单词：tap ass
Usually,the tap is stuck in the on position and can only be stopped with a Gerbil plug,massive amounts of corn,or Immodium.
Also associated with a [shart],[sharting]
> Fred:"Hey Bob,how's your diarrhea?"
> Bob:"Great!No more tap ass,thanks for lending me your gerbil!"
> Pedro:"Vote for Pedro!"
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