生活大爆炸第四季第十一集_1

 　　生活大爆炸第四季第十一集_1

　　剧情简介：
　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
　　台词：
　　-Rajesh: Water Demon 1.
　　demon: 魔鬼
　　水魔
　　-Howard: Ice Dragon.
　　dragon: 龙
　　冰龙
　　-Leonard: Lesser 2 warlord of Ka'a.
　　lesser: 次要的 warlord: 军阀 ka: （古埃及人或偶像的）灵魂, psyche 3
　　次级战神之魂
　　-Sheldon: Not so fast.
　　别急
　　Infinite Sheldon.
　　infinite: 无穷大
　　无极限Sheldon
　　-Leonard: Infinite Sheldon?
　　无极限Sheldon?
　　-Sheldon: Yes, Infinite Sheldon defeats all other cards
　　defeat: 击败
　　没错无极限Sheldon是最大的牌
　　and does not violate the rule against homemade cards because I made it at work.
　　violate: 违反 rule against: 否决 rule: 规则 against: 违反 homemade: 自制的
　　并且没有违反我在上班的时候建立的自创扑克的游戏规则
　　-Leonard: Do you understand why people don't want to play with you?
　　你知道为什么大家不愿意和你一起玩吗?
　　-Sheldon: No...
　　不明白...
　　Although it's a question I've been pondering since preschool.
　　ponder: 仔细考虑 preschool: 幼儿园
　　虽然从上幼儿园起我就对这个问题困惑不已
　　-Leonard: Hey.
　　嘿
　　-Zack: Hey.
　　嘿
　　-Leonard: Hey.
　　嘿
　　-Penny: Hey, your copy of science magazine was in my mailbox.
　　copy: 一册 science: 科学 magazine: 杂志 mailbox: 邮箱
　　嘿你的科学杂志被错放在了我的信箱里
　　-Leonard: Oh, thanks.
　　哦谢谢
　　-Penny: Mm-hmm.
　　不客气
　　-Zack: Check it out... all about planets this month.
　　check it out: 快看看 planet: 行星
　　快看看... 这个月讲的都是星球的事
　　-Leonard: That's an atom.
　　atom: 原子
　　那是一个原子
　　-Zack: Agree to disagree.
　　agree to disagree: 同意各自保留不同意见
　　我持保留意见
　　That's what I love about science... There's no one right answer.
　　我就喜欢科学的这一点...总是不止一个正确答案
　　-Leonard: So...
　　那啥...
　　You and Zack again, huh?
　　你和Zack又在一起了?
　　-Penny: Yeah, yeah, me and Zack again.
　　是的没错我们又在一起了
　　-Zack: Were we here earlier?
　　earlier: 早先的时候
　　我们以前来过这儿吗?
　　-Penny: Okay, we should, we should go.
　　我们该走了
　　-Zack: Ah, not yet.
　　not yet: 还没
　　哈不急
　　I want to talk science with the science dudes.
　　dude: [用作称呼语]朋友
　　我想和这些科学达人们一起探讨下科学
　　-Howard: Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you.
　　哦科学达人们也想和你聊聊科学
　　What do you want to talk about...
　　你想聊些什么呢...
　　Rocks, dinosaurs 5, our friend the beaver 6?
　　rock: 岩石 dinosaur 4: 恐龙 beaver: 海狸
　　岩石恐龙还是我们的朋友海狸呢?
　　-Zack: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel.
　　discovery: 探索 channel: 频道
　　我在探索频道看过的最有意思的就是
　　Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it’ll just come back to life.
　　turns out: 翻转 starfish: 海星
　　原来如果你把海星杀死它还能复活
　　-Sheldon: Was the starfish wearing boxer 7 shorts?
　　wear: 穿着 boxer: 拳击 shorts: 短裤
　　那只海星穿着平脚裤吗?
　　Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.
　　nickelodeon:分钱娱乐场（一种旧式自动点唱机）
　　因为说不定你看的是尼克儿童频道
　　-Zack: No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery Channel.
　　almost: 几乎
　　不我几乎可以肯定是在探索频道上看到的
　　It was a great show.
　　show: 演出
　　很精彩的节目
　　They also said dolphins might be smarter than people.
　　dolphin: 海豚 smart: 聪明
　　他们还说海豚或许比人类还要聪明呢
　　-Leonard: They might be smarter than some people.
　　他们或许比有些人聪明
　　-Zack: Maybe we can do an experiment to find out.
　　experiment: 实验 find out: 查明
　　或许我们还能做个实验来验证一下
　　-Sheldon: That's easy enough.
　　很容易
　　We'd need a large tank of water, a hoop 8 to jump through,
　　tank: (盛液体或气体的)大容器 hoop: 铁环 jump: 跳
　　只需要一大桶水一只跳圈
　　and a bucket of whatever bite-sized treats you find tasty.
　　bucket: 桶 whatever: 无论什么 bite-size: 小块的 treat: 对待 tasty: 美味的
　　再来一大桶随便什么你觉得好吃的小块食物就可以了
　　-Zack: I don't get it.
