单词：jizz monkey
> Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
> Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district'
> Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.'
> Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...'
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Hello, This is Richard, and Im here with a story about somebody we havent heard from for a while -Theo, the crime-fighting monkey. His first story, long, long, ago was called The Monkey who loved Chocolate. Since then hes escaped from the zoo and bec
Children’s Stories-儿童故事集
The adventures of Theo the Monkey take a new turn as he determines to break out of the zoo and take up the fight for what is right in the city. Mr Grabber, the keeper of the monkeys cage, has a new scheme which on the face of it seems to be for a goo
Children’s Stories-儿童故事集
Benny, Henry, Annika, and Blake didnt find the camera at the butterfly exhibit, so they hurried on to catch up with the rest of the group. There! Thats where were supposed to meet Mr. Newton. Benny rushed up to a cage where little monkeys were swingi
127 Monkey Trouble
The instant he entered the room, Blake went running up to the Aldens. Did you solve the mystery? he asked, out of breath. Did you find my missing camera? Blakes red hair was sticking up, as if hed tossed and turned all night. His eyes looked dark, to
127 Monkey Trouble
Few animals other than monkeys have hand-like paws. The monkey, like man, has an opposable thumb-that is, it can place its thumb opposite its other fingers. By pressing its first finger against its th
知性英语
An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food now. He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat. He sees a monkey and says,
知性英语
Theo the monkey is not as bad as people say. Perhaps hes a bit naughty, but he means well. Still, when a new keeper, Mr Grabber, is put in charge of the monkey cage, he selects Theo to help him do something bad. At first, Theo thinks its all a game,
Children’s Stories-儿童故事集
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趣味青春英语
Idiom: Make a monkey out of someone ( make fun of someone ) Hit the book: Tummy Paw Chin
趣味青春英语
Once upon a time, two cats were passing through a street. Suddenly they spotted a loaf of bread lying beneath a tree. Both pounced upon it and caught the loaf at the same time. It is mine. I saw it first, claimed one cat. While the other said, I poun
英汉幽默故事选读
In a mango orchard outside a village there lived a mischievous monkey. The whole day, he would jump from one tree to another. Thus the monkey kept on eating the ripe mangoes. The orchard-keeper tried to trap the monkey. But every time the monkey esca
英汉幽默故事选读
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老友记(六人行)
monkey business to make monkey out of somebody 当别人提到猴子的时候，你脑子里会出现一个什么形像呢？一般来说，人们认为猴子是一个很聪敏的动物，大家都喜欢
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Now, the VOA Special English program WORDS AND THEIR STORIES. 现在是美国之音慢速英语词汇典故节目。 Monkeys are very similar to us in many ways. Most have ten fingers and ten toes, and brains much like ours. We enjoy watching them be
2011年VOA慢速英语(三)月
A bear，with which a piedmontese earned his living，was trying out on two feet a dance which he had not learned very well．Wishing to act like a man，he said to a monkey，How is it？The monkey，who was a connoisseur，answered，Very bad． I
趣味英语
The mascot, Kangkang, debuted on Thursday. It's based on a colored ink prototype painted by well-known Chinese artist Han Meilin. The 80-year-old is the man behind the famous fuwa, the mascots for the Beijing Olympic Games in 2008. For the Spring Fes
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A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas．One little pea dropped out．He tried to pick it up，and spilt twenty．He tried to pickup the twenty，and spilt them all．Then he lost his temper，scattered the peas in all directions，and ran away．
趣味英语
naughty MonkeyIt's very hot.. An old man is asleep on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man's nose. The old man has a naughty monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old man's nose again. The monkey chases
英语美文
A man went into the woods．He felled a tree，and began to cut it into pieces．He lifted one end of the tree on the stump，sat astride up-on it，and began to saw．Then he drove a wedge into the cleft，and began to saw farther along；then he re
趣味英语
Ned and Jan worked for the Bronx Zoo. They were monkey experts. Elmer was one of twelve monkeys. He didn't socialize much. Ned and Jan tried occasionally to get Elmer to mate, but he firmly resisted those efforts. Maybe he wants prettier females, jok
英文短篇故事（纽约）