funny as fuck song by terrence and phillip
> shut your fucking face uncle fucker
> your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
> your an uncle fucker yes its true
> nobody fucks uncles quite like you
> shut your fucking face uncle fucker
> your the one who fucks your uncle uncle fucker
> you dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long
> *farting bit*
> shut your fucking face uncle fucker
> your a boner biting bastard uncle fucker
> your an uncle fucker i must say
> you fucked your uncle yesterday
> AAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
> uncle fucker
> thats u-n-c-l-e fuck you uncle fuckerrrrrr!!!!!! suckmyballs
> ok now im showing off lol

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Annie found them in the observation lounge when she woke up. Benny said, I told you wed get your posters back! The Aldens told her all about the bearded man and recovering the posters. Annie listened carefully and then she shook her head. I still don

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学英语单词
'Ohonua
aforeward
alioto
apparent diffusivity
barium cyanide
beta-Aspartyldipeptidase
brains trust,Brains Trust
broadleaf forest
Caernarfon
certainty effect (allais)
Cetemican
chronographic recorder
class meaning
cobra-venom
communication for conservation
contemptuously
cotton-reel
cryst morphology
cuitlahuac
Demominator depth
deposit on long term leases
digitali
discussin'
dmulsion breaking
elective government
full-wave sonic log
Geatrast
Granite County
growing different crops
gum box
high administrative courts statistics
high precision granite surface plate
hongheloside
hydragog
in-roads
initiation discharge
invariant level test
kandic horizon
kursar
Lagenidiales
length of formation
lidmidine
ligg. vaginalia digitorum pedis
liquid honing machine
llamada
locally-connected
long sleeve shirt
mallatto
mast house
melilitite
net capital gain
nudil
odwalla
OSI service
osteoplastic
perra
persulcatus ixodes
pipe jack
plant biomass
practical scale
pre emergency
prepressing-die-float control
public right
Quinaretic
re-decorating
refugee status
Republic of the Congo
roots music
roquesite
Sabbatarianisms
Samboja
sampling and analysis program
sauce-bottle
Scandinavianize
seam welded
shhd
simplicate
sirenians
spermaphyte
St. David's day
stack trace
stellulae
strain amplitude dependence
stuck rod position
temperature retrieval
the old times
There are more ways than to kill a cat.
Tift County
tow-film theory
true form-factor
two blade bit
Umm Zuwaytīnah
unit amplification
unswervingly
us educational
variable geometry nozzle
voip
waste-collection
welcome to thailand
wide-band mobile radio communication
yeoman