　　我听糊涂了
　　-Leonard: A dolphin might.
　　海豚或许会懂
　　-Zack: Oh, I see.
　　哦我知道了
　　You guys are inferring that I'm stupid.
　　infer: 推断 stupid: 愚蠢
　　你们推断出我很蠢是吧
　　-Sheldon: That's not correct.
　　correct: 正确的
　　不对
　　We were implying it. You then inferred it.
　　imply: 暗示
　　我们是在暗示这一点，之后你推断出了这一点
　　-Zack: Let's go.
　　我们走
　　-Penny: You know, for a group of guys who claim they spent most of their lives being bullied 9,
　　claim: 声称 bully 10: 被欺负的
　　你们这群人总是说自己大半辈子都在被人欺负
　　You can be real jerks.
　　jerk: 蠢人
　　没想到你们也可以混蛋到家
　　Shame on all of you.
　　shame: 羞耻
　　替你们感到羞耻
　　-Rajesh: What the hell did I do?
　　hell: 究竟（作加强语气词）
　　我到底干嘛了?
　　-Penny: You laughed.
　　laugh: 笑
　　你笑了啊
　　“Our whole universe was in a hot, dense 11 state.
　　universe: 宇宙，世界  dense: 稠密的  state: 情形
　　“宇宙一度滚烫稠密，
　　Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
　　billion: 十亿 expansion: 膨胀 wait: 等待
　　140亿年前终于爆了炸，等着瞧...
　　The earth began to cool
　　cool: 变凉，冷却
　　地球开始降温，
　　The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools
　　autotrophs: 自养生物 drool: 从嘴淌下，散漫的说 neanderthals: 穴居人 tool: 工具
　　自养生物来起哄，穴居人发明工具。
　　We built the wall. We built the pyramids
　　the pyramids: 埃及金字塔
　　我们建长城，我们建金字塔。
　　Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery.
　　math: 数学 science: 科学 history: 历史 unravel 12: 解开，阐明 mystery: 神秘，奥秘
　　数学、自然科学、历史，揭开神秘。
　　That all started with a big bang.”
　　bang: 撞击，砰然巨响
　　一切都开始于大爆炸。
　　Bang!
　　砰!”
　　-Leonard: Do you think Penny's right?
　　你们觉得Penny说的对吗?
　　Were we bullying 13 Zack?
　　我们欺负Zack了吗?
　　-Howard: No, I know bullying.
　　没有啊我懂什么叫欺负人
　　He left here unswirlied and his ass 14 crack was underpants-free.
　　swirly 15: 打旋的 ass: 屁股 crack: 裂缝 underpants: 内衣裤
　　被人打得晕头转向还被扒了内裤
　　-Rajesh: And nobody drew a penis on his forehead.
　　draw: 画 penis: [解剖] 阴茎 forehead: 前额
　　再说也没人在他的额头上画一个阴茎啊
　　-Leonard: That happened to you?
　　这事发生过在你身上?
　　-Rajesh: First day of cricket camp.
　　cricket: 板球 camp: 露营
　　就发生在我参加板球营的第一天
　　They drew it so the testicles were my eyes.
　　testicle: [解剖] 睾丸, family jewels
　　他们画了阴茎然后把我的眼睛当成睾丸
　　-Leonard: I don't know, I think we might owe the guy an apology.
　　owe: 欠 apology: 道歉
　　我不确定算不算或许我们欠他一声道歉
　　-Howard: So go apologize.
　　那就去道歉啊
　　-Leonard: Why me?
　　为什么要我去啊?
　　-Howard: You started it, we just piled on.
　　pile on: 堆在…之上
　　是你挑起的我们只是火上浇油
　　-Leonard: What would I even say?
　　我该怎么道歉?
　　-Sheldon: Zack, I'm sorry you're stupid.
　　stupid: 傻瓜
　　Zack 很抱歉你是个蠢蛋
　　Have a milk dud.
　　milk dud:一种巧克力糖因为最初无法做成圆形而得名
　　吃块牛奶废物糖吧
　　-Rajesh: A milk dud?
　　牛奶废物糖?
　　-Sheldon: Yeah,
　　是的
　　milk duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably 16 mild flavor,
　　self-deprecating: 谦虚的 remarkably: 显著地 mild: 淡味的 flavor: 滋味
　　牛奶废物糖有着谦逊的名字和十分柔和的口味
　　are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.
　　apologetic: 道歉的 candy: 糖果
　　是最佳道歉用盒装糖果
　　-Leonard: I got a better idea.
　　我有个更好的主意
　　We're all responsible.
　　responsible: 负责的
　　我们都有责任
　　I say we all go. Come on, who's with me?
