生活大爆炸第四季第九集_3

 　　生活大爆炸第四季第九集_3

　　剧情简介：
　　The Big Bang Theory是一部以"科学天才"为背景的情景喜剧.四位科学天才分别是:可爱善解人意的Leonard,高智商零情商的Sheldon,会六国语言的 Howard Wolowitz,以及患有严重的"与异性交往障碍症"的Rajesh Koothrappali.有一天,美貌性感的女孩Penny成为了Leonard与Sheldon的邻居,因此 ,一个美女和四个科学阿宅屌丝的故事就这样在笑声中开始上演.
　　台词：
　　-Penny: Okay, Sheldon, you don't have to do this because Leonard and I are not...
　　好吧 Sheldon 你不必这么做因为我和Leonard并没有...
　　-Leonard: Ba-Ba-Ba-ba.
　　啊啊啊啊
　　Are you sure you want to include him in this?
　　include: 列入
　　你真的要让他也掺和进来吗?
　　-Sheldon: Include me in what?
　　我要掺和什么?
　　Is there a plot afoot?
　　plot: 阴谋 afoot: 在进行中
　　你们在搞什么阴谋?
　　I'll have no truck with plots.
　　truck: 交易
　　我可绝不参与任何阴谋
　　-Penny: No, you're right.
　　对你说的对
　　No, there's... There's no plots, no trucks, no feet.
　　不是这儿没... 没有阴谋没有诡计没有密谋
　　So what other annoying habits shall we discuss?
　　discuss: 讨论
　　那么我们还有其他令人讨厌的习惯需要讨论吗?
　　-Sheldon: Uh, we don't discuss anything.
　　呃我们之间不会讨论任何事情
　　Leonard is the signatory to the Roommate Agreement.
　　signatory: 签约的
　　Leonard才是室友协议的签署方
　　As such, he bears responsibility for all your infractions and must pay all fines.
　　bear: 承担 responsibility: 责任 infraction 1: 违反 fine: 罚款
　　所以他会为你的违规承担责任并且交付所有罚款
　　-Leonard: Fines?
　　罚款?
　　-Sheldon: Yes.
　　正确
　　If Penny's going to be spending nights here again,
　　spend: 度过
　　如果Penny又在这儿过夜
　　you'll need to set up an escrow account.
　　set up: 建立 escrow:由第三者保存附带条件委付盖印的契约 account: 账户
　　你就需要开一个代管帐户
　　Sign here.
　　sign: 签名
　　在这儿签字
　　-Rajesh: Hello, Hawaii.
　　Hawaii: 夏威夷岛
　　你好啊夏威夷
　　This is Dr. Koothrappali in Pasadena.
　　我是来自帕萨迪纳市的Koothrappali博士
　　I'd like you to reposition the telescope, please.
　　reposition: 改变…的位置 telescope: 望远镜
　　我希望你们改变一下望远镜的位置
　　Scarlett Johansson's house!
　　放到Scarlett Johansson(好莱坞女影星)家!
　　I'm kidding, Hawaii.
　　Kidding: 开玩笑
　　我跟你开玩笑呢夏威夷
　　Mahalo.
　　mahalo:[夏威夷语]感谢
　　谢谢(夏威夷语)
　　Whoo!
　　呜!
　　-Howard: It might have been a mistake to open that second bottle of wine.
　　mistake: 错误 bottle: 瓶子 wine: 酒
　　又开一瓶红酒真是个错误
　　-Bernadette: Well, live and learn.
　　live and learn: 活到老学到老
　　呃吃一堑长一智
　　So, Raj, do you think this planet you're looking for could have an atmosphere that supports life?
　　planet: 行星 looking for: 寻找 atmosphere: 大气 support: 支持 life: 生命
　　那么Raj 你认为你在寻找的这个星球会有支持生命存在的大气层吗?
　　-Rajesh: Maybe.
　　可能有
　　If it did, I'd be famous.
　　famous: 出名的
　　如果有我就出名了
　　I'd be on the cover of magazines.
　　cover: 封面 magazine: 杂志
　　我就会成为杂志的封面
　　And then, instead of living alone in my tiny apartment, I'd have a big mansion 3.
　　instead: 代替 tiny: 极小的 apartment: 公寓 mansion: 宅邸
　　然后我就会有一幢豪宅而不是独自住在我那小小的公寓里
　　-Bernadette: That sounds great.
