(低级粗俗的)厕所幽默,厕所笑话

Smart 词汇记忆组群 32 lease,lax=to loosen( 放松 ) analyse/ze vt. 分析,解析 analysis n. 分析,解析 release vt. 释放;发表;豁免,免除 n. 释放;豁免,解除 relax vt.

发表于:2018-11-29 / 阅读(294) / 评论(0) 分类 思马得四六级

00:01.58]厕所在哪儿 [00:03.16]Useful Expressions [00:04.14]常用语句 [00:05.12]1.Blanket and pillow,please. [00:07.50]毛毯和枕头,请。 [00:09.87]2.Where is the lavatory? [00:12.43]请问厕所在哪儿? [00:14.99]3.All the toilets are occupied at the moment

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(145) / 评论(0) 分类 求助英语会话

Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of starting a family. We're taking a survey,she says, half-joking. Do you think I should have a baby? It will change your life, I

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(159) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

[00:-1.00]part 1 WARMING UP [00:-2.00]Oh,there you are.Now then,did you have a good flight? [00:-3.00]Sure,we flew all the way direct from Seattle to London. [00:-4.00]You must be very tired.Did you sleep at all on the plane? [00:-5.00]No,not really.

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(270) / 评论(0) 分类 高中英语人教版高一年级

[00:10.00]The cost of a cigarette [00:13.77]A businesswomans desperate need for a cigarette [00:19.12]on an eight-hour flight from America resulted in her being arrested and handcuffed, [00:25.68]after she was found lighting up in the toilet of a Boe

发表于:2018-12-13 / 阅读(262) / 评论(0) 分类 创新英语教程第三册

[00:02.98]Useful Expressions [00:04.02]常用语句 [00:05.07]1.Is there any public rest room near here? [00:08.97]这附近有公共厕所吗? [00:12.88]2.Can you tell me where the powder room is? [00:16.60]请你告诉我厕所在哪里好吗? [00:20.32]3.I'm looking for

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(224) / 评论(0) 分类 求助英语会话

kneel vi.跪(下) knife n.小刀,餐刀 v.用刀刺(切) knock n.敲,敲打;碰撞 v.敲,打;碰,撞击 knot n.结;节,疤 v.打结,捆扎 know n.知道,了解;会,懂;认识,熟悉 knowledge n.知识;熟悉,了解 lab

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 大学英语四级词汇拼读版

We spend an awful lot of time doing some pretty boring stuff. And it all adds up. 我们花了大量的时间去做一些很无聊的事情,而这一切加起来花掉了我们大量的时间。 A minute spent brushing your teeth comes to 21 days o

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(127) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

W.C.一词是 water-closet 的缩写,其中closet一字本作小室解。 《二十世纪辞典》对water-closet的解释是:一间用作室的小室,排出物是用水冲走的。W.C.的意思易明,所以曾被广泛采用。但是由于人人

发表于:2019-01-20 / 阅读(174) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇

Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of starting a family. We're taking a survey,she says, half-joking. Do you think I should have a baby? It will change your life, I

发表于:2019-02-04 / 阅读(211) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

W.C.一词是 water-closet 的缩写,其中closet一字本作小室解。 《二十世纪辞典》对water-closet的解释是:一间用作室的小室,排出物是用水冲走的。W.C.的意思易明,所以曾被广泛采用。但是由于人人

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(163) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

搬到新家的时候,母亲为了我的洗手间煞费苦心,在不算宽敞的地方,她竟然装了一个洗脸池、一个马桶、一个浴池、两台洗衣机、三个壁橱和一个涮墩布的池子,按照目前的发展速度,估计

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口译

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-12 / 阅读(115) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

On the lavatory wall of a colleagues flat in Hong Kong hangs a framed letter. It is written on HSBC notepaper, and dated January 22, 1998. Dear Sir, it begins. Please note that we have had occasion to return your cheque due to insufficient funds in t

发表于:2019-02-17 / 阅读(142) / 评论(0) 分类 实用英语

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

我想向朋友形容自己看到孩子学会击球时的喜悦之情。我想让她留意宝宝第一次触摸狗的绒毛时的捧腹大笑。朋友的表情让我意识到自己已经是热泪盈眶。你永远不会后悔,我最后说,然后紧

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

Hotel词汇大全 外部设施 information desk 服务台 hotel register book 旅客登记簿 registration form 登记表 newsstand 售报处 postal service 邮局服务处 shop 小卖部 bar 酒吧间 lounge 酒店大厅 billiard-room 台球房 dini

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(212) / 评论(0) 分类 英文语法词汇

听说过这样一则笑话:一个外宾想上厕所,便对翻译说:I wonder if I can gosomewhere?(我可以方便一下吗?)而翻译却把somewhere误解为某处,因而回答道Yes, you can goanywhere in China。(行,中国你哪儿都可

发表于:2019-02-18 / 阅读(148) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

In 1978, I became a flight attendant for a major airline. Earning my wings was the culmination of a childhood dream that I had set for myself after my first plane ride at the age of five. Like so many others before me, I fell in love with the romance

发表于:2019-02-25 / 阅读(147) / 评论(0) 分类 英语美文

Part2 Important Words and Phrases 延伸词汇短语 1.economy class 1.经济舱 2.business class 2.商务舱 3.first class 3.头等舱 4.inflight movie 4.机上电影 5.lavatory 5.洗手间 6.occupied 6.(洗手间)有人使用 7.vacant 7.(洗手间

发表于:2019-02-27 / 阅读(236) / 评论(0) 分类 实境旅游英语
学英语单词
acral myxoinflammatory fibroblastic sarcoma
all-in-one pavier
average days of supplying interval
Ayeyarwady
ballast train
block control unit
blue marl
Bol'shaya Griva
bolins
buy low, sell high
carbophobes
chlorotris
Citrus poonensis Tanaka
clampee
coastal accretion
conchi-
conicopoly
correlate(with)
cremationist
cyanmetmyoglobin
cybermessage
dental calculi
diffused base phototransistor
disinhuming
dry neutralization
enamelled resistor
film inspection
follicular dyskeratosis
gas storage room
grameen
greenshank
guilty verdict
hbsag
heat resistance of the scale
heritable obligation
hungarian-language
husayn al ghafus
hyperbaric environment
hypolemmal
individual casting
jmobs
kataphraxis
keep take one's own line
lift spirits
local frrtilizer drill
Lutzville
metallicolous
methoxybutin
Molise
monitoring service
n. tensoris veli palatini
newyne
one-dimension Borel set
ontoanalysis
OOSC
Pelizaeus-Merzbacher(syndrome)
persistent rain
photoinjectors
plexus sacralis anterior
postmeeting
poulders
powerglide
processing of electromagnetic signals
protective colorations
protestations
protocolise
publicservice
Purdy's solution
quenching of gases
Rafinesquina
railway market
rate of head movement
rhinodacryolith
Rhododendron oblancifolium
Rozalén del Monte
saintships
sash cords
self-verification
sheet like superposition
showbiztonight
shriek out
sipmle meningitis
snake pump
square gauge
stability locus
sticky patch
sulfamethoprim
Sunday I.
sweeping molder's horse
tailfan
teatray
tensor muscle
thawed
track along parallel
unblanching
under-cloth
union-made
up to the eyeballs
vice governor
VPW
weir with horizontal wooden sluice
X-band microwave source