　　我说我们都去快点谁要跟我一起
　　Free comic books to anyone who comes with me.
　　free: 免费 comic: 连环漫画
　　跟我来的有免费漫画看
　　I might get punched. You really want to miss that?
　　punch: 用拳猛击 miss: 错过
　　我可能要挨揍你们真的想错过这好戏?
　　-Rajesh: Junior mints are pretty apologetic.
　　mint: 薄荷 apologetic: 赔罪的
　　软薄荷糖相当适用于道歉
　　-Sheldon: You're embarrassing yourself.
　　embarrassing: 使人尴尬的
　　你在丢你自己的脸
　　-Sheldon: Penny.
　　Penny啊
　　-Penny: What?
　　干嘛?
　　-Leonard: Yeah, we came to talk to Zack. Hey, Zack.
　　呃我们来找Zack谈谈嗨 Zack
　　-Zack: What do you want?
　　你想怎么样?
　　-Leonard: Listen, the stuff we were saying before...
　　stuff: 东西
　　听着我们之前说的那些话...
　　We were just kidding around.
　　Kidding around: 老开玩笑
　　我们只是在开玩笑
　　-Zack: No, you weren't.
　　不你们不是
　　You were making fun of me.
　　make fun: 开玩笑
　　你们是在取笑我
　　-Leonard: Come on, that's what we do.
　　别这样我们就是这样
　　We give each other a hard time.
　　hard time: 艰难时刻
　　我们互相取笑
　　Hey, Sheldon, you look like a praying mantis 17.
　　praying mantis: 螳螂
　　嘿 Sheldon 你看上去像只螳螂
　　-Sheldon: That's very hurtful.
　　hurtful: 造成损害的
　　这么说很伤感情
　　-Leonard: See?
　　明白了?
　　-Zack: I don't know, it still wasn't very nice.
　　我不知道还是觉得不太好
　　-Sheldon: Milk dud?
　　来块牛奶废物糖?
　　-Zack: Oh, I love milk duds.
　　哦我喜欢牛奶废物糖
　　Okay, we're cool.
　　cool: 没有问题的
　　好了我们和解了
　　-Sheldon: Junior mints.
　　软薄荷糖
　　-Zack: You guys want to come in and have a beer?
　　你们这些家伙想进来喝杯啤酒么?
　　-Leonard: Uh, we're on our way to the comic book store.
　　comic: 连环漫画 book store: 书店
　　呃我们正要去漫画书店
　　-Howard: Leonard's buying.
　　Leonard付账
　　-Zack: Really?
　　真的吗?
　　I haven't been to a comic book store in literally 18 a million years.
　　literally: 照字面地 million: 百万
　　从字面意义上来说我有一百万年没去过漫画书店了
　　-Sheldon: Literally?
　　字面意义上?
　　Literally a million years?
　　真正的一百万年?
　　-Leonard: Don't.
　　别再
　　-Zack: You want to go with 'em?
　　em: 他们（等于them）
　　你想跟他们一起去吗?
　　-Penny: No.
　　不
　　-Zack: Okay, see you later.
　　好一会儿见
　　-Penny: Wait,
　　等等
　　W... w... w... wait, you're ditching me to go look at comic books?
　　ditching: 甩开
　　等... 等... 等... 等一等你要甩开我去看漫画书?
　　-Zack: Are you mad at me?
　　mad at: 生气
　　你生我气了?
　　-Penny: I'm not happy.
　　至少我不高兴
　　-Zack: Milk dud?
　　牛奶废物糖?
　　-Zack: Wow, this place is awesome 19.
　　awesome: 棒极的
　　哇这地方真棒
　　Where do they keep the Archies?
　　他们把Archie漫画放哪了?（Archie是一个针对儿童的科幻漫画）
　　-Sheldon: In the bedrooms of ten-year-old girls, where they belong.
　　放在属于它们的地方十岁小女孩的房间
　　-Zack: Oh, no, you're thinking old-school Archie.
　　old school: 守旧派
　　哦不你想的是以前的Archie
　　It's much more sophisticated now.
　　sophisticate: 复杂的
　　它现在内容复杂多了
　　Like, there's two universes,
　　universe: 世界
　　就好像里面有两个世界
　　and Archie's married to Betty in one and Veronica in the other.
　　marry: 与…结婚
　　一个里面 Archie嫁给了Betty另一个里面嫁给了Veronica
　　Midge is even breaking up with moose.
　　midge: 蚊 break up: 分手 moose: [脊椎] 驼鹿
　　蚊子甚至正和麋鹿分手呢
　　-Rajesh: No.
　　不
　　-Zack: About time, right?
　　和时间有关对吧?
　　-Stuart: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Leonard: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Stuart: You guys finally chip in for a bodyguard 20?
　　chip in: 凑钱 bodyguard: 保镖
　　你们终于花钱雇保镖了?