　　听起来很不错
　　-Rajesh: It is.
　　没错
　　If you like wandering around a big, empty house with no one to love you.
　　wandering: 闲逛 empty: 空的
　　前提是如果你想整天在一个大空房子里闲逛而且也没有人来爱你
　　-Howard: We'd come visit you.
　　我们会去看你的
　　-Rajesh: No, you wouldn't.
　　不你们不会
　　You'd be intimidated 5 by my wealth and fame.
　　intimidate 4: 使畏惧 wealth: 财富 fame: 名望
　　你们会被我的财富和名声吓住
　　My only friends would be my genetically 6 engineered monkey butler.
　　genetically: 从基因方面 engineer: 设计 butler: 男管家
　　我唯一的朋友会是用我的基因设计的猴子管家
　　And the little people I hired to be my living chess set.
　　hire: 雇佣 chess: 国际象棋
　　还有我雇来做我真人版国际象棋子的小精灵
　　-Bernadette: He's taking a turn to the dark side, isn't he?
　　dark: 忧郁的
　　他在拐向消极那一面是不是?
　　-Howard: Hold on. He could come back.
　　别急他会拐回来的
　　-Rajesh: Oh, what's the point of everything?
　　哦世间种种还有什么意义?
　　-Howard: Nope. He's gone.
　　不他拐不回来了
　　-Rajesh: You know it's been more than a year since I’ve even kissed a girl?
　　你们知道吗? 距离我上次亲一个女孩已经超过一年了
　　-Howard: What about that hookup at Comic-Con 2 you told me about?
　　hookup: 【交往】[a term meaning when people make out or sleep together-from urban dictionary] comic: 漫画 con: 会议[convention]
　　你不是说你在动漫大会的时候跟某人有亲密接触了吗?
　　-Rajesh: Oh, grow up. I was lying.
　　lying: 撒谎
　　哦别小孩子气了我那是在撒谎
　　I lie all the time. Nobody wants to kiss me.
　　我一直都在撒谎没人愿意亲我
　　-Bernadette: Oh, you poor, poor thing.
　　poor: 可怜
　　哦可怜的孩子
　　Raj, you have to know you're a wonderful man.
　　Raj 你得知道你是个优秀的男人
　　There are a lot of girls out there who'll want to kiss you.
　　想跟你接吻的女孩多的是
　　-Rajesh: Where?
　　在哪儿?
　　-Bernadette: You just have to look.
　　你只是得自己去发现
　　-Howard: No!
　　不要!
　　-Bernadette: Well, this was fun.
　　呃这还挺有趣的
　　-Wyatt: Oh! I think I got a nibble 7.
　　nibble: 轻咬
　　哦! 我想我这条上钩了
　　-Leonard: Oh, be careful.
　　哦慢慢来
　　Give him some line.
　　line: 线
　　线再放长点儿
　　Okay, now reel him in.
　　reel: 收绕钓丝
　　可以了现在收线上钩
　　-Wyatt: Oh, look at that baby. They're really biting, huh?
　　bit: 咬
　　噢看看那小家伙他们真的是在咬鱼钩是吧?
　　-Leonard: Yeah. They do that when you set it on easy.
　　是啊你调到"简单"那一档他们都会咬鱼钩的
　　-Wyatt: Oh, that's me.
　　哦我的电话
　　Hello.
　　你好
　　Oh, hi, sweetie.
　　哦嗨亲爱的
　　Yeah, I got up early and didn't want to wake you,
　　get up: 起床 wake: 叫醒
　　嗯我起的早又不想吵醒你
　　so I went out for coffee and ran into Leonard on the way back.
　　ran into: 偶然碰见
　　我就出去喝了杯咖啡回来的路上遇到了Leonard
　　Guess what... We're fishing.
　　fishing: 钓鱼
　　你猜怎么招儿... 我们正在钓鱼
　　Yeah. Right here on his couch.
　　right here: 就在这里 couch: 沙发
　　对就在他沙发上
　　-Leonard: Hey, baby. I love you!
　　嘿宝贝我爱你!
　　-Wyatt: That's Leonard says he loves you.
　　那是Leonard 说他爱你
　　What?
　　什么?
　　I see.
　　我明白了
　　The whole thing's bull squirt, huh?
　　whole: 全部 bull: 胡说八道 squirt: 喷出
　　所有的事都是假的啊?
