单词：surprise sex
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
> Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
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