't let him have any fun, am I right, Leonard?
　　nag 5: 唠叨的
　　每个成功的男人背后都有个不许他玩乐的唠叨女人呀 Lenoard 我说的对吗?
　　-Leonard: Don't I know it.
　　感同身受呀
　　-Wyatt: Well, good night, son.
　　好吧晚安乖儿子
　　-Leonard: Good night, Wyatt.
　　晚安 Wyatt
　　Oh, good night, honey.
　　噢亲爱的晚安
　　-Penny: Good night.
　　晚安
　　-Leonard: I love you.
　　我爱你
　　-Penny: Love you, too.
　　我也爱你
　　-Sheldon: Oh, friggety-frak.
　　friggety-frak: 【脏话】[A euphemism 7 for the word "fuck."-from urban dictionary]
　　噢天呀
　　Not this again.
　　不要再来一次啊
　　-Howard: Three, four, five... pass go, get 2,000 Rupees... Six, seven.
　　rupee: 卢比（货币）
　　三四五... 经过起始点赚了2000卢比...六七
　　Whoops 8. Can't go any further. There's a sacred cow in my way.
　　whoops: 哎呀 sacred cow: 圣牛（印度教等的） sacred: 神圣的
　　哎呀动不了啦有头圣牛堵住了我
　　-Rajesh: Bernadette, please tell your boyfriend to cool it with the cow jokes.
　　cool it: 冷静下来 joke: 笑话
　　Bernadette 麻烦让你男朋友不要再开牛的玩笑了
　　-Bernadette: It won't help.
　　没用的
　　Once he finds a joke he likes, he sticks with it.
　　stick: 坚持
　　他一旦找到了个喜欢的笑话他就会老说了
　　-Rajesh: Yeah.
　　是呀
　　Like his haircut material.
　　haircut: 理发
　　像理发那个笑话
　　-Bernadette: Oh, right. Did you get your hair cut?
　　噢对呀你剪头发了吗(有一根头发的意思)?
　　-Rajesh: No. I got them all cut.
　　没我每根头发都剪了
　　-Bernadette: Which is still so funny.
　　还是很搞笑
　　-Rajesh: And when you go to a Chinese restaurant,
　　restaurant: 餐馆
　　还有当你去中国餐馆的时候
　　he always gets the same fortune in his fortune cookie.
　　fortune: 运气 cookie: 饼干
　　他的幸运饼干里的字条老是一样的(幸运饼干里含有预测运势的字条)
　　-Bernadette: Right. "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory."
　　prisoner: 俘虏
　　对 "救命呀我是中国幸运饼干厂里的俘虏"
　　-Howard: Okay, I think that's enough about me.
　　好吧你们笑够我了吧
　　-Rajesh: He's right. Let's make fun of his mother.
　　他说得对我们来拿他妈妈打趣吧
　　"Howard, come rub my feet! My corns are killing 9 me!"
　　rub: 按摩 corn: [皮肤]鸡眼
　　Howard 来给我按摩脚!"脚鸡眼疼死我了! "
　　-Bernadette: "Howard, help me out of the tub! I'm stuck again!"
　　tub: 浴盆 stuck: 不能动的
　　Howard 扶我出澡盆!"我在澡盆里动不了啦!"
　　-Leonard: Coming.
　　来了
　　Hey, lovebug.
　　Lovebug: [昆虫]爱蝽，情侣虫
　　嘿亲爱的
　　-Penny: Shut up.
　　闭嘴
　　You know what I've been doing for the last hour?
　　你知道我前一个小时都在干嘛吗?
　　-Leonard: Mm, dreamily doodling "Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter" in a notebook?
　　dreamily: 梦幻般的 doodle: 涂鸦
　　嗯迷迷糊糊地在笔记本上写Leonard Hofstadter夫人吗?
　　-Penny: Listening to my father go on and on about what a great guy you are.
　　go on and on: 说个不停
　　听我爸一直一直在夸你有多优秀
　　-Leonard: You got to admit, I am... I'm delightful 10.
　　admit: 承认 delightful: 讨人喜欢的
　　你得承认我... 我很讨人喜欢
　　-Penny: Why are you making this so difficult?
　　你为什么要把事情搞复杂?
　　-Leonard: It's not difficult for me.
　　我没感觉到什么不好
　　I'm having fun.
　　我很开心
　　-Penny: Leonard.
　　Leonard啊
　　-Leonard: What do you want me to do? You started this.
　　你想我怎么样? 是你先开始的
　　Do you want to go over and tell him we're broken up?
　　broken up: 分手
　　你要我过去跟他说我们分手了吗?
　　-Penny: No.
　　不
　　-Leonard: Well, then, what do you want?
　　好吧那你想怎样?
　　-Penny: I don't know.
　　我不知道
　　-Leonard: Don't you think that's something you should have figured out before you stomped 12 over here?
　　figure out: 想出 stomp 11: 跺脚
　　这不是在你过来跳脚之前就应该想好的吗?
　　-Penny: Maybe.
　　也许是
　　-Sheldon: Leonard, Penny, excellent.
　　Leonard Penny 非常好
　　I'd like to say I'm very happy that you're back together,
　　我很想说我高兴你们又在一起了
　　and if I can figure out a way to do so and sound sincere, I will.
　　sincere: 真诚的
　　如果我能想出怎么说而且能说得很诚恳我会说的
　　In the meantime,
　　meantime: 同时
　　同时
　　I'd like to go over some proposed changes to the roommate agreement specifically
　　Propose: 提议 roommate: 室友 agreement: 协议 specifically: 特别的
　　我想重申一下舍友协议的修改建议
　　to address Penny's annoying personal habits.
　　address: 处理 annoying: 骚扰 habit: 习惯
　　专门应对Penny恼人的个人习惯的
　　-Penny: Oh, my God.
　　噢我的天呀
　　What personal habits?
　　什么个人习惯
　　-Sheldon: I have a list.
　　list: 清单
　　我有个清单
　　FYI, overuse of the phrase "oh, my god" is number 12.
　　FYI: 供参考（For Your Information） overuse: 过度使用 phrase: 短语
　　给你参考下过多使用"噢我的天呐"是第12个