　　Well, that's very disappointing.
　　disappoint: 失望
　　呃真令人失望
　　Bye.
　　再见
　　-Leonard: Oh, hey.
　　哦嘿
　　There's been something I've been meaning to tell you.
　　meaning to: 打算
　　有些事我一直想告诉你来着
　　-Wyatt: I can't believe you would lie to me like that.
　　我真不敢相信你们竟然那样骗我
　　-Leonard: Just for the record, I did not want to be a part of this.
　　record: 表明，强调
　　只是强调一下我并不想参与其中的
　　-Wyatt: I'll get to you in a minute.
　　in a minute: 一会儿
　　一会儿再收拾你
　　-Leonard: No hurry.
　　hurry: 着急
　　别着急
　　-Wyatt: That my own daughter thinks I don't love her enough
　　我的女儿认为我不够爱她
　　To support her no matter what choices she makes...
　　support: 支持 no matter: 无论 choice: 选择
　　对她做的所有选择我都不够支持
　　Well, that hurts me deeply.
　　hurt: 伤害 deeply: 深刻的
　　这深深地伤害了我
　　-Penny: I'm sorry, daddy... -
　　对不起爸爸...
　　-Wyatt: Let me finish.
　　让我说完
　　-Penny: Oh.
　　噢
　　-Wyatt: I thought we were past the days when you would try to pull the wool over my eyes.
　　past: 过去 pull the wool over someone's eyes:[美国口语]蒙骗某人
　　我以为你老想骗我的那段日子已经过去了
　　Telling me the baggie in your underwear drawer is potpourri 8?
　　baggie: 塑料薄膜袋 underwear: 内衣物 drawer: 抽屉 potpourri:百花香(放在壶内的干燥花瓣和香料混合物)
　　别告诉我你内衣抽屉里的那个袋子只装的香料?
　　And the pee stick in your bathroom
　　pee: 尿 stick: 棒 bathroom: 浴室
　　还有你浴室里的验尿棒(检验是否怀孕时用的)
　　Is to check for diabetes 9?
　　diabetes: 糖尿病
　　难道是用来检测糖尿病的吗?
　　-Penny: You know, I'm sorry.
　　我错了对不起
　　-Wyatt: You're a grown woman, and I respect your right to make your own decisions,
　　respect: 尊重 decision: 决定
　　你已经长大了我尊重你所作出的决定
　　but all I ask is you respect me enough to be honest about them.
　　honest: 诚实的
　　但是我还是想说你足够尊重我吗? 你有诚实的告诉我那些事吗?
　　-Penny: You're right. Look, from now on, I will tell you the truth.
　　from now on: 从现在开始 truth: 真相
　　你是对的从今往后我不会再骗你了
　　-Wyatt: Thank you. Now, why don't you go and put some clothes on
　　谢谢但现在不如你先去换件衣服
　　and we'll grab a bite to eat before I head for the airport.
　　grab a bite: 随便吃几口 head for: 前往 airport: 机场
　　在我走之前咱们出去随便吃点东西
　　Now you. -
　　而你 -
　　-Penny: Daddy, he had nothing to do...
　　爸爸与他无关...
　　-Wyatt: Keep walking.
　　赶紧走
　　-Penny: Okay.
　　好的
　　-Wyatt: Please, please, please don't give up on her.
　　give up: 放弃
　　求你了求你了千万别放弃我女儿
　　-Leonard: What?
　　什么?
　　-Wyatt: I can't go back to the skateboard idiots,
　　skateboard: 溜冰板 idiot: 笨蛋
　　我实在受不了再去面对那些只会滑滑板的笨蛋们
　　the white rappers and all those Sweaty dumb-asses with their backwards 11 hats.
　　white: 白种人 rapper: 敲门者【说唱歌手】 sweaty: 出汗的 dumb-ass 10: [俚语、粗俗语]蠢驴，笨蛋 backward: 相反的
　　什么会念几句rap的白人小子还有那些个成天帽子反着戴的傻X们(意指penny的前男友们)
　　-Leonard: Gee 12, I don't know if it's in the cards, sir.
　　gee: [俚语]哎呀 in the cards: 命中注定
　　天呐我实在不知道我俩是不是命中注定的先生
　　-Wyatt: Then, stack the deck.
　　stack the deck: 预先做手脚
　　那就事先做做手脚
　　Cheat. Lie. I don't care.
　　cheat: 作弊 lie: 说谎
　　作个弊什么的或者说谎这些我都不在乎
　　I want grandkids before I die, and I want them to grow up in a house without wheels.
　　grandkid: （外）孙 wheel: 车轮
　　我只想在我有生之年抱上孙子 而且能好好在幢大房子里长大而不是住在房车里
　　-Leonard: I'll give it a shot.
　　give it a shot: 试试
　　我会试试的
　　-Wyatt: Thank you.
　　谢谢
　　Now I'm going to do something here to help you along.
　　现在我去做点事儿来帮帮你
　　-Leonard: Excuse me?
　　什么意思?
　　-Wyatt: Just don't panic.
　　panic: 惊慌
　　别害怕
　　Now, get your sorry, lying ass out of my face and make sure I never see it again!
　　ass: 蠢人
　　现在收起你的抱歉滚出我的视线别再让我见到你!
　　-Leonard: Oh, the reverse psychology 13 thing.
　　reverse: 逆反 psychology: 心理学
　　噢你在利用逆反心理
　　I see. That's very clever.
　　我明白了非常聪明
　　-Wyatt: Don't yap. Just get out.
　　yap: 废话
　　别废话了赶紧走
　　-Leonard: I'll friend you on Facebook.
　　我会在Facebook上加你为好友的
　　-Sheldon: Oh, there you are.
　　噢你在这啊
　　Just so you know, I was up all night,
　　be up: 熬夜
　　如你所知我一夜未睡
　　but I have finally completed The Penny-specific section of the new roommate agreement.
　　complete: 完成 specific: 特定的 section: 部分 roommate: 室友 agreement: 协议
　　好在我现在终于完成了新室友协议中关于Penny的细节部分
　　-Leonard: Yeah, well, not necessary.
　　necessary: 必要的
　　好的可是不需要了
　　We broke up again.
　　broke up: 分手
　　我们又分手了
　　-Sheldon: Do you even think about other people, leonard?
　　Leonard 你有没有考虑过其他人的感受啊?
　　Do you?
　　有没有?
　　-Rajesh: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Leonard: Oh, how'd it go last night?
　　昨晚过得怎么样?
　　-Rajesh: Oh, you know. Same old, same old.
　　哦你知道的老样子呗
　　Looked through a telescope, saw some stars.
　　telescope: 望远镜
　　看了看天文望远镜观察了一些星星
　　Big whoop 14.
　　whoop: 欢呼
　　还真是个大惊喜呀
　　-Leonard: Really?
　　是吗?
　　You waited months for time with that telescope.
　　你等了好几个月才能用到那个望远镜
　　What happened?
　　到底怎么了?
　　-Rajesh: Why? You writing a book?
　　为什么问这么多? 你写书吗?
　　-Sheldon: I'm going to propose a hypothesis.
　　hypothesis: 假设
　　我来做一个假设
　　Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization
　　accidentally: 偶然的 contact: 联系 alien: 外星人 civilization: 文化
　　昨晚 Raj偶然和外星文明取得了联系
　　and has been ordered by the United States government To keep it a secret.
　　order: 命令 the United States: 美国 government: 征服 secret: 秘密
　　因此美国政府命令他保守秘密
　　-Rajesh: Nothing happened.
　　什么事都发生
　　Can we please just change the subject?
　　subject: 话题
　　我们能不能换个话题?
　　-Sheldon: That sounds rehearsed.
　　rehears: 排练
　　听起来像预先排练过的
　　We are not alone.
　　看来我们是一伙的
　　-Howard: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Leonard: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Sheldon: Hello.
　　你好
　　-Howard: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Rajesh: Hey.
　　嗨
　　-Leonard: You get to play with raj's big telescope last night?
　　你昨晚上玩Raj的大望远镜(被误解成Raj的私处)了吗?
　　-Howard: Whoa.
　　啊
　　Where did that come from?
　　你从哪里听说的?
　　-Rajesh: He never touched my telescope.
　　他绝对没有碰我的望远镜
　　-Howard: Way to go shutting up.
　　shut up: 闭嘴
　　闭嘴吧
　　-Rajesh: I did shut up. Now you shut up.
　　我闭嘴了你也闭嘴
　　-Howard: Fine.
　　好的
　　-Rajesh: Thank you
　　谢谢
　　I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.
　　难以置信你早上竟然没给我打电话